Weird Things All Couples Do

Light pizzicato music alarm buzzing hand smacking head It's your turn to make coffee. This is disgusting, taste it. Ugh, why did I taste that You want the rest Yeah, I'll take it. Woman And I know its not really mumbling I don't know, like, four years or something. Man Are you talking to me Woman And I was like. slapping both sigh Both singing I'm so Emmitt, you already know. rapping Who dat, who dat, Emmitt ah ah ah ah. Man Alright, I gotta go.

Door closes door opens Sorry, sorry. kisses Love you. Love you, too. Both singing Did Sweeney, did Sweeney Todd, the demon barber of fleet. street. Man I'll get the beers. Woman Great. But then, I was like. Just get out of the way so I can do my thing Yeah, but I wasn't gonna say that. What I actually said was Okay, I'll just, like, go over here. I know I shouldn't have said that. falsetto Ooh, look at me, I'm Elizabeth.

Weird Things All Couples Fight About

Cheery strings music play That's not how you fold the towels. It doesn't matter how you fold a towel. It does matter how you fold a towel. If you want it to fit in the closet, you have to roll it. loud crunch Oh my God could you chew any louder louder crunch This goes on here. It takes two seconds. Well.Then the next person who comes in will do it. That's not the point. Hey did you throw away my left overs No. I coulda swo ohh you bitch. What did you call me.

Nothing. The toilet paper goes over. It's printed that way so you could see it. No. The toilet paper goes under so that the cats don't get at it. That makes no sense. What do you want to get for dinner I don't really care. The just pick something. You choose. Told ya! Shut up. I don't see why I have to put the utensils face down Because when they're sticking up like that, if someone trips and falls, they're going to impail themselves and die. That's literally the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

I'm not playing this game where I list every single thing and you shoot it all down. I'm not doing this again. Well then I don't know what to tell you. Oh my gosh watch this! This is the best line. Did you watch this without me You weren't home! mug clanks Seriously! 6 more inches and it's in the sink. Well then put it in 6 more inches. heavy sigh Get it I get it. Anything will be fine. Fine. Fine! Alright! We're gonna get. pizza It's food. Anything but pizza. phone slams on table.

What do you wanna eat That is Bill Paxton! It is Bill Pullman. Bill Paxton was in Aliens.That is Bill Paxton. That is him. Game over, man. That is that man right there. Why am I gonna put them away I'm wearing them tomorrow morning. I don't care if you're wearing them tomorrow morning. I don't want them just sitting by my side of the bed all night. Why do you do this! You squeeze from the bottom. The next person doesn't have to squeeze then. It's toothpaste. It's not like it's hard to squeeze it from a new area on the tube.

Why are we fighting about this Why are we fighting about this Why are we fighting about this!. I'm sorry. I shouldn't have. made you make the decision. With that being said, I think your original call of pizza is fine. Just no pepperoni. cheery strings music What do you want on it then Anything other than pepperoni. Oh my God! I'm going to murder you and when the pizza guy gets here, he's going to help me bury your body and then we're going to get married. No, he won't 'cause he'll probably be like Yeah I feel you, bro..

When Youre Single AF

Sign creaking lively music phone vibrating lively music Hey what's up Hey. I got you these. Oh, why lively music I wrote you a poem. laughing Oh god, you're serious. lively music You look really beautiful tonight. TThank you. And you, you have a polite face. That was awesome. Hell yeah it was. Up top. I'm really having fun with you. I am. I want you to be my girlfriend. I don't want to, I don't lively music Let's like brush our teeth first.

NETRU ILLATHA MAATRAM TEASER TAMIL SHORT FILM ROMANTIC COMEDY with english subtitles

Neighbour Wow, Early Morning itself, wearing coolers and shorts, you're happily chilling out , in your wife's money One should be lucky enough, to have a Life like you You're Living your life KING size, mate !! Danny I have to bare embaressment from this fellow and all Shit Nikki The one who is able to earn and support his girl, is only considered a Real Man Jeni Job, Salary and gettled settled are the usual expectations of a girl right Danny You married me, only after loving me right.

Did anyone force you to marry me If you want only a man who earns well, Go off with someone like that Please leave me alone Jeni Actually, the mistake is only on your side If you link your wife's name with someone else It's natural for a girl to get furious on you Nikki Please, don't ever try speak with me again Just get lost !! Vicky We come back home only, for relaxing after stress with work, But, why speaking about financial problems even then Once we come back home.

Weird Things Couples Do To Get Pregnant

Intensely sighs What are you watching That tire commercial. Oh the one with the cute baby Why, you want a baby now or something Are you serious I'm serious. I'm being serious. Man Yeah so am I. Okay so according to my calculations, if we have a baby, we won't be able to eat or go on vacation ever again. Okay. We're also going to have to cancel cable. What! No I'm out. Hey, hot stuff, wanna make a baby cheers with excitement.

Why do you have leave your pee glasses everywhere It's for my ovulation test. Yeah, but these are our drinking glasses. I clean them out. Ugh. Nope. Hey, sweetie. It's time, I'm ovulating. Alright, I'll just make it quick. It's overtime. Alright. They have like lobster stuff, It was pretty cool. They have samples of lobster Well it was like an imitation lobster. Was it good Eh, it was Costco lobster. What are you doing I'm keeping 'em from falling out.

Nope. Okay. I'm taking off. Alright babe, love you. Love you too. Don't jerk off. I'm not going to jerk off. It lowers your sperm count, don't jerk off. I know. Bye. Bye. Tell me to not to jerk off. door opens Forgot my phone. Are you kidding me I've been gone like 25 seconds. Come on. It's the dessert round. It's got to be now. Ugh. Really helping to set the mood here dude. phone chimes You're playing Candy Crush.

Weird Advice Pregnant Couples Get

Nice day. Hey! You guys expecting Yeah. Oh, well can I give you some advice Can I give you some advice Can I give you some advice Can I give you some advice Sure. I can tell you're having a girl. You're carrying very high. I can tell you're having a boy 'cause you're carrying so high. Actually, you shouldn't be eating lemons. Yeah, they make your baby hairy. This one came out looking like a wookie. What, she did!.

Do you wear pee pads No. Well you should, because you're gonna be peeing your pants lot. If you have a csection make sure that you close your eyes because the doctor just scoops out you organs and puts them on the table next to you. Wait, what You take the placenta and you boil it down into pills. I did that after my second was born. It cured my anemia. Very salty, though. You know what they say, is if you have like a glass and a half of wine a day,.

It's actually okay. Now, you dip this thumb in iodine, you might get by without the orthodonture. But it won't knock a thing off the university. Are you preregistered for a preschool Are we Well, you gotta do that. You know what's great as lip balm Nipple cream. Oh, it's so moisturizing. Oof. Ooh, I know what that pain is. Someone gave you ojo, the evil eye. Do you have an egg with you No. We need to rub an egg on your belly and say a prayer.

Gotta save the baby. It's not a thing. No, that's a thing. Ooh! Oh, no, no, sweetheart. Don't lift your arms too high over your head. Yeah, the umbilical cord will wrap around the baby's neck and strangle it. What Yeah. Yes. You really shouldn't eat sugar. it can make the baby hyperactive. Should she be eating sugar Um, where did you get cake Oh, and don't get an epiural, 'cause you can't feel you're pushing too hard and then.

You'll just tear your taint right up to your asshole. Cute! And you're not still living with your cats, are you Oh, no, you gotta get rid of 'em. Cat litter's poison, and they'll steal the baby's breath! laughs No, we don't want kids. No, we don't. We're trying to reduce our carbon footprint. A baby has a carbon footprint of 25,000 plastic bags. laughs Oh, you're serious. You're not having sex while you're pregnant, are you That's kinda private. You'll poke the baby right in the face.

I don't think that physically it's possible. Yep, you'll poke the baby right in the face, and then for the rest of their life they'll have a fear of penises. Oh my gosh, and there's only like one good preschool, and I don't even know what it is! Have you done your research I don't know what it is. Oh no, this kid is doomed. We are gonna screw this kid up. No, we're not. Yes, we are. Because everyone has something different to say,.

And the first person contradicts the second person, and I don't know who to listen to. That's the point. What Listen, there's no one right way to have a baby. All we can do is listen to our doctor and then decide what we think is right. You're right, you're right. You guys expecting Mmhm, yeah. Can we give you some advice I had twins. Ooh! Ruined my body. Oh. I'll never take a bowel movement the same way again.

George Clooneys Wedding

SOMETHING BIG HAPPENED OVER THE WEEKEND, SOMETHING THAT AFFECTS EVERYBODY ALL OVER THE WORLD. GEORGE CLOONEY GOT MARRIED. cheers and applause laughter ALL OF THE MOST ELIGIBLE BACHELORS ARE GETTING MARRIED. BRAD PITT, ADAM LEVINE, GEORGE CLOONEY, AND NOW IT APPEARS THE MOST ELIGIBLE BACHELOR IS THIS GUY. laughter CONGRATULATIONS. CONGRATULATIONS, SIR. IT WAS EXCITING. ALL THE PAPARAZZI WERE IN ITALY, SO IT WAS GREAT TO BE IN L.A. I COULD DRIVE AROUND WITH MY TOP DOWN. WELL, NOT MY TOP. MY BLOUSE. laughter THE WEDDING WAS SATURDAY. IT WAS IN VENICE.

AND OF COURSE, BEFORE THE WEDDING, GEORGE THREW A BIG BACHELOR PARTY. IT ENDED LATE FRIDAY NIGHT. IT STARTED IN 1982. laughter THAT'S HOW LONG IT'S BEEN. cheers and applause OH, THANK YOU. THANK YOU. mouthing words I AM VERY HAPPY FOR GEORGE AND HIS WIFE, AMAL. AND I HEARD THE CEREMONY WAS BEAUTIFUL. TONS OF CELEBRITIES WERE THERE. AND SINCE EVERYONE'S INTERESTED, I SENT MY REPORTER JAMIE ALL THE WAY TO VENICE TO COVER THE CELEBRATION. SHE LEFT LAST WEEK. SHE LEFT WEDNESDAY. LET'S SEE IF WE CAN GET A HOLD OF HER.

JAMIE HI, JAMIE. HELLO, ELLEN. HI. HI, JAMIE. I'M JAMIE RIVIERA, REPORTING LIVE FROM THE CLOONEY WEDDING. OKAY, TELL US WHAT'S HAPPENED SO FAR. OVER THE WEEKEND, GEORGE CLOONEY EXCHANGED VOWS WITH HIS NEW WIFE, AMAL AMANABOOBOO. I DON'T THINK THAT'S HER NAME. I MEAN AMANDA MALIBUMANDAMATADANA. IT'S CLOSE ENOUGH. WHAT HAVE YOU SEEN SO FAR THERE HAVE BEEN SO MANY INTERESTING PEOPLE HERE. I'VE SEEN BODYBUILDERS, MARIJUANA DOCTORS, A GUY WITH A FACE TATTOO. THERE WAS EVEN A PARROT RIDING A SKATEBOARD.

WHO ELSE HAVE YOU SEEN OH, I'VE SEEN SO MANY CELEBRITIES. ELMO, SPONGEBOB, DARTH VADER. I'D SHOW YOU A PICTURE, BUT THEY ALL WANTED $5. laughter JAMIE. applause JAMIE, I THINK YOU'RE NOT IN VENICE. YOU'RE AT VENICE BEACH IN CALIFORNIA. HATS! BEAUTIFUL VENICE. IT'S BEAUTIFUL. YEAH. THE WEDDING WAS IN VENICE, ITALY. OH. WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING YOU LEFT LAST WEDNESDAY. TRAFFIC WAS TERRIBLE. I JUST GOT HERE. OW! OKAY, JAMIE. WAIT. GEORGE CLOONEY'S NOT HERE, BUT IF YOU LOOK BEHIND ME,.

Financial Planning for Beginners How to Share Expenses in a Marriage

Bringing home the bacon and paying the bills. So, once you're married who pays what. Well, this is a question that many couples grapple with. Let's say that one spouse is earning a hundred thousand dollars a year and the other spouse is earning fifty, should the bills be spent fiftyfifty Well, one option to resolve this is to sit down with your spouse what the expectations are of paying the bills every month. It might make sense for the person earning a hundred thousand dollars to pay seventy percent of the expenses and the person.

Earning fifty thousand dollars to pay the remaining thirty percent. If that doesn't work, work out a plan that's fair for both of you so that you're both contributing but you both have extra money leftover. So much information, so little time. Well, we're about wrapped up here, thank you for joining us and I hope you found this series of segments to be informative. So much information, so little time. We're about wrapped up here, thanks for tuning in to Expert Village, I hope that you found this series of segments.

Advice and Couples Counselling Tip 2 Psychology Mayfair Harley Street

Better problemsolving skills. So one thing that you can do as a couple is to list all the solutions that you can think of towards your problem and try to think what is the best solution that provides the most amount benefit for us as a couple and try to use that. So the key really is not who came up with the best idea or try to blame each other for the wrong idea but to find a better, more effective way of developing your relationship and to solve your issues.

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