Key Peele Gay Wedding Advice

WELCOME, JOHNSON FAMILY. NOW, WE ALL KNOW WHY WE’RE HERE. COUSIN DELROY’S GETTING MARRIED. all: MMHMM. TO A MAN. WHICH IS CRAZY. MMHMM. AND WE’RE IN SUPPORT, AND, UH, WE JUST NEED A LITTLE HELP WITH THE PARTICULARS OF A GAY WEDDING.

WHAT I’VE DONE IS I TOOK THE INITIATIVE TO GET MY FRIEND GARY IN HERE, WHO’SI MEAN, HE’S NOT REALLY MY FRIEND. HE’S A COWORKER OF MINE WHO HAPPENS TO BE A ACTIVE MEMBER OF THE HOMOSEXUAL COMMUNITY, AND HE’S GONNA GIVE US SOME ADVICE ON, YOU KNOW, WHAWHAT TO DO. SO, GARY, WHAWHAT CAN WHAT CAN WE EXPECT?.

ALL RIGHT. WELL, FIRST OF ALL, GUYS, THANKS SO MUCH FOR HAVING ME HERE, AND I THINK IT’S REALLY AMAZING WHAT YOU GUYS ARE DOING FOR YOUR COUSIN DELROY. REALLY, I JUST WANTED TO SAY, BASICALLY, THAT A GAY WEDDING IS JUST LIKE A STRAIGHT WEDDING. YES? YES, SIR.

SO THEN DO THE MEN WEAR DRESSES AND THEN THE WOMEN WOULD WEAR SUITS? NO. NO, NO, NO. YOU WOULD JUST WHERE EXACTLY WHAT YOU WOULD WEAR AT AAT A STRAIGHT WEDDING. NOW, NONE OF US ARE GAY, SO I ASSUME THAT WE WOULD ALL SIT THEN IN THE STRAIGHT SECTION. THE STRAIGHT SECTION? YEAH.

OH, THE STRAIGHT SECTION. HE MEANS AS OPPOSED TO THE GAY SECTION. NO, NO, THERE’STHERE’S THERE’S NO SECTIONS, GUYS. BUT THE GAY PEOPLE. NO, NO, NO. WHATYOU WOULD JUST SIT AND THEN THE STRAIGHT? NO, LARRY, LARRY, LISTEN TO ME JUST FOR A SECOND. BUT THEN THE AISLE. YOU WOULD JUST YOU WOULD JUST SIT ON THE SIDE OF THE PERSON.

THAT WERE FRIENDS WITH OR THAT YOUR FAMILY’S MEMBERS, JUST LIKE IN A STRAIGHT WEDDING. SO WE JUST GUESS WHO’S GAY. OR NOT. YOU COULD JUSTYEAH. WE’LL GUESS WHO’S GAY. OKAY. GUESS WHO WHEN IN THE CEREMONY DO WE SINGlt;igt;OVER THE RAINBOW?lt;igt; WELL, YOU DON’T. YOU DON’T.

THIS IS A RELIGIOUS CEREMONY, SO YOU YOU WOULDN’T BE SINGING THAT DURING THE SERVICE. OH, ALL RIGHT. YOU DONE WITH THE QUESTIONS? NO, I’M JUST ASKING. I’M NERVOUS ‘CAUSE I CAN ONLY DO JAZZ HANDS FOR ABOUT THREE MINUTES ‘FORE MY HANDS START TO CRAMP. OH, SIR, I DON’T THINK ANYONE’S GONNA EXPECT YOU I DON’T THINK ANY I DON’T THINK ANYONE’S GONNA.

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