A Pep Talk from Kid President to You
KID PRESIDENT I think we all need a pep talk. slow electric guitar riff music KID PRESIDENT The world needs to stop being boring. Yeah, you! Boring is easy, everybody can be boring. But you're gooder than that. Life is not a game people. Life isn't a cereal either. Well, it is a cereal. And if life is a game, aren't we all on the same team I mean really right I'm on your team, be on my team. This is life people, you've got air coming through your nose! You've got a heart beat! That means it's time to do somethin'!.
A poem. Two roads diverged in the woods. and I took the road less traveled. AND IT HURT MAN! Really bad. Rocks! Thorns! Glass! My pants broke! NOT COOL ROBERT FROST! But what if there really were two paths I want to be on the one that leads to awesome. It's like that dude Journey said, don't stop believing, unless your dream is stupid. Then you should get a better dream. I think that's how it goes. Get a better dream, then keep goin', and goin', and keep goin'. What if Michael Jordan had quit Well, he did quit. But he retired, yeah that's it,.
He retired. But before that In highschool What if he quit when he didn't make the team He would have never made Space Jam. And I love Space Jam. What will be your Space Jam What will you create when you make the world awesome Nothing if you keep sittin' there! This is why I'm talking to you today! This is your time. This is my time. This is our time. We can make everyday better for each other. If we're all on the same team, let's start acting like it. We've got work to do.
We can cry about it, or we can dance about it. You were made to be awesome. Let's get out there! I don't know everything, I'm just a kid, but I do know this It's everybodies duty to do good, and give the world a reason to dance. So get to it. You've just been pep talked. Create something that will make the world awesome. electric guitar riff Play ball! movie reel sound crashing noise Oh hi everybody! We're all workin' hard to make this an awesome year for other people, and you guys are doin' it!.
You've been super encouraging to me, so I want to return the favor. Who do you know that needs some encouragement Pass this pep talk along, and get the whole world to dance. I dedicate this tutorial today to my friend Gabbi. She's a cool kid, she likes pancakes, and she's fighting cancer. Like a BOSS. And to all you watching, who encourages you Send them this tutorial, and let them know. So get to it! music burst Bye! continue soulful music Harmonized Voice SoulPancake! Subscribe! Kid President Not cool Robert Frost!.
What can I do to have a great sex life
People ask me what's the best thing I can do to have a good sex life Usually the answers that question is go look at the sex manual find a new position, find some way to becoming so thrilling to your partner by a new brawl buy something snazzy to wear I'm gonna tell me something really different. We focused a lot on thrilling novelty in sexuality, but all the new research says that really what makes the good sex is best safety the emotional connection between partners. The people have the best sex, like it best, make love more often.
And find it most thrilling all those who are happy in longterm loving relationships. When you feel safe with somebody you can relax, you can play, you can tune into your eroticism, you can talk about what it is you need on a sexual level, you can relax and let yourself go into sensation. All researches says that actually this turns out that foreplay really matters. What's foreplay does, is it helps couples tune into each other and create that emotional connection safety. What we know is that sex without emotion is flat. It's like dancing without music.
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Hey Dana, I've got you on my radar. Hey Dana, do you think this pot plant's a risk or not Hey Dana, this clock looks pretty schmick. Some people have asked me, do you trust her Dana, my hair's a bit fluffy can you remind me to buy gel later Good morning Dana. Dana you were saying something about pests before. I found a critter. Dana what did the guy say at the miniature horse race Good luck tiny pony Dana have you seen the toilet My bladder's full. Dana. Have we all got what we need.
We're really cramming in a lot t. It's a rort. You just think you're smarter than me. Dana I don't think we've got any of these. well you don't anyway. I've already got one. can we get six more They're really clamping down on prices here. Hey Dana, I think they named this one after you. Hey Dana, you look really pretty today. Hey Dana, I just cannot take it anymore. Dana, I'm so skilled at this though. I'll stop if you want me to. Not Slow down Dana, you're in a rush.
2 Broke Girls Boring Proof
And like I've already said twice, Your Honor, I've worked at that diner since 1989, so, peace out. She's still not back. Keep going. Your Honor, I've been working at that diner since 1989. I think we've heard everything this gentlemen has to say about the building in question, including, for some reason, of his brief affair with comedian Nipsy Russell's wife. She was from Brooklyn! I thought it was pertinent, Your Honor. If there are no other witnesses Han, go, go, go, go. No, I already blew this once.
Finally, you admit you blew something when I can't enjoy it. Oleg, you go. I can't. The judge knows me from a sort of Eyes Wide Shut situation. You go. No, nothing good ever happened to me in a courtroom. Every single time, they just gave me back to my mother. I'll go. Yeah, I've got something to say. You're a lady judge. You got any Midol Well, if there are no further witnesses. Damn it, yo! I guess I have something to say. Wonderful.
Carmella, we just lost our lunch table. Nice model you got there, except IMAXs are supposed to be big. laughs That's kind of the point. Miss, if you don't have anything pertinent Stop, you can't tear our building down! So excited, I feel like I'm in Legally Blonde. Those Tiffany windows are over 100 years old, making it a historic, landmark building. Do you have documented proof of this Yes, I do, your honor. So dramatic. I'm loving it. Living, breathing, boring proof. Your Honor, this gentlemen is an expert.
Picnic Sex It Will Transform The Way You Have Sex FOREVER
So foreplay tips now what I want to focus on here is to get you out of that mindset that we tend to have in the West that sex is like a 3 course meal. You know there's step 1, step 2 and step 3. You kiss a bit, you fondle a bit, you maybe go down on each other, then you have intercourse, he has an orgasm and you're done. and hopefully she's had an orgasm along the way somewhere. you know look that's fine for one model of sex.
But it can be a little bit boring. i encourage you to think of sex more like a picnic. in the sense that it's all laid out there in front of you and you can eat it in whatever order or as frequently as you like. so if you want to go dips, quiche, pavlova you know you can but you don't have to. you can just eat nothing but dips, you can start with the pavlova and go backwards. you can go quiche, dips, quiche, dips, pavlova, pav, dips, pav,.
Dips, quiche. you can even just kinda sit there and drink champagne. not eat anything at all you're still having a picnic. and this is what I encourage you to do, is to get out of this rigid view of what sex is and just play do whatever feels right, experiment do a bit of this do a bit of that, come back to that. stop and have a chat, it's all good. it's just about getting in touch with what you enjoy what you're feeling in that moment sharing it with your partner and the sex can go on and on and on and it's always going.
Laughter Its Good for You, Good for Your Relationships, and Good for Society
I like a comic who can make people realize how stupid they are and how over serious they're taking something. And like somebody that can do that can calm like a rough sea because the last thing anybody wants to do is look stupid while they're trying to be serious. And sometimes when you get emotionally caught up in something only humor can cut through all that seriousness to show people the real point of the thing and how stupid they look. And that's when people will back away from all this dumb serious stuff and just be like.
If I don't laugh right now I'm going to look like an idiot and let me just relax. So I think that's what comedy is for. Even sometimes like when I'm in a relationship and I was serious about something that was so important to me and then later on I realize I'm a comic, why didn't I why did I take this moment so serious That was so dumb of me. Like my comedy is not just for onstage it's for moments like this when things are getting heated between me and my girl I'm supposed to use this to help and I didn't.
Like what an idiot. You feel stupid because it can solve so many things. Comedy is like sex. Like if a lot of people didn't have sex they'd be worse human beings. But because they're having sex you don't see how bad they could be. So then there's pleasures in life that kind of work like something to keep the migraines away. It's like if we didn't have sex, if we didn't have comedy or just other things that make us happy there would be a bunch of people walking around with migraines. Imagine if everybody in the world had a migraine.
There's a way to be irreverent and PC. Like there's a way to do it where you close all the loopholes for people to attack you but you can say things that people do not like. So I think that's my approach. Just for a protection mechanism like as a comic you want to be able to say what you've got to say but you also have to protect yourself because people can attack you and take you down. Like you're going to go up and on your way up and when you get to the top you're going like bring you down and you worked hard.
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