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SO HERE'S WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO, AND Y'ALL TRY TO STAY QUIET SO THAT IT REALLY SOUNDS LIKE SHE'S CALLING FROM A POLICE STATION OR FROM WHEREVER. SO WE'RE GONNA TRY TO CALL HIM. WE'LL SEE IF HE'S REHEARSING. HE MAY BE AT SNL. HE MAY BE AT THE DEREK JETER LAST BASEBALL GAME, WHICH HE WILL NOT HEAR ANY OF THIS IF HE'S AT THE BASEBALL GAME. WHICHHOPEFULLY, HE'LL JUST HEAR ARRESTED, AND THEN HE'LL SO WE'LL LEAVE A MESSAGE IF IT GOES TO VOICE MAIL, JUST SO HE GETS VOICE MAIL THAT YOU'REBEEN ARRESTED.

OKAY. BUT I THINK I'M GONNA BE IN MY CAR GETTING ARRESTED. I THINK THAT'S OH, YOU'RE IN THE CAR. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN OKAY. I'LL BE PLAYING THE PART OF THE COP. snickering OKAY. I DON'T NEED TO PUT IT ON SPEAKER, RIGHT NO, IT'S phone jingling OH, SOMEONE IS CALLING ME AT THE SAME TIME. laughter ANSWER IT. SEE WHO IT IS. NO WAY. THAT'S TOO SCARY. ANSWER IT. IT'S A NUMBER I DON'T KNOW. OH, MY GOD.

HELLO HI. IS THIS ANNA FARIS NO. WHO'S THIS OH, MY NAME'S HALEY WRIGHT, CALLING ON BEHALF OF SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA PUBLIC RADIO. IS ANNA AVAILABLE NO, SHE'S NOT. SHE'S GONNA CALL YOU BACK, OKAY OKAY, I CAN AC ALL RIGHT. laughter I SUPPORT MY PUBLIC RADIO STATION. WE CAN'T INTERRUPT THIS BIT. THAT IS REALLY FUNNY. WHY IS A PUBLIC RADIO STATION CALLING YOU WHY DO THEY HAVE YOUR NUMBER I DON'T KNOW. I'M GLAD YOU ANSWERED THOUGH. phone line trilling.

whispering indistinctly sighs both whispering indistinctly line continues trilling UHOH. HE LIKES DEREK MORE THAN ME. giggles OKAY, THAT'S whispering COULD DO IT LIKE HE'S COMING OUT TO, LIKE whispering OH, YEAH, THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. YOU HAVE REACHED THE VOICE MAILBOX OF 31. voice fades OH. laughter THAT WOULD BE IT'LL COME BACK UP. phone beeps HEY, HONEY. UM, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'RE AT THE GAME RIGHT NOW. IF YOU ARE, I HOPE DEREK'S DOING REALLY WELL. BUT I JUST WANT TO TELL YOU THAT, UM, I'M.

I THINK I'M GETTING ARRESTED. MA'AM, LET'S GO. UM, I KNOW OUT OF THE CAR. stammering frantically NO, JUST GIVE ME TWO SECONDS. NO, I'M COMING. I'M COMING. I'M COMING. PUT YOUR CLOTHES ON AND GET OUT BABY, I WAS I JUST WAS ON MY WAY, YOU KNOW PUT YOUR PANTS ON AND GET OUT OF THE CAR. I HAD TO DO THIS CHANGE IN THE CAR. crying AND THIS COP PULLED ME OVER. SOMEONE GRAB THAT ROOSTER. I DON'TI CAN'T.

Kamal Haasan about problems with his Muslim name Open Heart With RK ABN News

Kamal garu, you faced an insult at America airport because of your name, right Yes. Thinking you as a Muslim! Matter of fact, my father kept this name with a reason. What is the background He is a strong Congress man and believes in strong secularism. Especially the Hindu Muslim unity. He sold our house in Agraharam to his Muslim friend. Selling it to a Muslim, have all the other vacated No, just to bring about unity I understood, but may be all other Brahmins would have got angry, right.

Of course yes, very much. He used to do such acts. He was 50 while naming me and said if required put Q in English. Qamal instead of Kamal. He said that too is correct and my name would be the first in directory, as no names starting. Qa would be there. Only in Arabic areas you find names like Qadar and others. Yes. So he said to write as Qamal Hazan. Later family members said no. This is when I was 10. So he had lot of Muslim friends and even I had a lot of them.

So, whenever anyone asked whether I was a Muslim, I used to shake my head both ways. You think whatever. I belong to anybody, I am an artist. That is it. So, I am brother to anybody. You are universal artiste and belong to the universe. As you asked when I was entering USA from Canada, it happened. It was during the twin tower incident that took place. Oh, that time. Even I did not know that Saddam Hussain had a brother by name Kamal Hassan. Due to numerology, he had changed his name to Kamal Haasan.

Elizabeth 211 Movie CLIP The Small Question of Religion 1998 HD

Bell tolls Man Prisoner to the steps. Elizabeth II cannot confess to something I did not do! Your denials are all in vain! You knew of the rebellion, madam. You were party to it! It is plain enough. Where is your proof It was to your advantage You must let me see the queen. I must You despise the queen and the catholic faith! sighing muttering I am a true and faithful subject. I attend mass You pretend, but in your heart muttering What's that What say you, madam Speak up!.

Key Peele Office Homophobe

Rhythmic bass beat, sensual moans LATRELL WHAT'S UP, BABY GIRL CAN YOU PLEASE TURN THAT OFF WHY, YOU DON'T LIKE MY MUSIC IS IT MUSIC BECAUSE IT SOUNDS LIKE A BUNCH OF SEX NOISES OVER A BASS LINE. OH. I GET IT. YOU DON'T LIKE MY MUSIC 'CAUSE I'M GAY. YOU CAN'T HANDLE A GAY MAN'S MUSIC. NO, NO, NO. IT'SI'M TRYING TO WORK HERE, AND THAT MUSIC IS WEIRDLY SEXUAL. OH, I SEE. SO MY SEXUALITY IS WEIRD. YOU JUST CAN'T FATHOM A MAN BEING ATTRACTED.

TO ANOTHER MAN. I CAN FATHOM IT. IT'S CAN YOU JUST PLEASE LISTEN TO SOME OTHER GAY MUSIC, LIKE BARBRA STREISAND OR SOMETHING OH, I SEE, I SEE. OKAY. SO LISTENING TO BARBRA STREISAND IS GAY. STEREOTYPE MUCH keys clacking SO YOU SEEING ANYBODY LATELY YEAH, II MEAN, KIND OF. I THINK 'CAUSE I GOT IT GOOD LAST NIGHT. OH, IT WAS LIKE, DAMN! I MEAN, MY MAN WAS LIKE, BLOP! LIKE, HE HAD A BABY ARM HOLDING ON TO A APPLE. AW, DON'T CALL IT A BABY ARM.

AW. I SEE. SO YOU CAN'T HANDLE HEARING ABOUT HOW I'M GAY. I'M SORRY. YOU JUST REFERRED TO YOUR BOYFRIEND'S PENIS AS A BABY'S ARM HOLDING AN APPLE. WELL, THAT'S WHAT IT LOOKED LIKE. AND IT'S NOT MY BOYFRIEND, BY THE WAY. AND ANYWHATS, YOU'RE HOMOPHOBIC. NO, NO, NO. THAT'S NOT HOMOPHOBIC, OKAY YOU'RE EXPLICITLY TALKING ABOUT SEXUAL THINGS IN THE WORKPLACE. FINE. THERE'S PLENTY OF STUFF THAT WE CAN TALK ABOUT. YOU KNOW, UH, MY PENIS CUP, MY SCROTUM COZIES THAT I HAVE BEEN KNITTING RECENTLY.

OH, WITH THESE KNITTING NEEDLES THAT I HAVE JUST NOTICED LOOK LIKE LITTLE, SKINNY, PURPLE PENISES, ET CETERA AND ET CETERA. OH, MY GOD. CAN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE, AND THEN YOU TELL ME IF IT'S GOOD FOR FACEBOOK OKAY, I'M FAIRLY CERTAIN YOU'RE GOING TO SHOW ME SOMETHING OVERTLY SEXUAL. DON'T YOU PREJUDGE ME! HERE IT IS. AGH! bleep! THAT'S A CLOSEUP OF AN ANUS. OH, NO, THAT'S NOTltigt ANltigt ANUS. THAT'S MY ANUS, BABY GIRL. THAT'S DISGUSTING. OH, I SEE.

SO YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE A CLOSEUP PICTURE OF MY ANUS 'CAUSE YOU HATE GUY MEN. NO. I DON'T WANT TO LOOK AT A CLOSEUP PICTURE OF ANYONE'S ANUS. HOMOPHOBE. HOMOPHOBE. THERE'S A HOMOPHOBE RIGHT HERE. HO blows whistle HOMOPHOBE ALERT! highpitched voice HOMOPHOBE! imitating siren wailing HEY. HEY, BABY. HOW'S IT GOING GOOD. READY TO GO TO LUNCH YEAH. UH, LATRELL, THIS IS GAVIN. GAVIN, THIS IS LATRELL. THIS IS MY BOYFRIEND. HOW YOU DOING I'MI'M I'M DOING VERY WELL. HOWHOW ARE YOU DOING, GAVINGAVIN.

How Pope Francis Is Changing Catholicism

In September 2015, Pope Francis of the Catholic Church, announced that churches who were running profitable hotels and restaurants should pay taxes like any other business. This is the latest in a long line of surprising and progressive statements from the Pope over the last two years. While most popes have been relatively conservative and followed strict religious doctrine, Pope Francis has been modern, progressive, and socially conscious. So, how has Pope Francis changed Catholicism Well, since the exnightclub bouncer turned Pope entered the papacy in 2013, his tenure has been expressly different from his predecessors. Francis has fulfilled a huge number of firsts.

For a Pope, including being the first nonEuropean pope in more than a millennium. While other popes have been happy to wear tons of ornate jewelry and flaunt the Vatican's wealth, Francis has been known to be overwhelmingly humble. Instead of living in the papal palace, he stays in a nearby guesthouse. His robes are simple, and even his rings are silver rather than traditional gold. This humbler stance is directly related to Pope Francis's focus on poverty, saying that churches should help the poor and needy. During the current migrant crisis, the pope.

Has even agreed to take in two refugee families to set an example for the rest of the Catholic world. Many have appreciated his direct, and informal methods of communicating important ideas, without being bogged down in appealing to the more conservative Catholic base. But besides advocating for the poor, the pope has also opened up, and shown acceptance for previously marginalized groups. Although the Church still opposes samesex marriage, Francis has said that it is not his place to judge gay priests, as long as they want to be closer.

To God. This is a considerable shift from the previous pope's judgment that homosexuality is an intrinsic moral evil. Francis has also reached out to atheists, and reaffirmed the Catholic Church's positive stance on evolution. Progressive stances like these support the Pope's assertion that the church needs to be a home for all, and has focused too much on gays, abortion, and birth control. He stands in stark contrast to his predecessor, Pope Benedict, who was actually a member of the Hitler Youth in his childhood. Benedict called for a smaller, purer church, with a strict.

Focus on doctrine. This ideological shift coming from the Church's highest moral authority has been a breath of fresh air for many Catholics, who have felt stagnation in the Church's vision. Still, some have attributed Pope Francis's rhetoric as a method of distraction from the Church's child molestation scandals. Critics believe that although he has addressed and apologized for the sexual abuse within the clergy, no concrete steps have been taken to dismantle decades of inappropriate behavior. Pope Francis may be changing the face of the Catholic Church for the better, but there still exist a number of problems the Church.

Religion Means Nothing if Youre Still a Jerk

Peace, please believe, that there's a lot of human need And a lot of hungry bellies that could do without human greed And a lot of people packing churches looking for a seed hoping for a higher love to patch up where we all bleed they're there to learn, it's a perfect opportunity to say hey we're all God's children and pump love and aid into the community but what they get is politics, us and them, and judgement of the sick and then we use God to hit each other, like.

God's some kind of stick religion means nothing if you've got it, but you're still a jerk for me, you, and the planet, buddy it doesn't work religion means nothing if you've got it, but you're still a jerk for me you and the planet, buddy it doesn't work Exhibit A human ego, selfishness, and it strives to subjugate, manipulate, and criticize other people and their lives it's got territory in each of us and it's looking to rule and if it's in charge, religious concepts are just another tool the way religions go to war, is the way countries.

Go to war it's the way people go to war, for whatever they want to war for the mentality and the method here are all the same, isn't that odd it's cause it's the ego driving all of it, the religious covering is just a facade religion means nothing if you've got it, but you're still a jerk for me, you, and the planet, buddy it doesn't work religion means nothing if you've got it, but you're still a jerk for me you and the planet, buddy it doesn't work you took faith over love, and that sticking.

To your interpretation of the plan was higher on God's priority list than the agony of your fellow man why's there so much antireligion stuff on the message boards, cause there's a lot of really mean people out there saying I know the Lord you say belonging to a club is the way, but love is the way it's not a ritual you do, it's not some prayer that you say the world has open hands, looking to you for wisdom, but they find none let me remind you in a few lines, just how.

Far you've fallen from you were meant to tell us that there is meaning in experience, an antidote for the cold healing from our flaws, marriage of body and soul a higher purpose, a message in the weather, and a divine protector who can string these hearts and moments together and how love in the eyes holds the potential, and eternity the still small voice say take, come and learn from me and yes, you'll see them in a while again, they were never just the flesh and I'll hold and you smile again, as we watch.

The death of death and kindness is not a weakness, it's the holy core of life blood and competition too will pass, as epiphanies grow from strife and you were no accident, you are precious, and you'll be fine in short, the most beautiful things that you can tell a conscious mind it's not about doctrinal boxes or what you say or how you appear but this when you walk in do people say oh thank God you're here religion means nothing if you've got it, but you're still a jerk for me, you, and the planet, buddy it doesn't.

Ask A Polyamorous Person

So, is every sexual experience an orgy laughing Yes, I'm so exhausted. No, do you know how hard it is to plan an orgy And orgies are not that common. I've been to one, and most of the time I spent there was in the corner eating Oreos. Why isn't one person enough By that logic, you should only have to have one friend. I have friends who I'm just Facebook friends with, and friends who I would pick up from jail. It's not that one person isn't enough,.

It's that lots of people fascinate me. What's the difference between poly and cheating The difference between poly and cheating is that cheating is a violation of the relationship. Polyamory is all about consensual discussion, being on the same page. You make out with somebody else, that's part of the deal. It's not about betrayal. It couldn't be any different. Is it due to your religion You're thinking of polygamy. Does it bother you that some people don't know the difference between polyamory and polygamy.

Most definitely that bothers me. Polygamy for the most part, one, is more of a legal term, two, is more linked to religion. It's more about the man and some subservient women. Polyamory is egalitarian, everyone has a voice. What's the biggest tool to help polyamory work Communication. Being honest. You have to talk about what you think, how you feel. Love and compassion comes first. Is nonmonogamy normal I think maybe the question really is, is monogamy normal We can choose to be monogamous, just like we can choose to be vegetarian,.

But as Dr. Ryan says, that doesn't mean the bacon won't still smell good. It's okay to be nonmonogamous as you long as you do it in an ethical way that doesn't betray anyone. Oh, how do you deal with jealousy In seriousness, jealousy is something we all deal with. We're jealous of people in our industries, sometimes we're jealous of people in our family, but for some reason we consider sexual jealousy to be this insurmountable problem, and it's not. Another thing that can help with jealousy is.

Meeting any of your partner's potential partners. We blow up in our mind what they're like. We think that they're a supermodel, or they're somebody that's out to get us. I want great experiences for my partner, and if that includes a different lover, then I'm okay with that. Does it bother you that people just don't understand I am a bisexual, plussized, nightclub entertainer who grew up with two moms in Texas. I find it's best not to worry what other people think. Do you have any advice for young polyamorous people.

This Week on Common Room. Ikea Monkeys, Gay marriage, Pranks Gone Wrong, and Angry Birds!

Or back once again i i'm john died a role i'm joined by a number of our regulars we also have some new blood summer start with broken ribs holly interstitial iron holly actor here he and i think commentator and you can find that politically at confronting pan overnight by mike and i like the producer for and beyond to expand carried with end is exactly the first time i've ever gone insure you were texting something else and chelsea will see if there's more status with the last time i love it.

Adds that that's what s up on me it's obscene p pathfinder insecure and i and stopping the don't like the consistency across russia india and outlook for a little over there and what's the can as prepared as usual further interest you could talk is planning to hang on alex i'm also very well respected in for middle east correspondent nota and and the house of the nearly two months yet except work and i'll networks person gets the area it's reports at school solo we come back to me we got some images i think for a look at what were.

Dealt with over kidnapped out we've got some great topics out which we might or might not get all of them will sing resale for the topic was submitted by itself so you have to do with the gender difference in how people approach joined the gym working out obviously if you go to the gym if you take one regularly see did not the guys in the growth of this error the approach of the same way or thought little bit about that how much into the time they were to be moving onto one of.

The most in my opinion a ridiculous premises for a movie which is that engravers as they have actual movie not like me by mission about like an actual theory with actual director and he drive where three dot also watch it through talking about that really moving on to the unfortunately tragic prank that happen between britain and australia recently and i had to do with the print call which led to endorse a suicide sorrento about that comes at a story of the collar but its importance of red discuss it there were any moving.

On to a much more lighthearted story that has to do with a monkey walking around in issuing code and i kia and is going to lead to a discussion on exactly animals in which animals should be allowed in which should be allowed to own and put in shelling coats and then finally it we're going to talking about gay marriage there's been some very interesting proclamations in the media recently about the likely path of gay marriage in the next two decades to really talk about that and if this time of the probably won't be time where you're talking about fox.

On Religion Redux

Good morning, Hank, it's Fri Blue guys, what are you doing lyin' around on the job Show some respect for my audience. That's better. So Hank, I've been sick lately in fact, I have a note from my doctor saying I don't have to do my punishment but I wanted to continue our conversation about religion. But I also know that some people find that kinda boring, so here's some dancing, dancing, dancing, dancing, dancing, dance, dance, dance, dance! Right, so Hank, in your tutorial on Wednesday, you pointed out how difficult it can be to.

Answer yes or no questions like Do you believe in God because you have to define terms like believe and God. Also, in. And that made me think about how difficult it is to define any religious identity. Like, for instance, Muslims Muslims believe in the Five Pillars of Islam, right You have the shahada, the belief that there is no God but God prayer, at least five times a day. Then you have almsgiving or zakat, the pilgrimage to Mecca, and there's a fifth one Ramadan. Right, so those are the Five Pillars of Islam, the foundation of Islamic belief. Except the.

Majority of Muslims don't follow the Five Pillars of Islam for instance, the majority of Muslims don't pray five times a day. Similarly, many Jews don't practice kosher, many Buddhists disagree radically about the nature of Nirvana and the path to get there, and many Christians think other Christians are going to hell because they believe that Jesus visited America or because they believe in transubstantiation, or all kinds of things. In fact Hank, one time when I was in college, I visited a Pentecostal church in rural Florida, and it was really interesting. There was this one moment when a woman said to the pastor,.

Could you pray for my sister She's on this horrible path to damnation. She's completely lost. And the pastor was like, Yeah, what's the problem And the woman was like, She's going to the Pentecostal church across the street. And then the pastor was like, Oh yeah, that is a problem. So even if you open up all the matryoshka dolls, even within a particular denomination of a particular sect of a particular religious tradition, there are still big disagreements. I mean, one of the fascinating things about identifying yourself within a religious tradition.

Is that, no matter who you are, there will always be people within that very religious tradition who say that you are not Jewish or Muslim or Christian or whatever. Okay, this is getting a little serious. Let's dance. Dance, dance, dancin', dance, dance dance dance, dance, dance! This makes it incredibly challenging to define the word Christian or Muslim or Jew, because ultimately, there are Muslims who I have more theologically in common with than many of my fellow Christians. And I think that's one of the reasons religious traditions.

Often look back to some point in history where it seems like things weren't as fuzzy as they are now. Like in Islam there's the Age of the Golden Caliphate the first four caliphs in Christianity there's, you know, Paul and the initial apostles when Christianity was first starting to grow in Judaism you have the rule of King David. But the truth is that there was never a golden age, and certainly there's no way to recapture the golden age by trying to go back to it. We know this, Hank, due to thousands of years of failure.

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