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laughs Pshhh, yo, you could see there was blood coming out of her eyes, and blood coming out of her wherever. laughs Dixie Fife and Drum laughs Oh man. I should run for president. Whew, she does have a very nice figure. I've said if she weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her. When Mexico sends its people, they're not sending their best. They're not sending you. They're sending people with problems, and they're bringing their problems. Ohhh, that's a pretty picture, you dropping to your knees.
Robert Pattinson should not take back Kristen Stewart. She cheated on him like a dog. Like a dog! They're bringing drugs, they're bringing crime, they're rapists. The concept of global warming is created by and for the Chinese. I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. Hey, girl! I would love to be a well educated black because I really do feel they have the advantage today. Man. Everyone knows that I'm right that Robert Pattinson should dump Kristen Stewart.
I mean, in a couple of years this will be all over, and he will thank me. Oh no, part of the beauty of me is that I'm very rich. I love the Chinese. I've made a lot of money with the Chinese. I understand the Chinese mind. Oh! I beat John all the time. Robert, I'm getting a lot of heat for saying that you should dump Kristen Stewart, but I'm right. If you, look, look, if you saw the Miss. Universe girls, you'd reconsider. Black guys counting my money, I hate it.
The only kind of people I want counting my money are short guys that wear yamakas everyday. You know, laziness is a trait in blacks. I'm not racist. You know, when it comes to racism and racist, I'm the least racist person there is. I am the least racist person. I'm the least racist person. You know, it doesn't really matter what you write as long as you got a young and beautiful piece of ass. Hey, what's the matter You got blood coming out of your wherever.
Things That Shouldve Been Said Yesterday The Wedding Singer 26 Movie CLIP 1998 HD
I just couldn't do it. Well. If you need some more time, I guess I can wait. No, I don't need more time, robbie. I don't ever want to marry you. exhales Jeez, you know, that information Might have been a little more useful to me yesterday. sighs I've been talking to my friends The last couple of days. Oh, here it comes. And I think I figured out what's been bothering me. I'm not in love with robbie ltigtnow.ltigt I'm in love with robbie 6 years ago Robbie, the lead singer of final warning.
When I used to come and watch you from the front row In your spandex pants, Your silk shirt unbuttoned. Licking the microphone like david lee roth. I still got the spandex. I'll put them on right now. The point is, I woke up this morning, And I realized I'm about to marry a wedding singer. I am never going to leave ridgefield. Why do you need to leave ridgefield We grew up here. All our friends are here. It's the perfect place to raise a family. Oh, yeah. Living in your sister's basement with 5 kids.
Honest Trailers Star Wars Episode II Attack of the Clones
From the man who created some of your fondest childhood memories, then took a huge dump on them Comes the prequel sequel that proved Phantom Menace wasn't an accident. This isn't how it's supposed to be. Episode II Attack of the Clones. Once again the republic is in turmoil. Watch as the chinstroking Jedi are pulled into a war between a completely disposable droid army and a completely disposable clone army. Seriously, there is no reason to get emotionally involved in any of this crap. Experience an awkward, forced love story as soulless as the computer it was made in.
With so many visual effects, the filmmakers didn't have any time left over for things like realistic choreography realistic dialogue I'm haunted by the kiss that you should never have given me. Or realistic Hayden Christensen acting. I don't like sand it's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. C'mon, JJ, there's no way you can do any worse than this. Natalie Portman and her space hair return as Senator Padme Amidala. When two of the galaxy's best sharpshooting assassins try to kill her with a poisonous.
Worm pooping robot, two Jedi warriors will come to her aid Obi Wan Kenobi, a man forced to act opposite lifeless CGI characters like Hayden Christenson. and Anakin Skywalker, a rattailed ahole who's been creepily stalking Padme for the last decade. I've thought about her every day since we parted. I don't think she liked me watching her. I'd much rather dream about Padme. You're exactly the way I remember you in my dreams. Please don't look at me like that. Why not It makes me feel uncomfortable. Sorry, m'lady. Ugh.
Ride along with these onedimensional heroes in a movie so unevenly paced, you'll have to wait over an hour before you even meet the main villain. Instead, strap yourself in for even more of the stuff that made Phantom Menace so cold, lifeless, and boring, like. People sitting and talking, Standing and talking, Walking and talking, One person standing and talking while another is sitting and talking, People standing and talking then taking a seat for more talking, And a whole bunch of wipes. Starring. Haydon't Act Again Ewan A Bad Movie.
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Hey look! I can spin around! Don't hoard cat food! Star Wars typhoon! You can joke all night But no no kung fu! No more cartoons No more kung fu No no kung fu! They crushed his cape! They crushed his fuzzy cape! Is this the party Pretty hilarious I punched a high school kid in the knee. Whoa dude, there's a rat over there Okay Dude, did you hear what I said There's a There's a rat over there Yeah, and now they're in our they're in our van.
Yeah Okay, you don't gotta step on us Said the birds What are some things that could gross you out Umm, old folks' allergies That could sure do it Or just having somebody yucky like you Umm, denim golf jeans Voldemort, yes I said Voldemort Doodads that scratch the wood Like, scratchy things, you know I should build a little house. A pretty pretty morning! Wrist nub, wrist nub The ocean dried up Huh Yeah It dried up Dried up. A friend Never. They hit my bones down there! Wow, you smell good.
What is that, pine Not Timmy! I can't help it! I just now sat on gum! This is not a toy! I found a girlfriend for the latin kid What would you do if you went to Transylvania Kill Dracula at once, that's what I would do immediately I'm a nervous wreck What Shamon! Where's that owl Blending in What do you look like in your dreams Got a big afro and stuff A wooden leg and a weird eye I wonder if there's a rodent out there Could you tell us a little about your time as a secret agent.
They hid me in Great Britain And uh I didn't want to shoot the Russian guy pretending to be me, 'cause He had a kitty cat Poppycock! Shortly I came across a wooden stick I brought the golden staff to the village Ooh, I like that girl up there Wearing my glasses I look like another man I will sing for you when you have begged me And you WILL beg me Mace Windu! A baby's a little man A chair is somewhere to sit Hey, I just met Gramps and he's driving us all out to the dirt bike trails.
And you can't ride The ghost is near. Wait, what did he just I'm crying inside of me A half and a half ain't an apple Eddie, I need you to cut my hair! Aunt Sharon got out again! Wait, Reggie Reggie, Reggie Redfoot I would not want to have a rap battle with Uncle Jimmy I mean, that guy can flizow Eating a bunch of musket balls I'm gonna rest, 'cause I'm the best My neighbor just had a cat party I'll make a trilegged Minotaur and we can go punch out those guys and face our phobia.
Be like back in Woodshop Umm I don't like you Okay I lick my sticky finger Dragons are not true Why did I get this tattoo of a mustache I'm loving someone, and it's you Never lease a cat If you don't have a spoon, then drink your grease Hey Jessica, don't call me You have to feed me horse eggs I don't wanna simmer down The hobo theater's different It's quite hilarious to visit puppets I meet grannies all the time I love toast, hurry up Hey wow, it's a cat fight.
Key Peele Gay Marriage Legalized
THE MOOD IS INFECTIOUS AND EXCITING TODAY AS PEOPLE FROM ALL WALKS OF LIFE CELEBRATE BECOMING THE SEVENTH STATE TO LEGALIZE GAY MARRIAGE. WE'RE HERE TALKING TO EXCITED COUPLES ABOUT HOW THEY FEEL ON THIS HISTORIC DAY. OH, HI. HI, HI. UH, YEAH, IT'S A VERY HISTORIC DAY FOR CIVIL RIGHTS. WHOO! AND FOR GAY AMERICANS. AND AMERICANS ALL OVER THE COUNTRY WHOO! WE'RE GONNA GET MARRIED! YEAH! WELL, YOU KNOW, WAIT screams WE SAID THAT IT WOULD BE A CONVERSATION, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN BECAUSE WE DIDN'T KNOW.
THIS WAS GONNA PASS SO DARN FAST. OH, MY GOD! SO ARE YOU GUYS A COUPLE laughs ARE WE A COUPLE COME ON, GIRL, LET'S GET SERIOUS. NO, IT'S JUST SO FAST. MY NAME IS LASHAWN. AND THIS IS RIGHT HERE IS MY SAMWICH. IT'S, UH, SAMUEL, YEAH. laughs AND WE'RE GONNA GET MARRIED! YEAH! THAT'S SO GREAT. HOW LONG HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN TOGETHER WELL, WE'VE BEEN THREE YEARS. IT'S BEEN FOREVER, WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOREVER! IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT TO KNOW THE PERSON.
WHO IS THE BRIDE I AM THE BRIDE. DODODODODODODO! laughs OH, WELL TELL US ALL ABOUT YOUR PLANS. YOU KNOW, WE NEVER THOUGHT IT WAS IMPORTANT TO HAVE A PIECE OF PAPER SO THERE'S NOT ANY PLANS OH, YEAH! PIECE OF PAPER! WE'RE GONNA GET THAT PIECE OF PAPER, SAMMY! YEAH, YEAH. THAT PIECE OF PAPER! WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU GUYS WILL GET MARRIED WELL YOU KNOW THERE'S A LOT OF HIDDEN COSTS IN A WEDDING OH, EVERYWHERE! WE'RE GONNA GET MARRIED OVER HERE.
AND OVER THERE AND IN THE SKY AND ON A CLOUD. OH, WOW, IT SOUNDS LIKE IT'S GONNA BE A BIG WEDDING. WELL, YOU KNOW IT'S JUST A CONVERSATION THAT WE HAVE GIRL, WE'RE GONNA RENT THE MOON AND FILL IT WITH ROSES! screams WE REALLY NEED TO TALK ABOUT WHETHER OR NOT WE THINK IT'S FAIR TO EVEN GET MARRIED WHEN IT'S STILL ILLEGAL IN SO MANY OTHER STATES OH, MY GOD! YOU SEE LOOK AT HIM! THAT'S MY MAN WITH HIS BIG HEART. I'M SORRY, MY HUSBAND. YOU MY HUSBAND NOW.
WELL, WE JUST YOU MY HUSBAND NOW, BITCH. OKAY, WE JUST DON'T WANNA RUSH INTO ANYTHING, BECAUSE STUFF GETS OVERTURNED. REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED IN CALIFORNIA. BABY I'M GONNA GET A 14KARAT RING THE SIZE OF 14 MOTHERbleep CARROTS. THAT'S WHAT'S UP, DOC! smacking lips WELL, YOU TWO CERTAINLY SEEM EXCITED. YEAH, DO WE SEEM EXCITED OH, YEAH, YEAH. OH, OKAY. CONGRATULATIONS. I HOPE YOU GUYS HAVE A WONDERFUL LIFE TOGETHER. WE JUSTWE REALLY JUST DIDN'T THINK IT WAS GONNA PASS. WE'RE GONNA HAVE A HOUSE THAT'S SHAPED LIKE A UNICORN.
The Wedding Singer 16 Movie CLIP A Drunken Toast 1998 HD
When my brother harold Asked me to be the best man At his wedding, I was like, whoa, of course, man, 'cause you've always been there for me. Aww. That's right. Like when I was in rehab And like the time I couldn't find my car. 'cause harold, you know, He's always been the dependable one. I've always. Been the screwedup one. Right, dad Ha ha. why can't you be more like your brother Harold would never beat up his landlord. He's drunk as shit. Whoops. coughing But, uh. A little news flash, pop. Ha.
Harold ain't so perfect. Remember that time in puerto rico When we picked up those 2, uh. Well, I guess they were prostitutes, But I don't remember paying. Ok, how 'bout that How 'bout that Yeah. How 'bout it Terrific. I'm a person, too, pop, goddamn it! I'm a person, too! You're a moron! Ooh. Ok. The best man, everybody. Best man. The ltigtbetterltigt man. ooh! Uh.Hey, We've all done crazy things in our life, so. He's playing the guitar now. Isn't that great Ha ha ha. You're doing good.
Kid Presidents 20 Things We Should Say More Often
Kid President 20 things we should say more often. Number 20 Thank you. And not just on Thanksgiving, everyday! Number 19 Excuse me. Number 18 Here's a surprise corn dog I bought you because you're my friend. There'll be more corn dogs and more happy people. This is a good idea! Corn dog for you, corn dog for you, corn dog for you! Number 17 I'm sorry. Number 16 I forgive you. Number 15 You can do it! But don't say it if it's something they can't do. Number 14 Another thing that we should say.
More often, I have barbecue sauce on my shirt too. Before you say something about the barbecue sauce on somebody else's shirt, take a look at the barbecue sauce on your own shirt. Number 13 Please. Number 12 Everything is going to be okay. Number 11 Aw! You got me a corn dog too You shouldn't have buddy! Number 10 I don't know. I know a lot of people who need to say that. My sister! Number 9 You're so awesome I named my dog after you. Wait, that could hurt somebody's.
Feelings. I mean boat! I named my boat after you. Wait who even has a boat. You're so awesome I legally changed my name to yours. Wait that's super creepy. Just tell people they're awesome and mean it! Number 8 Hello person I've never met before, here's a highfive! Number 7 My sports team is not always the best sports team. It takes a big man to say that. Number 6 Nothing. Sometimes that's the best thing you could say. Number 5 fart sound That doesn't mean anything but it's just really funny! Number 4 I disagree with you, but I still.
Like you as a person who is a human being and I will treat you like that because if I didn't it would make everything bad and that's what lots of people do and it's lame. I need a water break y'all It's okay to disagree but it's not okay to be mean. Number 3 Sometimes you just gotta scream! AAAAAH Number 2 Life is tough, but so are you. Sometimes we all need to be reminded to keep going! Number 1 Something nice! Anything. If you can't think of anything nice to say, you're not thinking hard enough. So what about you.
7 Hilarious Life Tips From Tina Fey Amy Poehler
I'm sorry, do you mean turn it up And they go, No, turn it down, she goes, so turn it up, then. laughter That's what I would do. And then, I'd get fired, I'm sure. Yeah. Their bodies. Your body is, it looks fantastic, and it's Yeah, take as many pictures as you can. Put your bathing suit on and take a million pictures. Walk around in your bathing suit. Open your front camera and be like, Yeah. This is gonna sound crazy to a person, if this person.
Is under fifty, you could not do social media. Tina, no way. You could. You could not do it. Tina, but how are people gonna know that I had a party How do I see where people are when I'm not with them and how do they know where I've gone How do I feel left out about not being invited to the thing they're at Yes. Your body will find a way. And also, just, everyone's curating their life, and it's like, if you're really living your life,.
You have no time for that. About ISIS, yeah. Not about that. You should be worried about ISIS. You should be worried about ISIS. The Angry Teacher. Just like, a lotta this. Just like a lotta this, like, No, no, no, Mr. Wilson, Not today! That move. Not in my class! Sit down! How do you get over it Huh. Maybe just off it. Off it. Amy Just offagain it. Voiceover Yes. My motherinlaw, who I lived, before I got married,.
She said, My only advice for marriage is don't fuss too much. And she's a little southern lady. And it's so true, it's like, if something happens and you're not really mad about it, don't make yourself mad about it because you think you should be. My Nana, my Irish Nana, used to have a lot of good little sayings. One of them I like is, Strangers should be a little strange, which is just like, be a little bit suspicious of people that are too friendly to you too soon, it's very Irish.
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