How to Stay Married Dear Mom

Hey mom. Remember that time I asked you and Dad the secret to how you guys have stayed married for 40 glorious years Yeah your answer was not what I expected it to be. So mom the fact that you and dad have been married for 40 years is a statistical anomaly because the average marriage in the United States lasts barely 8 years according to census data. Fun fact the 8th anniversary is linens and lace and also salt so maybe that's why people aren't so pumped to cross that threshold. So when I was having dinner with you and dad.

I thought what a perfect opportunity to find out the secret to your longterm relationship because you know I'm hoping to settle down and make a life with old Professor Boyfriend and I wanted to know what to do to make it to the 40th wedding anniversary whose traditional gift is a ruby I'm assuming because it takes a lot blood sweat and tears to get there. I was all like Mom, Dad, how do you keep love alive for so, so very long. And you surprised me. Just be patient, learn to forgive, don't hold a grudge and remind yourself again and.

Again that divorce is not an option. Oh, okay. What about you know, new experiences because research on long term relationships finds that new adventures and learning opportunities and anytime you can change up your routine is really good for fostering longterm romance. What kind of adventures have you all gone on Well honey you could say that it's a very new experience to have to stick with someone for the rest of your life whether you want to or not. Hahaha. Anybody want some wine So. Hmm. You're telling me that the secret.

To a longterm marriage is just being extremely determined to never ever get divorced. It's just that simple Well that and sometimes it helps when you doll yourself up even if you don't want to. Did I say that divorce was never an option If it had been, well. All of the research on dating and marriage and romance in long term relationships over the past five years that I have done the Stuff Mom Never Told You podcast, which you really ought to listen to if you're not listening to it already, flew out the window. As much.

As we want to follow studies and follow maxims and do the right thing, maybe, ultimately my parents are right in that if you really, really want to defy the odds and stay married for the rest of your life, it just takes a lot of determination, and a lot of forgiveness as my mother would say. So thanks mom and dad for preparing me for the threelegged race of dogged determination that is marriage if I ever get around to doing it because now I'm a little bit even more terrified. But I want to hear from you, give me the best.

Couple Married at 4 Still Together 87 Years Later

Ryan ee land that have risen to mary for seventy years in fact that they were picture together at a carnival dresses a bride and groom it was a little joke cutesy picture very very adorable elected turns out that they got married in their early twenties and that now they're still together today so there was an article written about them well that's irrelevant sure it's exciting that they've been married since nineteen forty three but actually love one another and acknowledging some quality configured up yourself so one thousand telegraph we've been in love.

From the agency ralph we were born the same maternity hospital we might have been born in the same that so far this issue and the story over like that of some of the in living together all the time intimidating get on the screen lavender walesa in two years the spider so many lives of the following on it much of ron at all but i think you want and some in his meeting uniform to be honest i'd like to look at the uniform more than him hooves as it moves in a couple of ever with that.

Tears at in the us are lying to you from around sarajevo wants it to some of these latest look do their duty uh. best make decisions about being served more substantive forty eight so that well this is the fleeting fought whereabouts next quotes and this one is also from you and she says that we've had our ups and downs but we have always gone on so i'd like to get was a we've had a subsidized this answers them included let look perfect sense is for a second checked is done.

Cell on making the assumption that since they've been together since they were so young but that's it like they have a whole new in with one another and is that the assumption but secretly inside i'm hoping that each one of them got a little fun and some but fr in like is that what we're supposed to be led to believe that like this like the greatest thing ever you lived happily ever after against human nature yeses i'll expect a variety of the citadel admitted into nandu ova thirty within a day of the best part is that the ads arrive asked the.

Following it says that we promise a lot a lot and obey and i did all the old days of may of this fifth this will be with you drive number seventy lawyer years promulgated and soon it might be at the site now without possibility salutes maverick and final quote from ron anyway there's no backing out now i think we will stay together forever now that i love that person about that seventy years later he's not sure if she's like there's no backing out now right union nineties yes there's no.

Backing out great it's never too many site elias who stay together forever transfer was like two weeks from now i mean i take a break if you have relocated accident terra cotta double o is that he still thinking about seventy years later is like unique this it would have had all been as every year this is it then this is a the story hello how we destroyed this field this year coming from russia so and it's like that at the age of the to the macbook didn't local.

Sexless Marriage 4 Tips to a Better Marriage

Are you struggling with a sexless marriage There is no shame in that, it happens to a lot of couples, especially couples that are business owners. Stress builds, exhaustion sets in, maybe we are we have been fighting and having tension within the marriage about things happening in the business Or maybe we are struggling with cash flow. Whatever is going on maybe there is some level of resentment or anger, or bitterness that has come up that is causing us to want to backlash against your spouse and withhold sex.

Big mistake. If you are in a sexless marriage right now I want to offer you four tips that can help change the way you feel about your spouse to help bring that passion and that life back. Number 1 Touch and touch often. They say that touch to marriage is what food is to the body. Touch often. It brings positive feelings and causes chemical reactions in our body that give us positive stimulants and bring back great memories. So, touch, hold hands, snuggle on the couch, do something. But touch often. Maybe it's a kiss. Touch.

Often! Number 2 Communicate and share what is happening in your life. You know, business is hard. If we are not communicating that challenges and struggles that we are having with our spouse because we think we are trying to protect them, we are kidding ourselves. Stop trying to protect your spouse and instead protect your marriage. You protect your marriage by communicating together. Be sure to communicate and do that often. Talk, talk about the things the make you happy. Talk about the things that make you sad. Whatever you do, communicate because your spouse doesn't know what's going on in your mind if you don't.

Tell them. Number 3 Just give one up for the team. Alright, so you don't want to have sex right now. You are not feeling up to it. I understand. We've all been there and we've all done it. Nonetheless, sex is important to a marriage. It is important to bring you together as a team. It's the most physically and emotionally intimate thing that you will do together. With that said, don't withhold from each other. Even if you just don't feel like it. If you're physically not up to it if you can work on making your spouse happy. Find some pleasure,.

Find something in doing something that will make your spouse feel good and will bring the two of your closer together. Number four finally, surprise your spouse occasionally. Or better yet surprise your spouse often. Take off early from work, buy flowers if it's for your wife, buy an appropriate gift something small if it's for your husband. Write a hand written note or letter. The point here is through all of these things show that you love each other. Maybe you're not there where you just physically cannot do it Maybe you are exhausted Maybe.

You are stressed out Maybe you need to find a way to go for a walk together and just hold hands and talk But, whatever you do, if you're in a sexless marriage right now your marriage may be in some type of jeopardy You may be feeling or your spouse may be feeling some type of unfortunate regret, resentment, anger, or bitterness Lets get the problem solved. You solve that problem and you get your marriage back on track. So, those are my four tips for you today. I hope you found them beneficial Leave me.

Marriage

Hello. My name is Angelina. I'm a teacher with the online English school, Englishdom. Today we're going to talk about marriage. Marriage is a union between two people who are in love and they want to spend the rest of their lives together. Marriage is a wonderful thing but it is also requires a lot of hard work. Maintaining a relationship, any relationship requires both people to work on their communication skills and respect each other's feelings. It's something that requires constant care but it's really worth it in the end. It's.

Great when you are can talk to your spouse about important decisions to everyday things to what you hope your future together might hold. It's always a wonderful thing to have a marriage like that with good communication and respect. Some people get married more than once throughout their life and that's OK what's important is you find the person you want to spend the rest of your life with. Marriage practices are different throughout the world depending on which country or which culture the marriage is in. Some cultures allow a man to have more than one wife at the same time. Some cultures allow.

Third parties, or people other than the two that are getting married they allow them to choose the spouse. So the two people who are getting married have an arranged marriage. They are not the ones who decided to get married someone else decided they should marry. Other cultures have long and difficult rituals and traditions that have to be done before a couple is allowed to marry. Here in the U.S., there aren't any real traditions or rituals or anything like that. A couple can get married at anytime, anywhere and for any reason and.

They don't need permission from anyone. There is a lot of freedom when it comes to marriage in the U.S. I've been married for just over 5 years and I love it! I love being married because I know that my husband always supports me, he will always support me. He makes life really great and he's my best friend. I'm really, really happy to be married and especially to be married to him. Some idioms and expressions about a marriage are getting hitched and getting hitched is similar to saying you're getting married.

getting hitched and getting married they're the same. Another popular expression is if you ask a man has he popped the question yet. When you talk about popping the question you are referring to that moment when a man is asking a woman if she will marry him. So when you pop the question you ask a woman to marry you. The last one is tying the knot and tying the knot is similar to getting hitched. Both of those expressions mean to get married. I hope you enjoyed learning a little bit about.

Kunal Nayyars Big Bang Trip

We were in Italy yesterday. We got in last night. And I grew this mustache and I had this fedora I don't know, is this a fedora No, I don't think so. I think it's isn't a fedora a bigger rim I don't know. I could be wrong. We'd have to ask Bruno Mars. I don't know. audience laughter Because he wears hats! Stupid joke. So yeah, so Ino. I grew this, and I you know I was in Italy, and I was What happens to me is I get overexcited.

And I began to act Italian, like even though And so speaking English in an Italian accent, is not the same thing as speaking Italian. You know, so, someone would refill my water, and I'd be Grazie! Grazie! you know. And they'd be like, Prego! and I'd be Grazie! I kept doing that, and I was annoying myself. audience laughter I ate a lot of pasta, and drank a lot of red wine. Nothing wrong with any of that. I got really sick of it, though. Oh, really Yeah, you never thought.

You'd get sick of it, but I came home yesterday and ordered a bunch of Indian food. audience laughter Which we which we just call food, I guess, but audience laughter Yeah. Yeah. But oh, that's that's a funny picture. There was a our server, she said, This is a speciality of the restaurant. She's like, Look at this bread. What does it look like And I started giggling. audience laughter And I was like, I don't know, what does it look like to you And she's like, This is a bone,.

Of the dinosaur, mammoth bone. That's what it looks like to me too. What does it look like to you, Kunal audience laughter Anyway audience laughter audience laughter I have another good breadstick story if you'd like to hear. audience laughter It must be hard for you to go anywhere in the world, because the show is so popular. Oh, thank you, yeah. What do people say to you Well, the show yeah, I'm so lucky. The show's become so huge in Italy. I got a lot of this in Italy.

In Italian accent Big bang! Big bang! Big bang! But they'd be like looking and going They're trying to say big bang, but excitedly and in a hurry, and Italians are very friendly. They like to grab you and touch you and so I was molested a lot. audience laughter But because they have big hearts, you know. So I got a lot of that, like, Big bang! Big bang! Big bang! So I just started doing that back to people. They were like, Big bang! I'm like, Big bang! I started doing that. audience laughter.

Then I was like, Grazie, prego. audience laughter Let's talk about your book, Yes, My Accent Is Real. And what made you want to Some of the stories are hilarious. I mean, it really is quite a story, so tell people why you wanted to Iyou know, I was this kid from New Delhi, who moved to America in '99, and ended up on this show, and I wanted to write my journey because I wanted to inspire young kids to stop doing what their parentse are telling them to do.

And live out their dreams. Um, so audience laughter But still, buy it for your children for Christmas. And, um audience laughter No, you know, I had all these crazy stories. I wrote a lot about my love life in there, just toI don't know why, but I I just wanted to show all my exgirlfriends that Look at me now, you know, like one of those things laughter and applause Yeah, Ino. applause No, nothere's no spite. There's no spite. One story'cause we don't have time for all of them.

But one more story this was you got this show, which is like one of the biggest shows that, you know, has been on television, and you got it in that was your first audition. It was, yeah, one of my first few, and then I didn't know that the you know, I auditioned, like, on a Friday, I got called back on a Monday, and then I thought it was gonna You know, I was told I was going to get a job, but then it took a longer time to get it,.

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Ellen and Anna Faris Prank Chris Pratt

SO HERE'S WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO, AND Y'ALL TRY TO STAY QUIET SO THAT IT REALLY SOUNDS LIKE SHE'S CALLING FROM A POLICE STATION OR FROM WHEREVER. SO WE'RE GONNA TRY TO CALL HIM. WE'LL SEE IF HE'S REHEARSING. HE MAY BE AT SNL. HE MAY BE AT THE DEREK JETER LAST BASEBALL GAME, WHICH HE WILL NOT HEAR ANY OF THIS IF HE'S AT THE BASEBALL GAME. WHICHHOPEFULLY, HE'LL JUST HEAR ARRESTED, AND THEN HE'LL SO WE'LL LEAVE A MESSAGE IF IT GOES TO VOICE MAIL, JUST SO HE GETS VOICE MAIL THAT YOU'REBEEN ARRESTED.

OKAY. BUT I THINK I'M GONNA BE IN MY CAR GETTING ARRESTED. I THINK THAT'S OH, YOU'RE IN THE CAR. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN OKAY. I'LL BE PLAYING THE PART OF THE COP. snickering OKAY. I DON'T NEED TO PUT IT ON SPEAKER, RIGHT NO, IT'S phone jingling OH, SOMEONE IS CALLING ME AT THE SAME TIME. laughter ANSWER IT. SEE WHO IT IS. NO WAY. THAT'S TOO SCARY. ANSWER IT. IT'S A NUMBER I DON'T KNOW. OH, MY GOD.

HELLO HI. IS THIS ANNA FARIS NO. WHO'S THIS OH, MY NAME'S HALEY WRIGHT, CALLING ON BEHALF OF SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA PUBLIC RADIO. IS ANNA AVAILABLE NO, SHE'S NOT. SHE'S GONNA CALL YOU BACK, OKAY OKAY, I CAN AC ALL RIGHT. laughter I SUPPORT MY PUBLIC RADIO STATION. WE CAN'T INTERRUPT THIS BIT. THAT IS REALLY FUNNY. WHY IS A PUBLIC RADIO STATION CALLING YOU WHY DO THEY HAVE YOUR NUMBER I DON'T KNOW. I'M GLAD YOU ANSWERED THOUGH. phone line trilling.

whispering indistinctly sighs both whispering indistinctly line continues trilling UHOH. HE LIKES DEREK MORE THAN ME. giggles OKAY, THAT'S whispering COULD DO IT LIKE HE'S COMING OUT TO, LIKE whispering OH, YEAH, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. YOU HAVE REACHED THE VOICE MAILBOX OF 31. voice fades OH. laughter THAT WOULD BE IT'LL COME BACK UP. phone beeps HEY, HONEY. UM, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'RE AT THE GAME RIGHT NOW. IF YOU ARE, I HOPE DEREK'S DOING REALLY WELL. BUT I JUST WANT TO TELL YOU THAT, UM, I'M.

I THINK I'M GETTING ARRESTED. MA'AM, LET'S GO. UM, I KNOW OUT OF THE CAR. stammering frantically NO, JUST GIVE ME TWO SECONDS. NO, I'M COMING. I'M COMING. I'M COMING. PUT YOUR CLOTHES ON AND GET OUT BABY, I WAS I JUST WAS ON MY WAY, YOU KNOW PUT YOUR PANTS ON AND GET OUT OF THE CAR. I HAD TO DO THIS CHANGE IN THE CAR. crying AND THIS COP PULLED ME OVER. SOMEONE GRAB THAT ROOSTER. I DON'TI CAN'T.

Pat Robertson Gets Young Turked Hilarious Tutorial

We cover news regarding pat robertson often on the show because it gives terrible advice so recently Jake and I were joking around about our fans and how funny it would be if they submitted a joke question and pat robertson actually answer that question also be a Sorensen did it then what are the rules was you have to somehow get the Young Turks on to that question you have to get them to say turks or young turks whatever it is and Cynthia did a great job doing so we have a tutorial.

Up pat robertson our answering her question take a quick look at that its Turku says my wife and I have had an open marriage for a while now I have taken advantage of the open marriage but she has not should I stop because she isn't taking advantage of it and will I be going to hell for having an open marriage are it's amazing you ask that but you is he going to hell the answer is what you're doing is called adultery don't really is one of the sentence prescribed by the ten commandments thou.

Shalt not commit adultery are you in your wife made my house to be faithful to one another and this open marriage stuff is a direct violation of the commandments of God so what we're saying is are you going to hell for that if you keep it up yes but they're Miller yes can benefit I mean open marriage is an oxymoron really i mean well marriages truly suppose to be there are no that crazy the answer is you were in danger in your life get together with your wife live in harmony with the Lord and I ask is.

Forgiveness for what you've done and he'll forgive you okay they're in danger in your life and what are you going to help your going up you know what I love about that is I don't think that he was even believing what he was saying in a huge smile on his face the entire time will tell you laying on a a hey golden don't say yeah known pan am surprised he didn't say like well don't bother your husband about that mary okay but if the woman is doing.

A way to now we have an issue there's usually harriet was that but you're right he had more like a comehither look like yeah are you gonna help call only yeah he didn't like that anymore and so for the funny thing is it was simply a Sorensen our viewer yeah I was pretending to be the the guy in a marriage asking about the open marriage at in the head coach quarter wrist hurt great right but the full name is she gave them was Turk young the how's that for clear busy the undergrad.

By the way you don't have to be that clear here's the code that we came up with impromptu that one day it to start this a have your initials spell out p.y.t so something like Thomas yarn and treehouse doesn't particularly bad example who but have the initials be tyte who will know that it was you I would say they did a great job infer that we're gonna watered 200 points in our little up on competition we're doing a p.y.t world dot com so let the 280 cities I.

Jake and Amir Live at Irvine! Promo Ripped from Amirs Snapchat

Amir Our live show at Irvine tonight still has tickets available Here are 10 reasons why you should come Jake Hurry up. Amir Reason number 10 Jake Quicker! Amir Like we said before, uh, show tonight is at the Irvine improv at 8pm, we'd love to see you there Jake Get to the reasons. Amir Reason number 9 why YOU Jake I don't know if I got 10! Shmuel Irvine improv, 8pm, live show, tickets still available, you can check out the Irvine improv website or you can show up at the door. Reason numero ei.

Jake Alright they got the ticket info, they got the info, get to reasons, get to the reasons. Amir We got 7 more reasons to go! as to why this will be the best show Jake What 7 Quick dude! Jake Okay, reason number 6 beca Amir Ah, ah, ah, ah. Amir reason 6, reason 6, Amir Ah, ah, ah, ah Amir Reason siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Jake Okay, you know what Reason 5 is just becaus Amir Reason 5, reason 5! Jake Why the same song Amir Reason fiiiiiiive! Jake What is it!.

Inaudible Jake I can see you hiding behind the seat. Amir Reason 4, reason 4, Ah, ah, Both laughing Both Reason fouuuuur! Jake What's the reason Amir I think Jake offscreen Come on, I'm s Amir What You don't want a song, you don't want to have fun. Jake offscreen Reason 3, what is it I'm sorry. Amir It's actually a really good reason. Amir You want to know Jake You happy now Amir We have a show tonight at the Irvine. Jake Oh my god, dude. Amir I haven't said it in a fucking minute!.

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