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A lot of people, they write a beautiful speech, and they're just not sure how to communicate it. Its hard you don't know what to do. There are so many unfamiliar and unfriendly looking faces in the crowd. So how do you give a speech that is confident, funny, debonair and charming Well it all comes down to execution our first tip in execution lose those notes! If i'm looking down at my paper all the time, its really hard to form a connection. You're just not going to register as much because.
It doesn't seem real. So lose those notes, buy instead of having a whole script that you have to get through having a few key points that you illustrate with stories. Stories are easy to retell without needing notes because you already know them. So limit yourself to using stories, and your speech is going to be much more effectively communicated, and you're going to feel a lot more confident giving it. Second point when you're delivering a speech is eye contact.You want to make sure that you're looking all around at the various guests in the room. You want to make a personal connection.
With each and every one of them. Try varying your gaze every few seconds to different parts of the room and that will make a huge difference in peoples ability just to interact with you and feel like they're being personally spoken to during your speech. It can get a little intimidating looking into the eyes of complete strangers, especially because people tend to have their tv face on when they're watching a speech they're just deers in the headlight kind of thing. So one tip we can give you is to look at the.
Friendly faces focus on a few key people in the audience who are smiling, who ARE engaged, and just keep alternating between them when you're looking during your speech. Tip number 3 you've lost your notes, you're making eye contact, that's great. Now you have to make sure you're watching the clock. Stories are fantastic but they can also be long winded and drawn out. A 45 second speech is no good because people won't think its heartfelt, but a 45 minute speech is going to have your audience in tears and not the.
Good kind! So make sure you're practicing your speech in advance. Pull out your iphone, your smartphone, and time yourself ahead of the wedding so that you know exactly how long it is. A good speech length is anywhere from 5 to 10 minutes. Of course if you've got an amazing story, and amazing connection with the groom or bride it can go a little longer. But generally, the shorter, the more people are going to appreciate it, and the better they're going to be engaged. Once you've timed your speech and you know how long its going to be you go a long way.
In keeping peoples attention. And finally our last point in giving a strong, confident speech, is to be conversational. You don't need to have every little word scripted out. If you're telling stories and you're talking just try to stay natural. Keep your body language active, don't stand rigid at the stage, and just relax. Pretend its a conversation between two people not a conversation with 500 other people. A speech shouldn't really be a speech it should be more of a conversation. Each member of the audience should feel like they're being personally spoken to. If you.
Do that you keep it conversational, you use stories, you make eye contact, you lose those notes, you're going to give an incredible wedding speech. So feel confident and enjoy this opportunity to tell the bride and the groom how much they mean to you. You're going to do great! If you still aren't sure how to write your wedding speech, head back to our previous tutorial the 5 keys to writing a great wedding toast. If you're ready, we congratulate you and wish you best of luck enjoy that wedding!.
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Hello and welcome to wedding speeches and vows short tutorial for wedding mc's in this tutorial we'll cover five wedding mc tips to help you become a more effective wedding mc wedding mc tip number one focus the attention on the bride and groom, not yourself this is the bride and groom's special day so make them the center of attention wedding mcc tip number two make sure you pronounce people's names correctly there's nothing more embarrassing mispronouncing someone's name especially if it's the groom's last name so be sure your pronunciation is correct.
Wedding mc tip number three arrived at the wedding reception venue early one of the signs of a true professional is being on time and ensuring everything is in order before the wedding party and guests arrive winning mc tip number 4 create a party atmosphere at the reception your duty as a wedding mc is to successfully transition the wedding guests from the religious ceremony to the celebration of the marriage wedding mc tip number five don't embarrass the bride, groom or wedding guests use good judgment in what you say to get a laugh.
If in doubt leave it out and finally you're invited to request a free copy of the wedding mc's wedding speech guide the way mc's wedding speech guide gives you tips to help you in your wedding mc duties here just a few things you'll discover in the wedding mc's wedding speech guide how to overcome your worst stage fright fears and speak in public with confidence our guide not only helps you through the speech making process it also includes our number one confidence boosting trick where to start and where to get inspiration.
You the best man, father of the bride or maid. matron of honor doubling as the wedding mc we'll show you where you can get a complete package of sample speeches that you can mix and match and adapt and fine tune in to your own personalized speech plus, it includes tons of toasts, jokes, quotes and oneliners that spruce up your speech and inject humor into your presentation have no idea what to say or what to do as a wedding mc we reveal one resource that walks you through virtually every step from start.
To finish it's an all inclusive package with checklists, procedures, sample agendas, audience participation games and word for word templates that even tell you what to say the wedding mc's wedding speech guide is a concise quick read with tips you'll find invaluable having by your side best of all it's free so click on the link to your right and you'll be taken to wedding speeches and vows dot com where you can request your free copy of the wedding mc's wedding speech guide thank you and we wish you every success in your wedding emcee duties.
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TO ANOTHER MAN. I CAN FATHOM IT. IT'S CAN YOU JUST PLEASE LISTEN TO SOME OTHER GAY MUSIC, LIKE BARBRA STREISAND OR SOMETHING OH, I SEE, I SEE. OKAY. SO LISTENING TO BARBRA STREISAND IS GAY. STEREOTYPE MUCH keys clacking SO YOU SEEING ANYBODY LATELY YEAH, II MEAN, KIND OF. I THINK 'CAUSE I GOT IT GOOD LAST NIGHT. OH, IT WAS LIKE, DAMN! I MEAN, MY MAN WAS LIKE, BLOP! LIKE, HE HAD A BABY ARM HOLDING ON TO A APPLE. AW, DON'T CALL IT A BABY ARM.
AW. I SEE. SO YOU CAN'T HANDLE HEARING ABOUT HOW I'M GAY. I'M SORRY. YOU JUST REFERRED TO YOUR BOYFRIEND'S PENIS AS A BABY'S ARM HOLDING AN APPLE. WELL, THAT'S WHAT IT LOOKED LIKE. AND IT'S NOT MY BOYFRIEND, BY THE WAY. AND ANYWHATS, YOU'RE HOMOPHOBIC. NO, NO, NO. THAT'S NOT HOMOPHOBIC, OKAY YOU'RE EXPLICITLY TALKING ABOUT SEXUAL THINGS IN THE WORKPLACE. FINE. THERE'S PLENTY OF STUFF THAT WE CAN TALK ABOUT. YOU KNOW, UH, MY PENIS CUP, MY SCROTUM COZIES THAT I HAVE BEEN KNITTING RECENTLY.
OH, WITH THESE KNITTING NEEDLES THAT I HAVE JUST NOTICED LOOK LIKE LITTLE, SKINNY, PURPLE PENISES, ET CETERA AND ET CETERA. OH, MY GOD. CAN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE, AND THEN YOU TELL ME IF IT'S GOOD FOR FACEBOOK OKAY, I'M FAIRLY CERTAIN YOU'RE GOING TO SHOW ME SOMETHING OVERTLY SEXUAL. DON'T YOU PREJUDGE ME! HERE IT IS. AGH! bleep! THAT'S A CLOSEUP OF AN ANUS. OH, NO, THAT'S NOTltigt ANltigt ANUS. THAT'S MY ANUS, BABY GIRL. THAT'S DISGUSTING. OH, I SEE.
SO YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE A CLOSEUP PICTURE OF MY ANUS 'CAUSE YOU HATE GUY MEN. NO. I DON'T WANT TO LOOK AT A CLOSEUP PICTURE OF ANYONE'S ANUS. HOMOPHOBE. HOMOPHOBE. THERE'S A HOMOPHOBE RIGHT HERE. HO blows whistle HOMOPHOBE ALERT! highpitched voice HOMOPHOBE! imitating siren wailing HEY. HEY, BABY. HOW'S IT GOING GOOD. READY TO GO TO LUNCH YEAH. UH, LATRELL, THIS IS GAVIN. GAVIN, THIS IS LATRELL. THIS IS MY BOYFRIEND. HOW YOU DOING I'MI'M I'M DOING VERY WELL. HOWHOW ARE YOU DOING, GAVINGAVIN.
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THE MOOD IS INFECTIOUS AND EXCITING TODAY AS PEOPLE FROM ALL WALKS OF LIFE CELEBRATE BECOMING THE SEVENTH STATE TO LEGALIZE GAY MARRIAGE. WE'RE HERE TALKING TO EXCITED COUPLES ABOUT HOW THEY FEEL ON THIS HISTORIC DAY. OH, HI. HI, HI. UH, YEAH, IT'S A VERY HISTORIC DAY FOR CIVIL RIGHTS. WHOO! AND FOR GAY AMERICANS. AND AMERICANS ALL OVER THE COUNTRY WHOO! WE'RE GONNA GET MARRIED! YEAH! WELL, YOU KNOW, WAIT screams WE SAID THAT IT WOULD BE A CONVERSATION, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN BECAUSE WE DIDN'T KNOW.
THIS WAS GONNA PASS SO DARN FAST. OH, MY GOD! SO ARE YOU GUYS A COUPLE laughs ARE WE A COUPLE COME ON, GIRL, LET'S GET SERIOUS. NO, IT'S JUST SO FAST. MY NAME IS LASHAWN. AND THIS IS RIGHT HERE IS MY SAMWICH. IT'S, UH, SAMUEL, YEAH. laughs AND WE'RE GONNA GET MARRIED! YEAH! THAT'S SO GREAT. HOW LONG HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN TOGETHER WELL, WE'VE BEEN THREE YEARS. IT'S BEEN FOREVER, WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOREVER! IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT TO KNOW THE PERSON.
WHO IS THE BRIDE I AM THE BRIDE. DODODODODODODO! laughs OH, WELL TELL US ALL ABOUT YOUR PLANS. YOU KNOW, WE NEVER THOUGHT IT WAS IMPORTANT TO HAVE A PIECE OF PAPER SO THERE'S NOT ANY PLANS OH, YEAH! PIECE OF PAPER! WE'RE GONNA GET THAT PIECE OF PAPER, SAMMY! YEAH, YEAH. THAT PIECE OF PAPER! WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU GUYS WILL GET MARRIED WELL YOU KNOW THERE'S A LOT OF HIDDEN COSTS IN A WEDDING OH, EVERYWHERE! WE'RE GONNA GET MARRIED OVER HERE.
AND OVER THERE AND IN THE SKY AND ON A CLOUD. OH, WOW, IT SOUNDS LIKE IT'S GONNA BE A BIG WEDDING. WELL, YOU KNOW IT'S JUST A CONVERSATION THAT WE HAVE GIRL, WE'RE GONNA RENT THE MOON AND FILL IT WITH ROSES! screams WE REALLY NEED TO TALK ABOUT WHETHER OR NOT WE THINK IT'S FAIR TO EVEN GET MARRIED WHEN IT'S STILL ILLEGAL IN SO MANY OTHER STATES OH, MY GOD! YOU SEE LOOK AT HIM! THAT'S MY MAN WITH HIS BIG HEART. I'M SORRY, MY HUSBAND. YOU MY HUSBAND NOW.
WELL, WE JUST YOU MY HUSBAND NOW, BITCH. OKAY, WE JUST DON'T WANNA RUSH INTO ANYTHING, BECAUSE STUFF GETS OVERTURNED. REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED IN CALIFORNIA. BABY I'M GONNA GET A 14KARAT RING THE SIZE OF 14 MOTHERbleep CARROTS. THAT'S WHAT'S UP, DOC! smacking lips WELL, YOU TWO CERTAINLY SEEM EXCITED. YEAH, DO WE SEEM EXCITED OH, YEAH, YEAH. OH, OKAY. CONGRATULATIONS. I HOPE YOU GUYS HAVE A WONDERFUL LIFE TOGETHER. WE JUSTWE REALLY JUST DIDN'T THINK IT WAS GONNA PASS. WE'RE GONNA HAVE A HOUSE THAT'S SHAPED LIKE A UNICORN.
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NOW EVERY BITCH LIKE HER CUNNILINGUS A LITTLE BIT DIFFERENT. VAGINAS ARE LIKE SNOWFLAKES. SNOWFLAKES IS DIFFERENT. LEARN YOUR BITCH'S SNOWFLAKE. ASK YOUR BITCH WHAT SHE WANTS. both THEN DO WHAT SHE SAYS. SOME BITCHES LIKE IT IN CIRCLES. SOME BITCHES LIKE IT UP AND DOWN. SOME BITCHES LIKE IT HARD. SOME BITCHES LIKE IT SOFT. both COMMUNICATE WITH YOUR BITCHES. MAKE THE ALPHABET WITH YOUR TONGUE. ABCD. AND WHEN SHE GRAB YOUR HAIR LIKE SHE GONNA PULL YOUR DAMN HEAD OFF.
Both STAY WITH THAT LETTER. I'M TALKING ABOUT B. blathers OR D. blathers both VAGINAS DESERVE RESPECT. YOU DON'T WANT SOMEONE SLAPPING AROUND YOUR LITTLE HOMEY. yelping YOU WITH THE HAT. YO. HOW YOU LIKE YOUR BJs DAMN, DOG, ALL THE TIME. SHUT THE bleep UP! THAT'S 'CAUSE PENISES IS EASY, AND VAGINAS IS HARD. THEY'RE. both CONFUSING! IMAGINE THERE'S AN EXPLOSION AT THE ENVELOPE FACTORY. FLAPS EVERYWHERE. A WORLD OF FLAPS. AND YOU NEED TO LICK YOUR WAY OUT THE FACTORY.
BUT EVERY BITCH'S FLAPS IS DIFFERENT. LEARN YOUR BITCH'S PARTICULAR FLAPS. FLAPS BE. both CRAZY! EVERY FLAP NEED TO BE LISTENED TO. AND THEN YOU WILL GET OUT OF THAT FACTORY ALIVE. STAY DOWN THERE. both PLAN YOUR BREATHING LIKE YOUR SWIMMING. YOU GOTTA BE TALKING ABOUT. both STROKE, STROKE, BREATHE. STROKE, STROKE, BREATHE. gasping ALL RIGHT. LET'S TAKE A FIVEMINUTE BREAK. AND WHEN WE COME BACK, WE GONNA TALK ABOUT WARMING YOUR BITCHES UP BEFORE YOU GET BUSY. AND HOW TO LAST FOR MORE THAN TWO DAMN MINUTES.
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