Weird Things Couples Do To Get Pregnant

Intensely sighs What are you watching That tire commercial. Oh the one with the cute baby Why, you want a baby now or something Are you serious I'm serious. I'm being serious. Man Yeah so am I. Okay so according to my calculations, if we have a baby, we won't be able to eat or go on vacation ever again. Okay. We're also going to have to cancel cable. What! No I'm out. Hey, hot stuff, wanna make a baby cheers with excitement.

Why do you have leave your pee glasses everywhere It's for my ovulation test. Yeah, but these are our drinking glasses. I clean them out. Ugh. Nope. Hey, sweetie. It's time, I'm ovulating. Alright, I'll just make it quick. It's overtime. Alright. They have like lobster stuff, It was pretty cool. They have samples of lobster Well it was like an imitation lobster. Was it good Eh, it was Costco lobster. What are you doing I'm keeping 'em from falling out.

Nope. Okay. I'm taking off. Alright babe, love you. Love you too. Don't jerk off. I'm not going to jerk off. It lowers your sperm count, don't jerk off. I know. Bye. Bye. Tell me to not to jerk off. door opens Forgot my phone. Are you kidding me I've been gone like 25 seconds. Come on. It's the dessert round. It's got to be now. Ugh. Really helping to set the mood here dude. phone chimes You're playing Candy Crush.

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Playful music Come on, come on, show us some movement. Come on, give us like a hand or a foot, something. Give us something we can send to grandma. laughing Who hoo hoo! There you are. You ready to go Yeah. I have to pee. Then you're not ready to go. Double cheeseburger, a large fry and a chocolate milkshake. father A double cheeseburger, a large fry and a chocolate shake. And can I also get a couple of apple frit And a couple of apple fritters.

And you know what, give me a sundae too. And a sundae too. chomping Nice! I got sushi. You can't have sushi. But you can. father I already ate. Eat it! Slower. Yeah, that's right. Can I get like one with the larger size. Okay, scratch the 12, make it a 24. And can I also get Do they make like gravy that they can put on the fries. Do they have any gravy father Alright, this is weird, do you guys make gravy.

Oh censor beep mom Ooo don't curse in front of the baby. Babies can't hear what I'm saying right now. Um, yeah they can. censor beeps Stop! censor beep Are you kidding me right now I have to pee. Now try this one. I don't like this kind. Just try it! Voiceover As the baby head crowns, the vagina will experience what some refer to as the ring of fire. sighs Why did you make me watch this I don't know. I gotta pee.

Wait, oh, oh, are they still serving breakfast Are you still serving breakfast because I would really like some pancakes. Because she would really like some pancakes. horn Sorry, I'm sorry. Just hold on! Gees! Tell me how much you love it. sobbing I love it so much. coughing Okay, I'm good. Thanks for that. I have to pee. classical music through headphones rap music through headphones Hey! little farts with each step father laughing Stop, I can't help it. father Come on, it's funny.

Can you believe it What In just a little bit there's gonna be a real living baby here, like a real, screaming, crying, pooping baby. I know. And I can't wait to meet her. Are you ready laughing No, are you I don't think anybody ever really is. What do you think I think. I have to pee. I love you babe. mom I love you too. You do What's your favorite album Joshua Tree, Rattlin' Hum, I really like Boy.

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Light pizzicato music alarm buzzing hand smacking head It's your turn to make coffee. This is disgusting, taste it. Ugh, why did I taste that You want the rest Yeah, I'll take it. Woman And I know its not really mumbling I don't know, like, four years or something. Man Are you talking to me Woman And I was like. slapping both sigh Both singing I'm so Emmitt, you already know. rapping Who dat, who dat, Emmitt ah ah ah ah. Man Alright, I gotta go.

Door closes door opens Sorry, sorry. kisses Love you. Love you, too. Both singing Did Sweeney, did Sweeney Todd, the demon barber of fleet. street. Man I'll get the beers. Woman Great. But then, I was like. Just get out of the way so I can do my thing Yeah, but I wasn't gonna say that. What I actually said was Okay, I'll just, like, go over here. I know I shouldn't have said that. falsetto Ooh, look at me, I'm Elizabeth.

Does Iran Need To Make More Babies

In 2015, Amnesty International called for Iran to block a bill that would restrict access to contraceptives and sex education. In recent years, Iran has been trying to bump up their birth rates since a severe drop in population growth during the 90s. The Iranian government has even introduced an official matchmaking website. So, what is Iran's population control problem Well, the lack of population growth can be attributed directly to backandforth birth policy. Before the 1979 Islamic Revolution, a number of ground breaking women's rights laws were passed in Iran. They mostly changed the status of women from secondclass citizens.

To autonomous members of society. However, the 1979 shift from a secular progressive state to an Islamic theocratic republic, revoked these new rights. Their religious leader demanded an increase in population in the hopes of building a 20millionmember army. By 1986, Iran had one of the highest growth rates in the world, and in just ten years jumped from a population of about 34 million to 50 million. This averaged about seven children per woman, compared to roughly four and a half children per woman worldwide. But in 1989, Iran's new religious leadership made a complete 180. They began to worry that.

The country's food, education, housing, and employment sectors would not be able to keep up with the growing population. To stem growth, the country instituted a two childperfamily limit, and encouraged widespread contraception, including condoms, pills, IUDs, and surgery. The Iranian government even imposed certain penalties on having too many children, including a loss of food aid and no paid maternity leave. By 2001, birth rates plummeted to just under 3 children per woman. The drop in population growth was so successful that in 2006, Iran's new president, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, restarted efforts to raise the population again. This time from 70 million.

To 120 million. He argued that because the West's average population growth was dropping, Iran would triumph by increasing their own. However, many of the issues leading to the original birth restrictions still remained, including inflation, mass unemployment, and even a potential lack of water for the surging population. In their attempts to reverse earlier policies, Iran has since ended birth control subsidies and passed a bill that would treat vasectomies and tubectomies like illegal abortions. Iran's religious leader has also apologized for pushing contraceptive policy well into the 1990s, calling it a mistake. Despite criticism of increasing Iran's population in the face.

Weird Things Gay Couples Do

Are these yours or mine Does it matter Yeah, it matters, I'm not gonna wear your underwear. sniffing Mine. Babe come on we gotta go, we're gonna be late. Yes, yes, yes, I am ready to go. No. What No, go change. Why We are wearing the same suit, go change. So, you go change. I put it on first. sigh Voiceover I wore it better. That's why you're changing. Aw man, Joel, you're just.

A little piece of pumpkin pie. He's a fox bear. He's a little goose snake. He's a fur snake. He's a little sea lion. Yeah, you're a sea lion. Yeah. I told you not to be a sea lion. You're suppose to be a dog. Where do ya wanna eat Anywhere it doesn't matter. I gotta pick last time, you pick this time. No, you pick. Okay, Chinese Hmm, no, too greasy. Okay, Italian Hmm, too heavy.

Okay, clearly you have opinions about where you want to go, so just tell me where you want to go, and we can go. I don't care, I don't care. I don't even know, anywhere. Anywhere. Oh, anywhere Anywhere. Anywhere Anywhere. Mexican. No. Okay, I'm gonna kill you. He's got short legs, so. Did you just check out that guy, like, right in front of me No. Super obvious. I didn't, yeah I would like the, umm. You're a muffin soldier.

He's a little piece of potato gnocchi. Yeah, that little dumpling. He is a dumpling. Hey did you use my beard trimmer Yes. You know I don't use this on my face, right Ooh, fancy aftershave. Happy birthday. Hey, you can use this, too. Oh, I guess I could, huh I hadn't thought about that. Isn't this your favorite I mean, I like it. laughs Happy birthday. 'Cause a big melty slice of pumpkin pie. He's a huffle puff.

laughs He is a huffle puff. I know, thank you, I got it. No, no, no, I got it. I got it. No, I got it. Let me get it. I got this. I got it. I got it. Except, I got it. I got it. Goodnight. Goodnight. kisses light clicks off sniffs Did you fart Yes. Voiceover groans you're disgusting. Voiceover I love you, too. Voiceover No, you don't, if you loved me,.

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Oh, look at this. mockingly Oh, look at this. That's not how I sound. Yeah it is. Oh, yeah. This is how you sound. Ah, I'm a lady reading a book. Ah, this is how I walk. Ah, I have my ba, ba, baby. This is how you sound, ah. I have to get up. I have to get up. I have to pee. Tickle. Don't. Tickle, tickle. Stop, you wouldn't like to be tickled. Oh, baby doesn't like to be tickled.

No, I don't. Oh, I'm so sorry. Hey. Did you fart Sure did. Did you child lock the windows Sure did. Uh. Tickle, tickle, tickle. Don't, it's not funny. It's not funny. Stop, that's not how I sound. That's not how I sound. Emmet, how was your day today It was like totally rad. I was like. That's not his voice. What are you talking about that is his voice. Do the right voice.

Fine. Man, it was so cool. Stop it. Do the right voice. Whoa, somebody's touchy. What are you doing Nothing, nothing. Oh, what a beautiful day. Put some clothes on, our neighbors are out there. What They can't see any of this. Put some pants on. Are you comfortable Not yet. Okay, okay. All right, yeah, that's. I get it, I get it. This is good. Oh, great. Hello. Hey, did you put a picture of me sleeping on Facebook.

Who is this What do you mean who is this I'm afraid you might have the wrong phone number, sir. They can't see this goodness. Yes, they can. I got that good good. I've got the good good. Happy anniversary. Happy anniversary. Can you believe we've been together 12 years Geez. Yeah, but we've really only been in love for like 10 years. What Yeah, well you know If you subtract all the times that like you've been annoying or I've been mad at you.

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What is it that made you seek couples counselling Honestly, I don't remember. That's the reason! You won't believe how forgetful he is. And he doesn't just forget his keys or his mother's birthday like normal people he forgets to wear a shirt to work, he forgets where he works and he comes back home hours late not because he's cheating on me but because he's driving around having forgotten where our house is or how to drive! And when he comes home late at night, he goes to sleep on the couch.

Because he's forgotten where our bed is! That's not actually true. I just don't feel like having sex with you. It's all right. The majority of couples come to see me because of intimacy issues. It's not uncommon that sexual desire decreases in l Oh no, that's not it! It's because of what happened last time when we were. intimate. What happened Joe happened! Who Our son! Right. It happened because you forgot the condom! You forgot to take the pill and the morning after pill. And now you keep forgetting Joe in the hardware store, the car wash.

You keep forgetting Susie in the shopping centre! Who Our daughter! Right. So. you have two kids Yeah. And we love them very much. But they were accidents. How old are they Young. By the way, where are they We took them with us, didn't we Yeah. I guess they're still in the car. I'm not sure if I locked the car. So they could've gotten out. Where did we park the car By the lake Nah, I think it was by the water treatment plant. Wait, I remember being impressed that you remembered to lock the car.

Interracial Relationship Confessions

Voiceover I always stare at interracial couples in public, and wonder how they met because their culture seems so different. I guess I forget that my husband and I get stared at for the same reason. Voiceover I've been in my interracial relationship for almost three years now. It takes a lot of patience and understanding, but it's really worth it. I've learned a lot. Voiceover I just told my family about my interracial relationship, and I'm more than overjoyed at their response. Voiceover I hate the looks I get in public.

For dating a white guy. What's wrong with interracial dating Voiceover The hardest part about being in an interracial relationship is the culture clashes. Some days, I feel so fed up. Voiceover I'm leaving my toxic family to be with my boyfriend. They would never accept my interracial relationship. I'm essentially risking it all for him. Voiceover I thought my parents could be more understanding of my racial preference. They're trying to kick me out of the house because they don't do interracial relationships. Voiceover My boyfriend doesn't hold my hand in public,.

Key Peele Gay Marriage Legalized

THE MOOD IS INFECTIOUS AND EXCITING TODAY AS PEOPLE FROM ALL WALKS OF LIFE CELEBRATE BECOMING THE SEVENTH STATE TO LEGALIZE GAY MARRIAGE. WE'RE HERE TALKING TO EXCITED COUPLES ABOUT HOW THEY FEEL ON THIS HISTORIC DAY. OH, HI. HI, HI. UH, YEAH, IT'S A VERY HISTORIC DAY FOR CIVIL RIGHTS. WHOO! AND FOR GAY AMERICANS. AND AMERICANS ALL OVER THE COUNTRY WHOO! WE'RE GONNA GET MARRIED! YEAH! WELL, YOU KNOW, WAIT screams WE SAID THAT IT WOULD BE A CONVERSATION, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN BECAUSE WE DIDN'T KNOW.

THIS WAS GONNA PASS SO DARN FAST. OH, MY GOD! SO ARE YOU GUYS A COUPLE laughs ARE WE A COUPLE COME ON, GIRL, LET'S GET SERIOUS. NO, IT'S JUST SO FAST. MY NAME IS LASHAWN. AND THIS IS RIGHT HERE IS MY SAMWICH. IT'S, UH, SAMUEL, YEAH. laughs AND WE'RE GONNA GET MARRIED! YEAH! THAT'S SO GREAT. HOW LONG HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN TOGETHER WELL, WE'VE BEEN THREE YEARS. IT'S BEEN FOREVER, WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOREVER! IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT TO KNOW THE PERSON.

WHO IS THE BRIDE I AM THE BRIDE. DODODODODODODO! laughs OH, WELL TELL US ALL ABOUT YOUR PLANS. YOU KNOW, WE NEVER THOUGHT IT WAS IMPORTANT TO HAVE A PIECE OF PAPER SO THERE'S NOT ANY PLANS OH, YEAH! PIECE OF PAPER! WE'RE GONNA GET THAT PIECE OF PAPER, SAMMY! YEAH, YEAH. THAT PIECE OF PAPER! WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU GUYS WILL GET MARRIED WELL YOU KNOW THERE'S A LOT OF HIDDEN COSTS IN A WEDDING OH, EVERYWHERE! WE'RE GONNA GET MARRIED OVER HERE.

AND OVER THERE AND IN THE SKY AND ON A CLOUD. OH, WOW, IT SOUNDS LIKE IT'S GONNA BE A BIG WEDDING. WELL, YOU KNOW IT'S JUST A CONVERSATION THAT WE HAVE GIRL, WE'RE GONNA RENT THE MOON AND FILL IT WITH ROSES! screams WE REALLY NEED TO TALK ABOUT WHETHER OR NOT WE THINK IT'S FAIR TO EVEN GET MARRIED WHEN IT'S STILL ILLEGAL IN SO MANY OTHER STATES OH, MY GOD! YOU SEE LOOK AT HIM! THAT'S MY MAN WITH HIS BIG HEART. I'M SORRY, MY HUSBAND. YOU MY HUSBAND NOW.

WELL, WE JUST YOU MY HUSBAND NOW, BITCH. OKAY, WE JUST DON'T WANNA RUSH INTO ANYTHING, BECAUSE STUFF GETS OVERTURNED. REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED IN CALIFORNIA. BABY I'M GONNA GET A 14KARAT RING THE SIZE OF 14 MOTHERbleep CARROTS. THAT'S WHAT'S UP, DOC! smacking lips WELL, YOU TWO CERTAINLY SEEM EXCITED. YEAH, DO WE SEEM EXCITED OH, YEAH, YEAH. OH, OKAY. CONGRATULATIONS. I HOPE YOU GUYS HAVE A WONDERFUL LIFE TOGETHER. WE JUSTWE REALLY JUST DIDN'T THINK IT WAS GONNA PASS. WE'RE GONNA HAVE A HOUSE THAT'S SHAPED LIKE A UNICORN.

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