Key Peele Auction Block

ALL RIGHT, Y'ALL GATHER ROUND. GATHER ROUND. WELCOME, GENTLEMEN. WHAT A BEAUTIFUL AND BLESSED DAY FOR AN AUCTION. ALL RIGHT, Y'ALL, GET ON UP THERE. PUT THAT WHIP DOWN AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS, THOUGH. STRAIGHT UP. I DON'T CARE WHAT PLANTATION I END UP ON. I'M STRAIGHT STAGING A REVOLT IN THIS MOTHERbleep. HELLS YEAH. WE HAVE LOT A, LOT B, AND LOT C. UH, $3 ON LOT A. $4. 5! $5 GOING ONCE, TWICE, THREE TIMES, SOLD. LOT A GOES TO THE MAN IN THE BLACK HAT.

I MEAN, GOOD. YEAH. chuckles I'M GLAD I DIDN'T GET SOLD, 'CAUSE I DON'T WANT TO BE OWNED BY ANOTHER HUMAN BEING. WHOEVER BUYS ME, THEY BETTER KILL ME THE FIRST DAY, OR I'MA GO BUCKWILD ON THE WHOLE OPERATION. OKAAY NEXT ONE, GET UP ON UP THERE, NOW. OH, THISOKAY. both inhale $6 ON LOT A. $7! EIGHT. 9! $9 GOING ONCE, TWICE, THREE TIMES, SOLD! both exhale OKAY, WELL, YOU HAVE TO BUY THAT DUDE. IT'S A NOBRAINER. I MEAN, THAT GUY'S HUGE.

A MASSIVE INDIVIDUAL. THAT'S TWO OF ME. ANYBODY WOULD BUY HIM. I'D BUY THAT DUDE. MY QUESTION IS HOW'D THEY CATCH HIM NEXT! OKAY. OH, YEAH. YEAH. $2 ON LOT A. $2 GOING ONCE, TWICE, THREE TIMES, SOLD. SEE, NOW, THAT SURPRISES ME. THAT IS INTERESTING, TO SAY THE LEAST. I MEAN, WELL, IT JUST SEEMS LIKE AT A CERTAIN POINT, IT'S LIKE, DO THEY EVEN KNOW WHAT THEY'RE LOOKING FOR IT'S LIKE THE WHOLE CRITERIA SEEMS JUST A LITTLE INCONSISTENT.

I MEAN, AT SOME POINT, I WANT TO BE ON LOT A. YEAH, WHICH CAN A BROTHA GET ON LOT A NEXT. OH, HERE WE GO. HERE WE GO. BEEN A PLEASURE. GIVE 'EM HELL. ALL RIGHT. OKAY. $8 ON LOT A. GOING ONCE, TWICE, THREE TIMES, SOLD! HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN NOPE, NOT TRUE. HOW DOES IT HAPPEN WHAT YOU JUST SAID THAT'S GOBBLEDYGOOK. OKAY THAT CAN'T BE TRUE. 'CAUSE WHAT CAN THIS DUDE DO.

LOOK AT HIM. WHAT COULD HE PICK A COTTON PLANT IS, LIKE, THIS TALL. YES. I'M SAY NO OFFENSE, BROTHA, I'M JUST SAYING. OFFENSE TAKEN. WHAgasps AM I WRONG IS HE NOT SHORT HE'S SHORT. BUT YOU ARE ACTUALLY SHORT IN REAL LIFE, IN THE WORLD. YOU'RE GOOD, MAN. ENOUGH. I WILL NOT HAVE MY REPUTATION TAINTED, SELLIN' SUPERFICIAL, BIGOTED SLAVES. SUPERFICIAL DID THAT REALLY JUST COME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH THAT'S IT! THIS AUCTION'S OVER! AUCTION'S OVER WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

NO, IT'SIT AIN'T OVER. IT'S NOT OVER! I'M STRONG, Y'ALL! I'M VERY STR I CAN SLEEP IN A BUCKET. I'M FAST, I GOT STAMINA, AND I KNOW MAGIC. MY WORST QUALITY IS THAT I'M A PERFECTIONIST. LET ME MEN HAVE I MENTIONED THIS DOCILE. I AM AGREEABLE TO A FAULT. YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE DUDE WHO ASKED ME TO GET ON THE BOAT WHEN WE CAME OVER HERE. NOT A VIOLENT BONE IN MY BODY. I JUST WALKED RIGHT ON, NO BIG DEAL. NEVER SEEN A BOAT IN MY LIFE.

Key Peele Yo Mama Has Health Problems

Gtgt MR. LEWIS gtgt THANK YOU FOR COMING IN WITH YOUR ASSOCIATES. I KNOW THIS IS HARD TO HEAR BUT WE NEED TO MAKE SOME SERIOUS DECISIONS ABOUT YOUR MOTHER'S HEALTH. LET'S BE HONEST, SHE IS GETTING ON IN YEARS. gtgt OH, THAT. OKAY, I SEE HOW IT IS. I SEE HOW IT IS. WELL YOUR MAMA SO OLD HER LAST NAME IS OSAURUS. gtgt NO, IT WASN'T AN INSULT. I'M JUST SAYING YOUR MOTHER'S CONDITION IS DETERIORATING. gtgt OKAY, THAT'S A COLD ONE. I SEE HOW IT IS. OKAY, YOUR MAMA SO OLD IN HER.

HISTORY CLASS THEY JUST WROTE DOWN WHAT THEY WERE DOING. LAUGHTER gtgt MR. LEWIS, THIS ISN'T AN INSULT CONTEST. NOT ONLY YOUR MOTHER ELDERLY BUT ALSO HER ABILITY TO WALK IS CURRENTLY BEING AFFECT WILL BY HER WEIGHT. gtgt OH, SEE, OKAY. IT JUST GOT REAL. gtgt NO, I'M NOT INSULTING HER I'M TRYING TO TELL YOU gtgt YOUR MAMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE GO TO THE MOVIE THEATRE THEY MOVE OUT OF HER WAY. LAUGHTER gtgt YOUR MOTHER NEEDS TO MANAGE HER WEIGHT OR THERE CAN BE SOME.

REAL PROBLEMS. gtgt OH, OKAY. ALL RIGHT, YEAH, YEAH. YOUR MA IS SO FAT SHE NEEDS A LOT LATITUDE AND LONGITUDE. gtgt WE ARE TALKING ABOUT A WOMAN WHO TOOK CARE OF HER AT LEAST YOU CAN TAKE OF HER IN HER OLD AGE AND TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY. gtgt I'M SORRY. gtgt I'M SORRY I LOST MY TEMPER. gtgt NO, REALLY, DOCTOR, I GUESS I WAS JUST JOKING AROUND BECAUSE I KNOW HER CONDITION IS REALLY SERIOUS AND I DON'T KNOW I GUESS HUMOR IS THE ONLY WAY I CAN REALLY DEAL WITH IT.

Key Peele Cute Puppies

WHEN SHE DOES TALK, LIKE, YOU'RE LISTENING. , OH, MY GOD. LAST TIME, I WAS LIKE, WHO ARE YOU YOU'RE BRILLIANT. I KNOW. gasps OH, MY GOD! gasps OH, MY GOD. both OH, MY GOD! AMY, LOOK AT THAT ONE! OH, MEGAN! HE IS SO CUTE. THAT IS THE CUTEST FING PUPPY I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. OH, MY GOD, I'M JUST GONNA TAKE HIM, AND I JUST WANNA BITE HIS LITTLE EARS OFF. I JUST WANNA TAKE HIS LITTLE LEGS,.

AND I COULD SNACK ON 'EM LIKE CHICKEN DRUMETTES. YEAH, I JUST WANNA TAKE HIS FUZZY LITTLE PERFECT HEAD. I WANNA PUT IT IN MY MOUTH AND SQUEEZE DOWN ON IT HARD UNTIL I HAVE A PUPPY FACE DIAMOND IN MY MOUTH. MM, I FEEL LIKE I HAVE TO WRAP HIS FACE IN A TOWEL AND THEN BEAT IT WITH A TIRE IRON. I'M GOING TO BUY THAT DOG, I'M GOING DRIVE HIM TO THE VET, AND I'M GOING TO HAVE HIM PUT DOWN IMMEDIATELY. gasps OH, MY GOD.

YOU WHAT I'M GONNA HAVE TO DO WHAT I'M GONNA HAVE TO TAKE THAT SCRUFFY LITTLE NOSE. YES. AND JUST KICK IT. I JUST HAVE TO YES. I WOULD KICK IT UNTIL IT COMES UP ON MY SHOES LIKE LITTLE PUPPY SNOUT SLIPPERS. AND THEN I'M GONNA GO TO A PARTY AND EVERYONE'S LIKE, OH, MY GOD, WHERE'D YOU GET THOSE SLIPPERS I'LL BE LIKE, THESE ARE MY FACE SLIPPERS FROM MY ADORABLE, DUMB LITTLE PUPPY. THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY!.

ESP! OH, MY GOD, I JUST WANNA TAKE HIS HEAD. I WANNA PEEL THE SKIN OFF OF HIS SKULL. I KNOW WHERE YOU'RE GOING. I WANNA JUST START THROWING IT UP LIKE PIZZA DOUGH. UNTIL IT'S LONG, FLAT, AND ROUND. I WANNA TAKE IT TO A PICNIC AND TOSS IT AROUND LIKE A FRISBEE AT A PUPPYFACEFRISBEE PICNIC! LET'S GET HIM! YEAH! SO CUTE. SO CUTE. OH, MY GOD, IS IT ME, OR IS IT LIKE TOTALLY MOSQUITOY OUT HERE OH, MY GOD, REMEMBER THIS ONE.

Life of Debt How to Obliterate Debt, Accumulate Wealth, and Retire Rich Learn Liberty

It is an abomination. The Department of Education is a profitmaking entity. Student loan debt now exceeds credit card debt. More than a third of college loans are delinquent. Forget about delinquencies. Let's talk about default rates. The federal government is now hiring private creditors to harass students to pay back their federally subsidized loans. It's a complete nightmare. If you're in your twenties or thirties, then you or someone you know is probably struggling with debt. To top it off, the government owes about seventeen trillion dollars. Fifty thousand dollars for every man, woman, and child. That's irresponsible!.

And you're going to have to pay taxes to pay off that debt, too. It's no wonder you're being referred to as Generation Debt. The question is, is there anything you can do about it Is there a way to dig out of this hole I'm Art Carden. I'm an economics professor at Samford University's Brock School of Business. In this Learn Liberty Academy program on personal finance, designed just for you, we'll learn how to obliterate debt, accumulate wealth, and retire rich. I'm sure you're wondering, 'Hey, what's the catch Do I need to send.

Key Peele Michael Jackson

OH, HERE WE GO, WE GOT MORE. HEY! WHAT'S UP, TED AND ANNETTE COME ON IN. YES. ltigtFANGSltigt FOR COMING. laughs HAVE A BLOODY GOOD TIME. AWESOME. OH! OH. sings like Michael Jackson EEHEE! THERE HE IS. WHAT'S UP, NOAH SHAM ON! MICHAEL JACKSON. vocalizing OH, HERE IT IS. HEEHEE! YEAH, THAT'S WHAT HE DOES. HEEHEE! THAT'S MICHAEL JACKSON. HEEHEE! ALL RIGHT. HEEEE HEE! GREAT! OW! NICE. HO!.

SHAM! OH, THERE WE GO. SHAM! THERE WE GO. SHAM! ALL RIGHT, THREE'S THE CHARM. SHAM ON! FOUR. HA! ALL RIGHT, WELL ANNIE, ARE YOU OKAY OH! HE'S LEANING. HE'S LEANING. ARE YOU OKAY, ANNIE ALL RIGHT. ARE ltigtYOUltigt OKAY ANNIE ARE YOU OKAY, ANNIE YOU'VE BEEN TOUCHED BY A SMOOTH CRIMINAL VERY NICE. HA! OH, HERE WE GO. SHAMONE! HA! OH, MORE KICKS. HA! CLOSER! CLOSER!.

MORE KICKS. YOU'RE CLOSE TO YOUR FACE! YOU AH! YOU ALMOST HIT ME THERE. vocalizing YOU'RE REALLY GETTING SHAM ON! NO MORE SHAMONES. vocalizing HOO HOO! YOU WANT TO COME INSIDE OH! HA! HA! THAT'S ANNOYING. THAT IS VERY ANNOY STOP. STOP! J DON'T DO IT ANYMORE. HA! YO! SHAMONE! GREAT. JUST KEEP DOING THE SHAMONE. OH! THAT'S THE ONE WHERE THE CHILDREN AT HEE! HEE! WHERE THE CHILDREN AT.

JESUS JUICE! HO! THAT'S IN BAD TASTE. THIS ISN'T growls DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS. ltigtTHRILLERltigt EYES. SHAMONE! WHATWHAT ARE YOU DOING JAM IT ON! JAM IT ON! NO, YOU'RE CUT OFF OF SHAMONES. I'MOH, OKAY. HA! YOU AREHE DOESN'T SLAP HIS ASS LIKE THAT, SO I DON'T KNOW WHAT OKAY. NAHNAHNAH, NAHNAHNAH, NAHNAHNAHNAH NAHNAH NO, HE DOESN'T I'VE NEVER SEEN HIM HIT HIS ASS HEY. BUT NO OOH! prolonged yell HEYCAN WE JUSTHEY.

Prenuptial Agreement Money and Marriage in IRVINE, California

Alright Colleen, I did a little research, and I found the top 10 causes for divorce. So I'm going to do a little countdown for you, and if you could just address each and every one of them for us. So reason number 1 getting in for the wrong reasons. Right. So what this means is marrying for money. And when people hear that, they think sugar daddy or sugar momma. And this is not what that actually means. What this means is that there are already problems before you get married or right at the beginning.

Of the marriage. And how often have you heard a friend of yours say, I'm not sure if this is the right thing, but we've spent so much money on the wedding planning. We've already sent our invitations out. Or how often have you heard someone say, We've just done this huge expense like building a home together. I can't pull out now even thought this doesn't feel right. People in Irvine, California feel that they're obligated to follow through this prenuptial agreement because of the money and time that's been spent.

Top 3 Ways to Avoid Money Fights in Your Marriage

Hi. This is Andrea Travillian with TakeASmartStep. Today I want to talk a little bit about money and marriage. Money and marriage is a huge fighting ground. In fact it's one of the number one reasons for getting divorced. So I wanted to share some tips with you that my husband and I use to successfully manage our money together. We've been together for 16 years and to be honest, rarely fight about money. But it's because of these very key things that we have this success. The first one would be is that we share goals. We both have the same vision for our life.

We've set out our goals together and we're working to achieve them. So having a shared goal with your spouse is huge. If you're both fighting to get different things, obviously there's going to be arguments. So make sure that you set your goals together and that both of you want them. If you do have different goals, you need to make sure that they're somewhat in line and that they're not completely conflicting. So if one wants to work until 60 and one wants to work until 65, that's totally manageable. If one person.

Never ever wants to retire and the other person wants to retire at 40, you have more issues. But when you work on shared goals, you can at least address those issues. Now shared goals leads me to second tip I want to share with you and that's teamwork. In a marriage, everything is a team. My grandpa used to say that it wasn't 5050. It wasn't 100100. It's 106, 110 percent. Everybody has to give more than their all. So you set your goals. Now you need to work as a team to achieve those goals. If one person is working their.

Hiney off to achieve these goals, and the other person is blowing money on the side or just sitting around, lots of resentment and hostility will build up and it will destroy everything that you've worked for even if you have shared goals. So really focusing on teamwork is fantastic. Now the third tip that I want to share with you is communication. Now I understand completely life is hectic. There are kids' activities. Even if you don't have activities, just jobs alone and life at our current pace is very hectic. So you have to make communication.

A priority. Now we do this in a couple of different ways. One we always have at a bare minimum one date night a month. This gives us a really good opportunity to sit down, have a meal, relax and just talk about where we're going. Now in between, we make it a point to highlight things that are important and this never has to be always face to face. So it might be an email. My husband and I are on instant message with each other throughout the day. It might be dropping a note like that.

It might be I run a financial report, print it out and set it on his desk. The key is continual communication to keep each other on the same page. Now these are just three tips to really help you guys address money issues and money problems in your marriage. If you want more of what my husband and I do about keeping our money and our marriage semi fightfree, click the link below and head over to the article. I would also love to hear what you and your spouse do to make communication better. Have.

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