Announcer: coming up on MARRIAGE TODAY WITH JIMMY KAREN. JIMMY: IF YOU’RE NOT HAVING FUN IN YOUR MARRIAGE, YOU’RE IN DANGER. IF YOU’RE NOT LAUGHING.

Together. and let me tell you WHAT I BELIEVE. PEOPLE ARE AT THEIR BEST WHEN THEY’RE HAVING FUN. EVERY PERSON IS AT THEIR VERY, VERY BEST WHEN THEY’RE HAVING FUN.

You fall in love because you do FUN THINGS TOGETHER. I MEAN, THAT’S HOW WE FALL IN LOVE. AND KAREN AND I, I REMEMBER WHEN WE STARTED DATING. WE WERE NOT SEXUAL. AND SOIN FACT, WE.

Didn’t datei saykaren and i DIDN’T KISS UNTIL THE 11th DATE. KAREN SAYS IT’S THE SEVENTH BECAUSE SHE WAS A LOT MORE AGGRESSIVE THAN ME. LAUGHTER.

But it was the 11th date before WE KISSED FOR THE FIRST TIME. BUT WHAT I REMEMBER ABOUT DATING KAREN IS HOW MUCH FUN IT WAS. WE FELL IN LOVE FINDING FUN STUFF TO DO AND GOING TO DO IT.

And that’s how you stay in love. YOU STAY IN LOVE BY HAVING FUN. IF YOU’RE NOT HAVING FUN IN YOUR MARRIAGE, YOU’RE IN DANGER. IF YOU’RE NOT LAUGHING TOGETHER. AND LET ME TELL YOU WHAT I.

Believe. people are at their BEST WHEN THEY’RE HAVING FUN. EVERY PERSON IS AT THEIR VERY, VERY BEST WHEN THEY’RE HAVING FUN. AND SO YOU WANT TO HAVE FUN TOGETHER.

This is usa today, JULY 16, 2008, AND THIS IS RESEARCH FROM HOWARD MARKMAN, WHO IS WITH THE, UH, HE’S A PSYCHOLOGIST AND CODIRECTS THE UNIVERSITY OF DENVER’S CENTER.

Dating Rules Indian Guys Need to Follow Stand Up Comedy by Kenny Sebastian

Being in a relationship for three years you learn something. There are certain rules. Especially if you are dating an Indian girl. Indian girls have a lot of restrictions. Unfortunately! Its like a. I feel every Indian girl.

Has to lie to her parents to date a guy. Like in a covert Russian spy mission. She is always on the lookout. Is that my mom? Is that my dad? No. Is that my uncle? Shit!.

My uncle. fuck! Moustache. So, what I learnt from this is when her mom calls you never disturb that call. Do not disturb.

‘the girl and her mother’ call. There are certain signs to know her mom is calling. If her phones ringing and she is like. Thats not her mom. If her phones ringing like. One second.

And they go into this protective environment. Which has an invisible force field. And like an idiot I asked her, Who are you talking to? Your mom? And she said, No! Go away You fool!.

You have any idea what would happen if she knew? Yeah, mommy, I am praying. Were chilling. Actually, we are studying. Yeah, mom. Yeah. Never mess with her. I have seen girlfriends turn into hulks.

They’ve punched me in the face. Its very scary. Second rule: Never. This is such a stupid thing, guys. Never try to make your girlfriend jealous. Just look at the scenario. Just look at the scenario in this club right now.

Single guys. Single girls. Few! A single girl in India with a population of a billion 99% are single guys. Do you know the amount of attention she is getting?.

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