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Laughter phone dings and vibrates Oh, hold on a second. Mmhmm. Oh, hell no. He did not just text me he working late. That shit is weak. Okay. You know what, working late, my ass. If he don't walk through that door in the next half an hour, he may as well not even come home tonight 'cause I'm not gonna be there waiting for his cheating ass. Okay! All right, girl I ain't playing. You know what I'm saying I mean, I will be there waiting because But he gonna have to put up with a lot of shit from me.

Okay. And if he think he gonna do this shit again, he is sorely mistaken. Okay! Because my man gets one chance. Okay! One. Okay! And then after that, he get one more. Okay. And then after that, he gonna get three strikes. Then you're out. Okay. And if I ever find out that my man was messing around on me, he better get as far away from me as he possibly can because he do not want to get what I'm gonna give to him.

Okay. I got my motherfucking real estate license. Okay! But if and when he does come home, that's fine. Okay. 'Cause he can go out and get all turnt up with these little side hos and whatnot 'cause you know what, bitch He always gonna come home. All right Okay. I'm the queen bee, and he always gonna come home to me. You know what Okay. But you know what, but you know what, but you know what I don't even care. Oh, okay. But I'll tell you what happen if he do come home.

Okay. He ain't gonna be pulling any of that shit in my house. Okay. He can come to the house if he wants to, but he ain't never gonna do that when I'm home. Okay. You know what Even if I'm home, it's fine. Okay. You know what I'm talking about Mm, okay. 'Cause I don't give a good goddamn. Okay. That's what I'm talking about. But he ain't gonna bring that shit into my bedroom. I tell you that much right now, okay Okay. 'Cause there ain't no triflingass nigga.

Gonna wake me up while he's cheating on me in my bed again. Okay. And I told him. I looked him right in the face. I said, This is the fifth and last time that you Okay! exhales I couldn't have said it better myself, girl. You're right. Okay You just been spouting words of wisdom all evening. I ain't listening to a highpitched goddamn thing you saying. quietly Okay. I don't even know what the hell I was thinking, girl. You right. The second that that man walks through that door,.

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SO HERE'S WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO, AND Y'ALL TRY TO STAY QUIET SO THAT IT REALLY SOUNDS LIKE SHE'S CALLING FROM A POLICE STATION OR FROM WHEREVER. SO WE'RE GONNA TRY TO CALL HIM. WE'LL SEE IF HE'S REHEARSING. HE MAY BE AT SNL. HE MAY BE AT THE DEREK JETER LAST BASEBALL GAME, WHICH HE WILL NOT HEAR ANY OF THIS IF HE'S AT THE BASEBALL GAME. WHICHHOPEFULLY, HE'LL JUST HEAR ARRESTED, AND THEN HE'LL SO WE'LL LEAVE A MESSAGE IF IT GOES TO VOICE MAIL, JUST SO HE GETS VOICE MAIL THAT YOU'REBEEN ARRESTED.

OKAY. BUT I THINK I'M GONNA BE IN MY CAR GETTING ARRESTED. I THINK THAT'S OH, YOU'RE IN THE CAR. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN OKAY. I'LL BE PLAYING THE PART OF THE COP. snickering OKAY. I DON'T NEED TO PUT IT ON SPEAKER, RIGHT NO, IT'S phone jingling OH, SOMEONE IS CALLING ME AT THE SAME TIME. laughter ANSWER IT. SEE WHO IT IS. NO WAY. THAT'S TOO SCARY. ANSWER IT. IT'S A NUMBER I DON'T KNOW. OH, MY GOD.

HELLO HI. IS THIS ANNA FARIS NO. WHO'S THIS OH, MY NAME'S HALEY WRIGHT, CALLING ON BEHALF OF SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA PUBLIC RADIO. IS ANNA AVAILABLE NO, SHE'S NOT. SHE'S GONNA CALL YOU BACK, OKAY OKAY, I CAN AC ALL RIGHT. laughter I SUPPORT MY PUBLIC RADIO STATION. WE CAN'T INTERRUPT THIS BIT. THAT IS REALLY FUNNY. WHY IS A PUBLIC RADIO STATION CALLING YOU WHY DO THEY HAVE YOUR NUMBER I DON'T KNOW. I'M GLAD YOU ANSWERED THOUGH. phone line trilling.

whispering indistinctly sighs both whispering indistinctly line continues trilling UHOH. HE LIKES DEREK MORE THAN ME. giggles OKAY, THAT'S whispering COULD DO IT LIKE HE'S COMING OUT TO, LIKE whispering OH, YEAH, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. YOU HAVE REACHED THE VOICE MAILBOX OF 31. voice fades OH. laughter THAT WOULD BE IT'LL COME BACK UP. phone beeps HEY, HONEY. UM, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'RE AT THE GAME RIGHT NOW. IF YOU ARE, I HOPE DEREK'S DOING REALLY WELL. BUT I JUST WANT TO TELL YOU THAT, UM, I'M.

I THINK I'M GETTING ARRESTED. MA'AM, LET'S GO. UM, I KNOW OUT OF THE CAR. stammering frantically NO, JUST GIVE ME TWO SECONDS. NO, I'M COMING. I'M COMING. I'M COMING. PUT YOUR CLOTHES ON AND GET OUT BABY, I WAS I JUST WAS ON MY WAY, YOU KNOW PUT YOUR PANTS ON AND GET OUT OF THE CAR. I HAD TO DO THIS CHANGE IN THE CAR. crying AND THIS COP PULLED ME OVER. SOMEONE GRAB THAT ROOSTER. I DON'TI CAN'T.

The Best DJ Khaled Snapchat Moments

Hey guys, what's going on For Complex News, I'm Tamara Dhia. From the man who gave us moments like this and this and of course, this now comes the best Snapchat user to ever hit the app. Over the past few weeks, DJ Khaled or djkhaled305 on Snapchat, has become the inspirational beacon of hope snappers never knew they needed. If you follow me on Twitter, then you know I have been pushing you guys to add him on the snap, whether he's sharing the keys to success Or dropping gems like these.

Or sharing good hygiene Or enjoying his hot tub He's documenting his life's adventures daily through Snapchat. Much to the dismay of his lady friend. Even his housekeeper reaps the benefits of Khaled's success. In short, the man's snapchat is pure gold. So much so that someone, let's call him my hero, has decided to do a supercut of all of Dj Khaled's best moments For the rest of the supercut tutorial, click the link below and remember the key to more success is to subscribe to Complex on YouTube. Another one.

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Feeling the wrath of the woman who trains vishal sharma with words having an affair with a colleague his wife to fifteen years david which i'm glad to camera pans with the help of her relatives items were caught on camera three husband was working in an automobile company this girl was working with time accidentally has been brought into my house and sections having problems with his family and statements on the you also see that want to study and didn't want to get married and department mona sharma alexis and husband spent most of his time with his love of horses.

And that the clinton administration of the house party says he's innocent and being susceptible domestic problems frame only doing a job in my office they have their family problems he came with my maternal uncle into my house included that time and they were talking to each other in the fight broke out teaching hospitals enraged life and deputy chief their life love triangle transplant even the president's came to the scene shortly after the outhouses and failed to break it up and i don't know exposed couples as not only to the i love mona sharma and her.

Cheating Wife Gets Caught After Snapchat SlipUp

For Complex News Im Jinx, and I'm here with this week's Snapchat fail. Now as many of you know, Snapchat is centered around chronicling the last 24 hours of your life via tutorial and photo and sharing them with your network or individuals. But we all know the real reason it's was developed sending provocative images to your significant other. Which is one user identified only as Chelsea was attempting to do. but of course she fucked up. Chelsea, who was supposedly on a business trip took it upon herself to send her husband.

A couple sensual flicks. Like this one. Now if you're like me, you love a good lingerie snap in your inbox and you might be thinking Seems like they've got a good marriage. Then she followed that one up with this pic. Back to back snaps Tight, right Wrong. Let me explain why 1 It's sunny as hell out. Why you going to sleep in the middle of the afternoon 2 What business trip are you on that you're job put you up in that stingy as motel room. Like c'mon, that TV is from the 80s..

3 Who took the photo Cause they're def shot from two different angles. 4 And probably most importantly. whose boots are those Sensing something was up, her husband shifted from Snapchat to iMessage with a less than loving response. He texts Who is with you in the hotel room Chelsea, likely unprepared responded What are you talking about I set my camera on a timer! Stop lying Chelsea I know you're not aline in that hotel room. Yes I am! I swear baby you know I would never cheat. Her husband, having noticed a least one of the discrepancies that I pointed our replied.

Then why the fuck are there MEN'S BOOTS in your second snapchat. I can't go through this again. I'm calling a lawyer. Damn. Seriously. it's one thing to cheat on your husband. It's a totally other thing to do have the person you're sleeping with take snaps of you and then send them to him. Multitasking at its worst. I'd imagine that whenever Chelsea returns from her business trip she's gonna be without home. Perhaps Boots will help her move her stuff. Now I'm not condoning what she did, but in any instance captured on social media, you.

Key Peele Text Message Confusion Uncensored

BEEN TRYING TO REACH OUT TO YOU ALL DAY. ARE WE ON FOR TONIGHT sighs JEEZ. WHAT YOU CAN'T CATCH ME. YOU CAN'T CATCH ME. I'M LANCE MOORE. TOUCHDOWN, BITCH. WHAT PAUSE. phone chimes OH, SHOOT. KEEGAN'S BEEN TEXTING ME. SORRY, DUDE, MISSED YOUR TEXTS. I ASSUMED WE'D MEET AT THE BAR. WHATEVER. I DON'T CARE. phone chimes SORRY, DUDE, MISSED YOUR TEXTS. I ASSUMED WE'D MEET AT THE BAR. WHATEVER. I DON'T CARE. WHATEVER. I DON'T CARE WHAT THE FUCK IS HIS PROBLEM DO YOU EVEN WANT TO HANG OUT.

DO YOU EVEN WANT TO HANG OUT OH, THAT'S CONSIDERATE. LIKE I SAID, WHATEVER. LIKE I SAID, WHATEVER FUCK THIS GUY. JESUS, YOU. ARE FUCKING PRICELESS. AWW. YOU'RE THE. ONE WHO'S FUCKING PRICELESS THIS M THIS MOTHERFUCKER HERE. OH, HE WANTS TO OKAY, MMHMM. MMHMM. OKAY. YOU WANT TO GO. RIGHT NOW HMM. GUESS I COULD DO THAT. clears throat OKAY. OKAY, LET'S GO HE SAID OKA OKAY, LET'S GO ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU KNOW WHAT YOU WANT TO REALLY. DO THIS NOW KEEGAN, YOU NUT.

YOU'RE NOT PUTTING ME OUT. FUCK YEAH, LET'S DO IT OH, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE! FIRST ROUND'S MINE. OH, NO! OH, NO! THERE AIN'T GONNA BE NO ROUNDS, ASSHOLE! IT'S GONNA BE A FUCKING STREET FIGHT! THIS SON OF A 'CAUSE TONIGHT WE GONNA PARTY AND THE PARTY DON'T STOP YOU! BUDDY! LIKE I SAID, FIRST ROUND'S MINE. A BEER AND A GIMLET FOR MY PARTNER RIGHT WHAT'S THAT UH, II GOT YOU A BASEBALL BAT WITH NAILS IN IT. FOR MY POSTAPOCALYPTIC JACKIE ROBINSON COSTUME.

Chinese man jumps to his death after shopping fight with girlfriend

Ancient Chinese proverb say your girlfriend spend all your money at the Golden Eagle mall, you go kill yourself. Well, it goes something like that. A Chinese man in Xuzhou was shopping with his girlfriend when he decided to call it quits, literally. Eyewitnesses say the 38yearold could be heard telling his girlfriend that he already had more bags than he could carry, but she insisted on getting some new kicks. He replied that she already had enough shoes, more than she could wear in a lifetime and it was pointless buying any more.

This caused his girlfriend to flip out and start shouting at him and accusing him of being cheap and ruining Christmas. The argument ended when the boyfriend threw all the bags on the floor and climbed over a 1.5m rail alongside an elevator shaft and jumped. The man hit Christmas decorations on his way down before hitting the floor seven stories below causing shoppers to scatter. Police say the incident is still under investigation and are looking for the girlfriend. In retrospect, maybe he should have just broken up with her. Or was she really that annoying.

Psycho Dad Wrecks Car

Dad! Dad! What is it That is my Xbox that you broke. The fuck is going on here Where did you get it from I mean, I fixed it today! Yeah, but you were supposed to do job interviews today too, were you not Yeah. Yeah! Look at what I am wearing! I did do it! I applied! And now I can play tutorial games because I am going to have a job. Where did you get the money for it I have money! Birthdays! Christmas! Yeah, that does not count. I know you are.

Out of money. Where did you get the money Mom. Your Mother Mom gives me money. Your Mother gave you money! Yeah. Dad! Dad! Holy shit! Holy fuck! Dad! Dad! Holy shit! Now how am I going to go to work! How the fuck am I going to go to work Holy shit. Are you.Oh! Get the fuck out of here! Are you kidding me! Dad does this and. Holy shit! What the fuck! Woah! Oh my God! Dad! Crazy Screams FUCK! Do you realize how dangerous this is! More Screams.

Fuck! Get me out of here! Fuck! There is glass everywhere! Where is the keys I do not.I do not want to do this anymore.Where is the keys Fucking just take them. Fuck! Stop filming this! This is not entertaining for all you people watching! Fuck! This cost a lot of money! Dad! Dad! What are you doing Hey! Dad! I need this! I need this! Fuck! Fuck. What the hell are you doing. Dad Dad! Oh, my God. You are mine starting tomorrow. You are mowing lawns. You are going to make a living. I do not want to mow lawns! I do not want to be your slave!.

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