Weird Things Pregnant Couples Do

Playful music Come on, come on, show us some movement. Come on, give us like a hand or a foot, something. Give us something we can send to grandma. laughing Who hoo hoo! There you are. You ready to go Yeah. I have to pee. Then you're not ready to go. Double cheeseburger, a large fry and a chocolate milkshake. father A double cheeseburger, a large fry and a chocolate shake. And can I also get a couple of apple frit And a couple of apple fritters.

And you know what, give me a sundae too. And a sundae too. chomping Nice! I got sushi. You can't have sushi. But you can. father I already ate. Eat it! Slower. Yeah, that's right. Can I get like one with the larger size. Okay, scratch the 12, make it a 24. And can I also get Do they make like gravy that they can put on the fries. Do they have any gravy father Alright, this is weird, do you guys make gravy.

Oh censor beep mom Ooo don't curse in front of the baby. Babies can't hear what I'm saying right now. Um, yeah they can. censor beeps Stop! censor beep Are you kidding me right now I have to pee. Now try this one. I don't like this kind. Just try it! Voiceover As the baby head crowns, the vagina will experience what some refer to as the ring of fire. sighs Why did you make me watch this I don't know. I gotta pee.

Wait, oh, oh, are they still serving breakfast Are you still serving breakfast because I would really like some pancakes. Because she would really like some pancakes. horn Sorry, I'm sorry. Just hold on! Gees! Tell me how much you love it. sobbing I love it so much. coughing Okay, I'm good. Thanks for that. I have to pee. classical music through headphones rap music through headphones Hey! little farts with each step father laughing Stop, I can't help it. father Come on, it's funny.

Can you believe it What In just a little bit there's gonna be a real living baby here, like a real, screaming, crying, pooping baby. I know. And I can't wait to meet her. Are you ready laughing No, are you I don't think anybody ever really is. What do you think I think. I have to pee. I love you babe. mom I love you too. You do What's your favorite album Joshua Tree, Rattlin' Hum, I really like Boy.

Weird Things Couples Do To Get Pregnant

Intensely sighs What are you watching That tire commercial. Oh the one with the cute baby Why, you want a baby now or something Are you serious I'm serious. I'm being serious. Man Yeah so am I. Okay so according to my calculations, if we have a baby, we won't be able to eat or go on vacation ever again. Okay. We're also going to have to cancel cable. What! No I'm out. Hey, hot stuff, wanna make a baby cheers with excitement.

Why do you have leave your pee glasses everywhere It's for my ovulation test. Yeah, but these are our drinking glasses. I clean them out. Ugh. Nope. Hey, sweetie. It's time, I'm ovulating. Alright, I'll just make it quick. It's overtime. Alright. They have like lobster stuff, It was pretty cool. They have samples of lobster Well it was like an imitation lobster. Was it good Eh, it was Costco lobster. What are you doing I'm keeping 'em from falling out.

Nope. Okay. I'm taking off. Alright babe, love you. Love you too. Don't jerk off. I'm not going to jerk off. It lowers your sperm count, don't jerk off. I know. Bye. Bye. Tell me to not to jerk off. door opens Forgot my phone. Are you kidding me I've been gone like 25 seconds. Come on. It's the dessert round. It's got to be now. Ugh. Really helping to set the mood here dude. phone chimes You're playing Candy Crush.

Weird Things All Couples Fight About

Cheery strings music play That's not how you fold the towels. It doesn't matter how you fold a towel. It does matter how you fold a towel. If you want it to fit in the closet, you have to roll it. loud crunch Oh my God could you chew any louder louder crunch This goes on here. It takes two seconds. Well.Then the next person who comes in will do it. That's not the point. Hey did you throw away my left overs No. I coulda swo ohh you bitch. What did you call me.

Nothing. The toilet paper goes over. It's printed that way so you could see it. No. The toilet paper goes under so that the cats don't get at it. That makes no sense. What do you want to get for dinner I don't really care. The just pick something. You choose. Told ya! Shut up. I don't see why I have to put the utensils face down Because when they're sticking up like that, if someone trips and falls, they're going to impail themselves and die. That's literally the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

I'm not playing this game where I list every single thing and you shoot it all down. I'm not doing this again. Well then I don't know what to tell you. Oh my gosh watch this! This is the best line. Did you watch this without me You weren't home! mug clanks Seriously! 6 more inches and it's in the sink. Well then put it in 6 more inches. heavy sigh Get it I get it. Anything will be fine. Fine. Fine! Alright! We're gonna get. pizza It's food. Anything but pizza. phone slams on table.

What do you wanna eat That is Bill Paxton! It is Bill Pullman. Bill Paxton was in Aliens.That is Bill Paxton. That is him. Game over, man. That is that man right there. Why am I gonna put them away I'm wearing them tomorrow morning. I don't care if you're wearing them tomorrow morning. I don't want them just sitting by my side of the bed all night. Why do you do this! You squeeze from the bottom. The next person doesn't have to squeeze then. It's toothpaste. It's not like it's hard to squeeze it from a new area on the tube.

Why are we fighting about this Why are we fighting about this Why are we fighting about this!. I'm sorry. I shouldn't have. made you make the decision. With that being said, I think your original call of pizza is fine. Just no pepperoni. cheery strings music What do you want on it then Anything other than pepperoni. Oh my God! I'm going to murder you and when the pizza guy gets here, he's going to help me bury your body and then we're going to get married. No, he won't 'cause he'll probably be like Yeah I feel you, bro..

Weird Ways Couples Mess With Each Other

Oh, look at this. mockingly Oh, look at this. That's not how I sound. Yeah it is. Oh, yeah. This is how you sound. Ah, I'm a lady reading a book. Ah, this is how I walk. Ah, I have my ba, ba, baby. This is how you sound, ah. I have to get up. I have to get up. I have to pee. Tickle. Don't. Tickle, tickle. Stop, you wouldn't like to be tickled. Oh, baby doesn't like to be tickled.

No, I don't. Oh, I'm so sorry. Hey. Did you fart Sure did. Did you child lock the windows Sure did. Uh. Tickle, tickle, tickle. Don't, it's not funny. It's not funny. Stop, that's not how I sound. That's not how I sound. Emmet, how was your day today It was like totally rad. I was like. That's not his voice. What are you talking about that is his voice. Do the right voice.

Fine. Man, it was so cool. Stop it. Do the right voice. Whoa, somebody's touchy. What are you doing Nothing, nothing. Oh, what a beautiful day. Put some clothes on, our neighbors are out there. What They can't see any of this. Put some pants on. Are you comfortable Not yet. Okay, okay. All right, yeah, that's. I get it, I get it. This is good. Oh, great. Hello. Hey, did you put a picture of me sleeping on Facebook.

Who is this What do you mean who is this I'm afraid you might have the wrong phone number, sir. They can't see this goodness. Yes, they can. I got that good good. I've got the good good. Happy anniversary. Happy anniversary. Can you believe we've been together 12 years Geez. Yeah, but we've really only been in love for like 10 years. What Yeah, well you know If you subtract all the times that like you've been annoying or I've been mad at you.

How Can I Get Pregnant With Irregular Periods

How can I get pregnant with irregular periods It can happen. The simplest solution is to arrange to have sex every night so that you don't lose an opportunity. My husband would love that offer, but I don't think that's my first choice. Go to Sam's Club or Costco and buy a few pounds of ovulation tests. Why so many Take the ovulation test every day unless you're having your period. Have sex every night the ovulation test says you are fertile. Sometimes the ovulation test never turns pink or says yes.

Then you may not be ovulating. That requires some extra help. What should I get There are medications that can stimulate egg release. You'll need to talk to an OBGYN about getting a prescription. What are my other options You might need to talk to your doctor about why you have irregular periods in the first place. If your thyroid is off, your periods are irregular but pregnancy is risky until it is under control. My periods No, your thyroid. Thyroid problems are as bad or worse than diabetes during pregnancy.

What else can cause irregular periods If your body is highly stressed, that can cause irregular periods. Whether the solution is meditation, dropping a few commitments, giving up overtime or ending your diet is less certain. I don't diet. I just eat healthy. If you often eat too few calories or eat an average diet but work out a lot, your body may be slipping into starvation mode. In that case, it shuts down your fertility because it thinks you're barely surviving. Does that mean I should sit on the couch and indulge my food fantasies.

What Its Like To Date A Med Student

Second rib. Third, third rib. T4 dermatome blonde girl Ok guys, jus Should I go I'm just practicing. He's got an exam tomorrow. A practical exam. Ned Date night! Let's do this, I got 10 minutes, here we go. You ready for your test Ned I am. girlfriend How's Dr. Frankenbaum being Hmm, Frankenbutthole, more like it. Mmhmm. I have a prescription for you, doctor's orders. Grey's Anatomy. Ned Aah, yes. Love it. Ned Give me a kiss.

Bye. girlfriend Good luck. Thank you. Hey Ned Could you come look at my poop Ned Yeah. Is this bad Ooh. If you became an OBGYN, do you think you'd deliver our baby Absolutely. Really No. Uch. That is abnormal stool. Hmm. Ned Hold on. camera clicks girlfriend Really, you took a picture I'll compare to my textbook. Hello. Ned What have we here What You smell. It was cadaver lab.

Uch! Oh. Oh, God. Yesterday I was dissecting a cadaver, and the head girlfriend Ned. girlfriend Ned. Ned The spleen Ned looked like a football. Nobody wants to hear about your cadavers at the dinner table. Well, Jade wants to hear about it. No, she doesn't. Your insurance claim has been denied. Oh my God. You're serious. What's your favorite internal organ Uch. Uuugh. I failed. You know, what are the cranial nerves again There's like an order.

What Right, the cranial nerves Cranial nerves Olfactory, optic, oculomotor. What is the nickname of the hot doctor in Grey's Anatomy McDreamy. Not that I watch it, because it is highly medically inaccurate. Glossopharyngeal, vagus, accessory, hypoglossal. See. Nailed it. Bet you didn't fail. Superior thyroid artery. You're doing that and eating pizza at the same time I, yes, I am. Ok. Phenelzine. SNRI. I think it's an MAOI. No, no way. Yes. Ned Ooh, oh my God.

My Pregnancy is Ruining My Marriage!

My pregnancy is ruining my marriage. What can I do Part of this depends on the stress it is causing. It's stressing me out, him out and our relationship. Are you stressed out that you aren't as attractive or feel bad Is he afraid he can't support a baby in addition to the two of you He hasn't said, exactly. One thought is that you shouldn't hold back on sexual contact while pregnant, since men associate that with love. Another thing you should do is a budget. I've heard it costs a quarter million dollars to raise a kid. How will we afford that.

Those numbers are way overblown. A large chunk of that cost is the assumption you'll get a much larger place to live and increase your housing costs, while the other is that you'll have a bigger car or transportation costs. No one ever mentioned that. What about the cost of college Worry about paying for the birth first. And diapers and wipes. That's $40 a week. You can pay for that if you stop ordering out as much pizza and have movie rentals at home instead of going out to the bar.

He likes to blow off steam. Find ways to relax at home that are together and cheaper. You'll improve the relationship and your budget. I worry about the baby driving him away. I hope you didn't have a baby in the hope it would make a rocky relationship stable or make a nervous guy stay, because if he thinks you did it to trap him, you've ruined two lives. No, there were times he said he wanted a kid eventually. Read parenting books aloud to him while he plays tutorial games or go over a budget together.

Weird Things All Couples Do

Light pizzicato music alarm buzzing hand smacking head It's your turn to make coffee. This is disgusting, taste it. Ugh, why did I taste that You want the rest Yeah, I'll take it. Woman And I know its not really mumbling I don't know, like, four years or something. Man Are you talking to me Woman And I was like. slapping both sigh Both singing I'm so Emmitt, you already know. rapping Who dat, who dat, Emmitt ah ah ah ah. Man Alright, I gotta go.

Door closes door opens Sorry, sorry. kisses Love you. Love you, too. Both singing Did Sweeney, did Sweeney Todd, the demon barber of fleet. street. Man I'll get the beers. Woman Great. But then, I was like. Just get out of the way so I can do my thing Yeah, but I wasn't gonna say that. What I actually said was Okay, I'll just, like, go over here. I know I shouldn't have said that. falsetto Ooh, look at me, I'm Elizabeth.

More Weird Things All Couples Fight About

What are you doing Drying my hands. Those are the decorative towels, you can't use them. Why Because they're decorative. Then why are they out Because they're decorative! That's literally the stupidest thing I've ever heard. That is disgusting, can you please go do it in the bathroom Why I don't wanna miss the dessert round. No, you do this all the time, and I am constantly finding pie I don't know where that went. How wonderful life is How wonderful life is.

Now you're in my world Now you're in the world My world! It's my world. No, no it is. No, it is the world. Close all the way. Close all the way. Close all the way. Isn't that nice Don't give him that, his stomach can't handle it, he'll get sick. Oh, he's a cat, he's fine. Wife Told you. Shut up. Did you take a Lactaid No. I'll be fine. Told ya. Shut up. You know where I saw this earlier.

The bathtub. Oh yeah, I needed to scrub it. Yeah, but I just found it in the sink. I needed to do dishes after. What It touched soap! If it touched soap that means it's clean. You can't just make up your own rules to suit you as we play the game. Well stop taking the fun out of it then. I'm not taking the fun out of it! What takes the fun out of it is when you cheat. Ahh! What's up You left the toilet seat up.

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