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ALL RIGHT, Y'ALL GATHER ROUND. GATHER ROUND. WELCOME, GENTLEMEN. WHAT A BEAUTIFUL AND BLESSED DAY FOR AN AUCTION. ALL RIGHT, Y'ALL, GET ON UP THERE. PUT THAT WHIP DOWN AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS, THOUGH. STRAIGHT UP. I DON'T CARE WHAT PLANTATION I END UP ON. I'M STRAIGHT STAGING A REVOLT IN THIS MOTHERbleep. HELLS YEAH. WE HAVE LOT A, LOT B, AND LOT C. UH, $3 ON LOT A. $4. 5! $5 GOING ONCE, TWICE, THREE TIMES, SOLD. LOT A GOES TO THE MAN IN THE BLACK HAT.
I MEAN, GOOD. YEAH. chuckles I'M GLAD I DIDN'T GET SOLD, 'CAUSE I DON'T WANT TO BE OWNED BY ANOTHER HUMAN BEING. WHOEVER BUYS ME, THEY BETTER KILL ME THE FIRST DAY, OR I'MA GO BUCKWILD ON THE WHOLE OPERATION. OKAAY NEXT ONE, GET UP ON UP THERE, NOW. OH, THISOKAY. both inhale $6 ON LOT A. $7! EIGHT. 9! $9 GOING ONCE, TWICE, THREE TIMES, SOLD! both exhale OKAY, WELL, YOU HAVE TO BUY THAT DUDE. IT'S A NOBRAINER. I MEAN, THAT GUY'S HUGE.
A MASSIVE INDIVIDUAL. THAT'S TWO OF ME. ANYBODY WOULD BUY HIM. I'D BUY THAT DUDE. MY QUESTION IS HOW'D THEY CATCH HIM NEXT! OKAY. OH, YEAH. YEAH. $2 ON LOT A. $2 GOING ONCE, TWICE, THREE TIMES, SOLD. SEE, NOW, THAT SURPRISES ME. THAT IS INTERESTING, TO SAY THE LEAST. I MEAN, WELL, IT JUST SEEMS LIKE AT A CERTAIN POINT, IT'S LIKE, DO THEY EVEN KNOW WHAT THEY'RE LOOKING FOR IT'S LIKE THE WHOLE CRITERIA SEEMS JUST A LITTLE INCONSISTENT.
I MEAN, AT SOME POINT, I WANT TO BE ON LOT A. YEAH, WHICH CAN A BROTHA GET ON LOT A NEXT. OH, HERE WE GO. HERE WE GO. BEEN A PLEASURE. GIVE 'EM HELL. ALL RIGHT. OKAY. $8 ON LOT A. GOING ONCE, TWICE, THREE TIMES, SOLD! HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN NOPE, NOT TRUE. HOW DOES IT HAPPEN WHAT YOU JUST SAID THAT'S GOBBLEDYGOOK. OKAY THAT CAN'T BE TRUE. 'CAUSE WHAT CAN THIS DUDE DO.
LOOK AT HIM. WHAT COULD HE PICK A COTTON PLANT IS, LIKE, THIS TALL. YES. I'M SAY NO OFFENSE, BROTHA, I'M JUST SAYING. OFFENSE TAKEN. WHAgasps AM I WRONG IS HE NOT SHORT HE'S SHORT. BUT YOU ARE ACTUALLY SHORT IN REAL LIFE, IN THE WORLD. YOU'RE GOOD, MAN. ENOUGH. I WILL NOT HAVE MY REPUTATION TAINTED, SELLIN' SUPERFICIAL, BIGOTED SLAVES. SUPERFICIAL DID THAT REALLY JUST COME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH THAT'S IT! THIS AUCTION'S OVER! AUCTION'S OVER WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
NO, IT'SIT AIN'T OVER. IT'S NOT OVER! I'M STRONG, Y'ALL! I'M VERY STR I CAN SLEEP IN A BUCKET. I'M FAST, I GOT STAMINA, AND I KNOW MAGIC. MY WORST QUALITY IS THAT I'M A PERFECTIONIST. LET ME MEN HAVE I MENTIONED THIS DOCILE. I AM AGREEABLE TO A FAULT. YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE DUDE WHO ASKED ME TO GET ON THE BOAT WHEN WE CAME OVER HERE. NOT A VIOLENT BONE IN MY BODY. I JUST WALKED RIGHT ON, NO BIG DEAL. NEVER SEEN A BOAT IN MY LIFE.
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Yeah, I think I'm gonna get Brooke some flowers.' ' You said on our very first date that you don't like flowers, that they're a waste of money. Every girl likes flowers, Gary. You said that you don't like flowers. I'm supposed to take that to mean that you do like flowers No. This is not about. You're not. God, you're not getting it. You're not getting this, Gary, okay It's not about the lemons. It's not about the flowers. It's not about the dishes. It's just about. How many times do I have to drop hints about the ballet.
You know I can't stand. Brooke, come here. We've talked about the damn ballet. I hate the goddamn ballet! You got a bunch of dudes in tights flopping around for three hours. It's like a medieval techno show. It's a nightmare. I sit there in a sweat. The whole thing, I do, wondering when the hell's the goddamn nightmare gonna end. Go to a damn ballet. It's not about you loving the ballet, Gary. It's about the person that you love loves the ballet and you wanting to spend time with that person.
Not when they're at the ballet. Okay. Forget the ballet! Forget the ballet! I will. We don't go anywhere together. We just went to Ann Arbor together. To Ann Arbor. To the MichiganNotre Dame game. You think screaming, drunk kids and leprechauns doing backflips, that's fun. That's fun for me. Come on, man. I did that for you. What do you. How do you show up for me I'm up on the bus every goddamn day for you! Come on. You. I'm busting my ass to be the best tour guide in the damn city,.
So I can make enough money to support both of us and hopefully you won't have to work one day. I want to work. All I ask, Brooke, is that you show a little bit of appreciation. That I just get 20 minutes to relax when I come home, instead of being attacked with questions and nagged the whole damn time. You think that I nag you That's all you do! All you do is nag me! The bathroom's a mess.' ' Your belt doesn't match.' ' Hey, Gary, you should probably go work out.' '.
Nothing I ever do is ever good enough! I just want to be left the hell alone! Really Is that what you want, Gary Is that what you want Yeah. That's what you want Yeah. Fine. Great. Do whatever the hell you want. You leave your socks all over this house, dress like a pig, play your stupidass tutorial game. I don't care, I'm done. What I'm done! I don't deserve this. I really do not deserve this. I deserve somebody who gives a shit. I'm not spending one more second of this life with some inconsiderate prick!.
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THE MOOD IS INFECTIOUS AND EXCITING TODAY AS PEOPLE FROM ALL WALKS OF LIFE CELEBRATE BECOMING THE SEVENTH STATE TO LEGALIZE GAY MARRIAGE. WE'RE HERE TALKING TO EXCITED COUPLES ABOUT HOW THEY FEEL ON THIS HISTORIC DAY. OH, HI. HI, HI. UH, YEAH, IT'S A VERY HISTORIC DAY FOR CIVIL RIGHTS. WHOO! AND FOR GAY AMERICANS. AND AMERICANS ALL OVER THE COUNTRY WHOO! WE'RE GONNA GET MARRIED! YEAH! WELL, YOU KNOW, WAIT screams WE SAID THAT IT WOULD BE A CONVERSATION, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN BECAUSE WE DIDN'T KNOW.
THIS WAS GONNA PASS SO DARN FAST. OH, MY GOD! SO ARE YOU GUYS A COUPLE laughs ARE WE A COUPLE COME ON, GIRL, LET'S GET SERIOUS. NO, IT'S JUST SO FAST. MY NAME IS LASHAWN. AND THIS IS RIGHT HERE IS MY SAMWICH. IT'S, UH, SAMUEL, YEAH. laughs AND WE'RE GONNA GET MARRIED! YEAH! THAT'S SO GREAT. HOW LONG HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN TOGETHER WELL, WE'VE BEEN THREE YEARS. IT'S BEEN FOREVER, WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOREVER! IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT TO KNOW THE PERSON.
WHO IS THE BRIDE I AM THE BRIDE. DODODODODODODO! laughs OH, WELL TELL US ALL ABOUT YOUR PLANS. YOU KNOW, WE NEVER THOUGHT IT WAS IMPORTANT TO HAVE A PIECE OF PAPER SO THERE'S NOT ANY PLANS OH, YEAH! PIECE OF PAPER! WE'RE GONNA GET THAT PIECE OF PAPER, SAMMY! YEAH, YEAH. THAT PIECE OF PAPER! WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU GUYS WILL GET MARRIED WELL YOU KNOW THERE'S A LOT OF HIDDEN COSTS IN A WEDDING OH, EVERYWHERE! WE'RE GONNA GET MARRIED OVER HERE.
AND OVER THERE AND IN THE SKY AND ON A CLOUD. OH, WOW, IT SOUNDS LIKE IT'S GONNA BE A BIG WEDDING. WELL, YOU KNOW IT'S JUST A CONVERSATION THAT WE HAVE GIRL, WE'RE GONNA RENT THE MOON AND FILL IT WITH ROSES! screams WE REALLY NEED TO TALK ABOUT WHETHER OR NOT WE THINK IT'S FAIR TO EVEN GET MARRIED WHEN IT'S STILL ILLEGAL IN SO MANY OTHER STATES OH, MY GOD! YOU SEE LOOK AT HIM! THAT'S MY MAN WITH HIS BIG HEART. I'M SORRY, MY HUSBAND. YOU MY HUSBAND NOW.
WELL, WE JUST YOU MY HUSBAND NOW, BITCH. OKAY, WE JUST DON'T WANNA RUSH INTO ANYTHING, BECAUSE STUFF GETS OVERTURNED. REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED IN CALIFORNIA. BABY I'M GONNA GET A 14KARAT RING THE SIZE OF 14 MOTHERbleep CARROTS. THAT'S WHAT'S UP, DOC! smacking lips WELL, YOU TWO CERTAINLY SEEM EXCITED. YEAH, DO WE SEEM EXCITED OH, YEAH, YEAH. OH, OKAY. CONGRATULATIONS. I HOPE YOU GUYS HAVE A WONDERFUL LIFE TOGETHER. WE JUSTWE REALLY JUST DIDN'T THINK IT WAS GONNA PASS. WE'RE GONNA HAVE A HOUSE THAT'S SHAPED LIKE A UNICORN.
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Oh, this is so fabulous. Ain't nothin' like gettin' togetherwith family and havin' a good meal. Cletus, take this bowl. l t's hot. Cletus Goddamn, Sherman, it's almost like we don't seeyour ass no more. Good to seeyou, son. You thinkyou too good to spend time with your family evey now and then l've been real busy, Ernie. l don't want no potatoes. Mashed potatoes give me gas. ln myday, Sherman, people used tospend time with theyfamily. on Sundays and special occasions. Come around and pay their respects.
You mess around and miss little Ernie's golden years, you're gonna be mad atyourself. Belches Baby's got a little gas. Coughing Here she goes. Y'all better coveryour plates. Mama, have some water. Muttering Grandma, you spit on me. Whatyou talkin' about, coverin' your plates Not tonight, Cletus. l'll kickyo' ass. l cooked all this food. Is that all you gonna eat You supposed to eat that, not scalp it. Daddy, all the calories in the chicken are found in the skin.
''Where all the calories is'' You know where that come from Watching that damn TV. Evey time you turn it on somebody talkin' about Iose weight, get healthy. Eveybody lookin' all anorexic, talkin' about that's healthy. l know what healthy is. And l don't know why eveybody tyin' to lose weight in the first place! Ain't eveybody supposed to be the same size. We're all different. Big, small, medium, midgets. You supposed to have all that. Eveybody wants to be the same size, like that Oprah Winfrey. She gon' lose herweight. Wasn't nothin' wrong with her. She was fine. Oprah was a fox!.
She lose all that weight, her head look all big. And LutherVandross. Nigger used to be the black Pavarotti. Lost all that weight, Iookin' all ashy. Oprah and Luther need to keep their ass one weight, 'cause l'm confused. Yes, l hope nothin's wrong with Oprah. She doesn't lookwell. There ain't nothin' wrong with Oprah. l seen Oprah on rdGop last week. Was the picture ofhealth. Got her a tall, young, strong gentleman named Steadman. So handsome. Amazing grace Continues Letterman, Leno. Montel, Ricki Lake. l like Geraldo. Mike Douglas. Ohh, Mike Douglas.
You know, Mike Douglas used to make me moist when l'd watch his show. l admit it. Onlywhite man everdid that to me was Mike Douglas. l would like to volunteer to take this old bird out ofher misey. Cletus! Don'tyou dare say that about Mama. No, no, hold it. You ain't gotta protect me from Cletus. Come on, Cletus. Come on over here. It ain't but a short walk. Come on over. You gonna limp back. You'll walk over, butyou're limpin' back. But don't let the gray hair fool ya. t ain't no easywin, nigger.
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Rebecca... you are the prettiest girl in Brooklyn. Thank you Sir Jeffers. Will you accompany me to the mysterious wedding today... no. But... but Rebecca... I love you. I love you too. I LOVEEEEEEEEEEE YOUUUUUUUUU... Marry me Rebecca ! ! ! ! No... Why! I... I don't love you. Whoopsies.... REEEEBBBBBBBBEEEEEECCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! ! ! !ACHOO ! ! ! ! I am in love with another. Who is this mannnnnnnnnnnnn ! ! ! !.
He... Is...You. I loooove you ! Marry me Rebecca ! ! ! ! No... REEBBBBEEEEEEECCCCAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! I am in love with your brother... Chad... I'll kill him when I find him ! ! ! OR! He will... Find... YOU ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! CHAD ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! The mysterious wedding has been our wedding all along ! ! !.
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Denis, I know that some in our audience don't know the finer points of hockey. Could you tell them, for example, what is icing Well, icing happen when the puck come down, bang, you know, before the other guys, nobody there, you know. My arm go comes out, then the game stop then start up. I see. What is highsticking Highsticking happen when the guy take the stick, you know, and he go like that. You don't do that. Oh, no. Never, never. Why not Against the rules. You stupid when you do that, some English pig with no brains.
Denis, what is slashing Slashing is like that, you know Mmhm. And there's a penalty for that Yeah. And for trip also, you know. Oh Like that. And for hook like this. And for spear, you know, like that. Mmhm. All bad. You do that, you go to the box, you know. Two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know. Mmhm. And then you get free. The Chiefs are at home against Hyannisport at the War Memorial at eight. Good seats are still available.
Marriage Divorce Fighting Alcoholism Caused by Divorce
Hi, I'm Joe Cuenco, with Family Resources. Today, we're going to be talking about how breaking up, may create some additional problems, for some. We're specifically talking about how divorce, might lead to alcoholism. The most important thing that you have to consider, is to assure yourself that you have self worth, and this is a very important thing, for you to go ahead and pursue, trying to fight off this type of an issue, and dealing with this failure. Alcoholism is typically something, that most people don't' fight off, or address.
By their own, and what I'm saying, is that people typically will need to get some type of counseling, some type of support, and help, professional help, to deal with the situation, because not only are you dealing with the addiction, you're also dealing with probably the loss of self respect, dealing with other losses associated with the breakup. It may be a lack of confidence. You may be angry, and suffering other situations, that may just further complicate the entire thing, that you're feeling, so realistically what one needs to do in this situation, is join a support group. There are Alcoholics Anonymous or other.
Groups. Just be among friends and family, who are supportive, to help you work through things of this nature, and it's also important to replace this drinking, or the time that you spend drinking, with more positive things. Get into a hobby, read, maybe do some volunteering work, or something more beneficial, something that is going to help yourself. Internally, it's also very important to go ahead and build your selfesteem. Rebuild the selfconfidence that you might have lost, and build your inner strength and character, and you might do this.
By doing some reading, looking at some selfhelp books, and other things that are valuable, to help you build your character. You want to put this thing behind you. You want to come out of it a survivor, but also recognize that you were the victim here, and you need to overcome this issue, and there are plenty of people, willing to help you do this. You have a good support group, and that is where you need to draw strength from, and that's how we combat alcoholism, caused by divorce. I'm Joe Cuenco, with Family Resources, Relationships.
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