Weird Questions Gay Couples Get

I mean when we bought our bed Oh my god wait, are you two a couple Yeah. Yes, mmhmm. laughs I thought you were brothers. Nope. No. Are you sure you're not brothers Yep. Pretty, pretty sure. Girl Yeah Not brothers. Girl Not brothers. Nope. Which one's the guy and which one's the girl We're both guys. Right right okay. But like, you know. Do you two just check out guys together all the time.

Yes. Oh my god you guys are getting married I've never been to a gay wedding can I come Um, we just met you. So. Oh I don't mind. We were thinking of starting by painting the living room first. Oh okay. What color do you guys think we should go with Um, oh, I don't know what colors do you like Oh, uh, well we had talked about. pewter Yeah. yeah. Is that a good color Why are you ask, oh. Yeah.

You know, my cousin's gay, Terry, do you know Terry Yeah, gay Terry. Yeah, everyone knows gay Terry, yeah. Cook Yeah, yeah. You guys, I need to pick out an outfit for the company Christmas party will you help Why are you asking u ah, oh. Alright, just checking on your room. Um, two queens Wha He's talking about the beds. Oh go laughs So when you guys are on a date like this who pays So when you guys slow dance who leads.

Who plans the brunch place, do you guys take turns We own a brunch restaurant chain. Of course you do. Yeah of course. But you guys just wear each others' clothes right Actually that we do. We do do that. Awesome, that's great. I need a new gay best friend, will you be my new gay best friend Please We just met you. You guys don't watch Real Housewives Are you sure you're gay laughs We're pretty sure.

Are you gonna have gaybies I'm sorry what Gay babies. Can I be your surrogate, our babies would look so We just met you. So if you guys have kids, are you gonna let them play sports Why would we not let our kids play sports I don't know, I just thought, like, musical theater and stuff laughs plays, dances. Who's the twink and who's the leather daddy Wow. Wow. laughs Wow. laughs Who wants weiners, you guys right laughs.

Key Peele Gay Marriage Legalized

THE MOOD IS INFECTIOUS AND EXCITING TODAY AS PEOPLE FROM ALL WALKS OF LIFE CELEBRATE BECOMING THE SEVENTH STATE TO LEGALIZE GAY MARRIAGE. WE'RE HERE TALKING TO EXCITED COUPLES ABOUT HOW THEY FEEL ON THIS HISTORIC DAY. OH, HI. HI, HI. UH, YEAH, IT'S A VERY HISTORIC DAY FOR CIVIL RIGHTS. WHOO! AND FOR GAY AMERICANS. AND AMERICANS ALL OVER THE COUNTRY WHOO! WE'RE GONNA GET MARRIED! YEAH! WELL, YOU KNOW, WAIT screams WE SAID THAT IT WOULD BE A CONVERSATION, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN BECAUSE WE DIDN'T KNOW.

THIS WAS GONNA PASS SO DARN FAST. OH, MY GOD! SO ARE YOU GUYS A COUPLE laughs ARE WE A COUPLE COME ON, GIRL, LET'S GET SERIOUS. NO, IT'S JUST SO FAST. MY NAME IS LASHAWN. AND THIS IS RIGHT HERE IS MY SAMWICH. IT'S, UH, SAMUEL, YEAH. laughs AND WE'RE GONNA GET MARRIED! YEAH! THAT'S SO GREAT. HOW LONG HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN TOGETHER WELL, WE'VE BEEN THREE YEARS. IT'S BEEN FOREVER, WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOREVER! IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT TO KNOW THE PERSON.

WHO IS THE BRIDE I AM THE BRIDE. DODODODODODODO! laughs OH, WELL TELL US ALL ABOUT YOUR PLANS. YOU KNOW, WE NEVER THOUGHT IT WAS IMPORTANT TO HAVE A PIECE OF PAPER SO THERE'S NOT ANY PLANS OH, YEAH! PIECE OF PAPER! WE'RE GONNA GET THAT PIECE OF PAPER, SAMMY! YEAH, YEAH. THAT PIECE OF PAPER! WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU GUYS WILL GET MARRIED WELL YOU KNOW THERE'S A LOT OF HIDDEN COSTS IN A WEDDING OH, EVERYWHERE! WE'RE GONNA GET MARRIED OVER HERE.

AND OVER THERE AND IN THE SKY AND ON A CLOUD. OH, WOW, IT SOUNDS LIKE IT'S GONNA BE A BIG WEDDING. WELL, YOU KNOW IT'S JUST A CONVERSATION THAT WE HAVE GIRL, WE'RE GONNA RENT THE MOON AND FILL IT WITH ROSES! screams WE REALLY NEED TO TALK ABOUT WHETHER OR NOT WE THINK IT'S FAIR TO EVEN GET MARRIED WHEN IT'S STILL ILLEGAL IN SO MANY OTHER STATES OH, MY GOD! YOU SEE LOOK AT HIM! THAT'S MY MAN WITH HIS BIG HEART. I'M SORRY, MY HUSBAND. YOU MY HUSBAND NOW.

WELL, WE JUST YOU MY HUSBAND NOW, BITCH. OKAY, WE JUST DON'T WANNA RUSH INTO ANYTHING, BECAUSE STUFF GETS OVERTURNED. REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED IN CALIFORNIA. BABY I'M GONNA GET A 14KARAT RING THE SIZE OF 14 MOTHERbleep CARROTS. THAT'S WHAT'S UP, DOC! smacking lips WELL, YOU TWO CERTAINLY SEEM EXCITED. YEAH, DO WE SEEM EXCITED OH, YEAH, YEAH. OH, OKAY. CONGRATULATIONS. I HOPE YOU GUYS HAVE A WONDERFUL LIFE TOGETHER. WE JUSTWE REALLY JUST DIDN'T THINK IT WAS GONNA PASS. WE'RE GONNA HAVE A HOUSE THAT'S SHAPED LIKE A UNICORN.

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Soak It Up , WarnerChappell Music Zimbabwe, Supreme Court ruling Zooey Deschanel! Yes! Yes! What groaning Blueberry, and mango, no banana. Are you trying to get diabetes We're done, we're done, we're done. Feeling all right laughs Oh, Matt, you need to get her number because you guys live right next to each other. Bye, sweetie. Bye. So what do you think about one girl and one boy I was more thinking like one girl and two boys.

Grandparents Give Love Advice

Your grandpa, he just asked me to marry him one time, one day, and I was like, no. laughs No Why no Well, I'd been married before and I didn't think I was really good at it. light music If you guys had online dating when you had met, do you think you would have used it Or do you like meeting people I don't think so. Personal meet. foreign language Definitely not. No Why Dangerous. When you're taking somebody out on a date,.

Do you think that the man should pay on the first date foreign language laughing She's old school. Do you think the guy should pay Yes. Well, he would be the one that asked me out. I wouldn't ask him out. Okay. If he asked me out, he's got to pay. So in a lesbian relationship, AKA my life, who do you think should pay Pay for your own. Pay for your own I actually have a rule. If I go on a date and I like them, I pay for them.

If I don't, we split it. When someone is in a relationship, when do you think they should introduce their significant other to their parents When you start dating them Yeah. When they start dating, yeah. First date. First date First date. You've got to get their approval. You think an ideal first date for me, I should bring home the person and have them meet my mom and dad immediately Yes. Yes And I'll be there, too. You'll be there, too.

After so many years of marriage, how do you keep the magic alive It's very important to understand each other. Take your time, maybe invite her to have a dinner. Date. Date You go on dates Date nights. What When We go out to dinner. Really Yeah. I never hear about these things. There's a lot of things you don't hear about. laughter Just be careful, don't do anything to hurt yourself. Like, slow down when you drive. For her, and for him, don't lie to each other.

Weird Things Gay Couples Do

Are these yours or mine Does it matter Yeah, it matters, I'm not gonna wear your underwear. sniffing Mine. Babe come on we gotta go, we're gonna be late. Yes, yes, yes, I am ready to go. No. What No, go change. Why We are wearing the same suit, go change. So, you go change. I put it on first. sigh Voiceover I wore it better. That's why you're changing. Aw man, Joel, you're just.

A little piece of pumpkin pie. He's a fox bear. He's a little goose snake. He's a fur snake. He's a little sea lion. Yeah, you're a sea lion. Yeah. I told you not to be a sea lion. You're suppose to be a dog. Where do ya wanna eat Anywhere it doesn't matter. I gotta pick last time, you pick this time. No, you pick. Okay, Chinese Hmm, no, too greasy. Okay, Italian Hmm, too heavy.

Okay, clearly you have opinions about where you want to go, so just tell me where you want to go, and we can go. I don't care, I don't care. I don't even know, anywhere. Anywhere. Oh, anywhere Anywhere. Anywhere Anywhere. Mexican. No. Okay, I'm gonna kill you. He's got short legs, so. Did you just check out that guy, like, right in front of me No. Super obvious. I didn't, yeah I would like the, umm. You're a muffin soldier.

He's a little piece of potato gnocchi. Yeah, that little dumpling. He is a dumpling. Hey did you use my beard trimmer Yes. You know I don't use this on my face, right Ooh, fancy aftershave. Happy birthday. Hey, you can use this, too. Oh, I guess I could, huh I hadn't thought about that. Isn't this your favorite I mean, I like it. laughs Happy birthday. 'Cause a big melty slice of pumpkin pie. He's a huffle puff.

laughs He is a huffle puff. I know, thank you, I got it. No, no, no, I got it. I got it. No, I got it. Let me get it. I got this. I got it. I got it. Except, I got it. I got it. Goodnight. Goodnight. kisses light clicks off sniffs Did you fart Yes. Voiceover groans you're disgusting. Voiceover I love you, too. Voiceover No, you don't, if you loved me,.

Love and Marriage Husband and Wife Relationship Advice

Hi I'M Dr. John Lund author of How to Hug a Porcupine. The problem is never that people don't love each other folks it's not about that. When people get divorced it wasn't because there wasn't a time when they didn't love each other. It was their inability to resolve their conflicts in healthy ways. That was the heart and core of 99.999 percent of all those relationships that either terminate or if they stay together they stay together in a roommate kind of a capacity not really emotionally married or committed but nevertheless.

In the relationship. Now how do we avoid that How can we stay connected Well we are talking about criticism and I had mentioned that the way my wife wants to be approached is to have me write it down and then I give it to her, she processes it and gets back to me. There are only one of three responses. One, I thought about what you are going to say I want you to know that I have thought about it and I am going to make this change.

Another is, I hear your criticism I have read it, I've thought about it and I think you need some more information from me because I don t think you have the complete picture here. Or thirdly, Listen I thought about it and I ain't going to change no matter what so you better learn to live with it. Well that certainly is another alternative right Well and those are the three reactions. Now the way I want to be approached is I want to know on a scale of one to ten either a two or a nine as to how painful it is going.

To be and then secondly if it's a nine I need time to prepare myself and I have said to my wife that, Honey you can give me a little time to prepare and I promise to get back to you in the next two or three hours We have a limit of about three hours and so unless you are on a plain or some other foreign circumstance that wouldn't be conducive to that but other than that other than that what I am talking about is I will get.

Back to her and then I sit and then she gives me the criticism what ever it may be and my first response is to listen, the first response. Now the reason I'm talking this threw with you very carefully is that we need to develop replacement skills, that is that whatever you learned growing up in your own family and your interaction in the family that you were raised in if it's not functional if it's not working if it's not leading for the two of you getting closer together and helping you become your highest best selves,.

Than we have to replace that behavior with another behavior. And the behavior I am talking about right now is criticism and we need to learn to give that criticism and there is an art to doing it. So with my wife for example when she says, I have got a 9! Then I get myself ready, I sit there I listen to her and this is the replacement skill I say. Okay to whatever the criticism was. I repeat it back to her and then she confirms that, that indeed was what her concern was and now I know what it is. I can't always respond.

Instantly and so we have agreed that there will be a little period of time where I can think about and process that and I will get back to her. Now most of the issues that we are going to deal with in marriage or other relationships are not the child is playing in the freeway right now and you need 3 hours to get ready for this Most of the time we are going to be dealing with issues that we are upset about at the moment and probably the least capable of dealing with at that moment and so its really really wise to give.

Rebound Relationship Advice Relationship Advice After Break Up

The Rebound Relationship need not be regarded as the relationship is all over. and there we just not the same. Do you have an ex in rebound relationship, daniela sets out the door are read online teachers so therefore also together yes lifestyle that's the hearts that things started getting really freaking career we just want to make good use priority because you've got to get us a gallon the so that might be better if you go out there for us failings, how to save your marriage regardless of sixty nine five six and sixty eight.

Weird Things Pregnant Couples Do

Playful music Come on, come on, show us some movement. Come on, give us like a hand or a foot, something. Give us something we can send to grandma. laughing Who hoo hoo! There you are. You ready to go Yeah. I have to pee. Then you're not ready to go. Double cheeseburger, a large fry and a chocolate milkshake. father A double cheeseburger, a large fry and a chocolate shake. And can I also get a couple of apple frit And a couple of apple fritters.

And you know what, give me a sundae too. And a sundae too. chomping Nice! I got sushi. You can't have sushi. But you can. father I already ate. Eat it! Slower. Yeah, that's right. Can I get like one with the larger size. Okay, scratch the 12, make it a 24. And can I also get Do they make like gravy that they can put on the fries. Do they have any gravy father Alright, this is weird, do you guys make gravy.

Oh censor beep mom Ooo don't curse in front of the baby. Babies can't hear what I'm saying right now. Um, yeah they can. censor beeps Stop! censor beep Are you kidding me right now I have to pee. Now try this one. I don't like this kind. Just try it! Voiceover As the baby head crowns, the vagina will experience what some refer to as the ring of fire. sighs Why did you make me watch this I don't know. I gotta pee.

Wait, oh, oh, are they still serving breakfast Are you still serving breakfast because I would really like some pancakes. Because she would really like some pancakes. horn Sorry, I'm sorry. Just hold on! Gees! Tell me how much you love it. sobbing I love it so much. coughing Okay, I'm good. Thanks for that. I have to pee. classical music through headphones rap music through headphones Hey! little farts with each step father laughing Stop, I can't help it. father Come on, it's funny.

Can you believe it What In just a little bit there's gonna be a real living baby here, like a real, screaming, crying, pooping baby. I know. And I can't wait to meet her. Are you ready laughing No, are you I don't think anybody ever really is. What do you think I think. I have to pee. I love you babe. mom I love you too. You do What's your favorite album Joshua Tree, Rattlin' Hum, I really like Boy.

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