Key Peele Auction Block
ALL RIGHT, Y'ALL GATHER ROUND. GATHER ROUND. WELCOME, GENTLEMEN. WHAT A BEAUTIFUL AND BLESSED DAY FOR AN AUCTION. ALL RIGHT, Y'ALL, GET ON UP THERE. PUT THAT WHIP DOWN AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS, THOUGH. STRAIGHT UP. I DON'T CARE WHAT PLANTATION I END UP ON. I'M STRAIGHT STAGING A REVOLT IN THIS MOTHERbleep. HELLS YEAH. WE HAVE LOT A, LOT B, AND LOT C. UH, $3 ON LOT A. $4. 5! $5 GOING ONCE, TWICE, THREE TIMES, SOLD. LOT A GOES TO THE MAN IN THE BLACK HAT.
I MEAN, GOOD. YEAH. chuckles I'M GLAD I DIDN'T GET SOLD, 'CAUSE I DON'T WANT TO BE OWNED BY ANOTHER HUMAN BEING. WHOEVER BUYS ME, THEY BETTER KILL ME THE FIRST DAY, OR I'MA GO BUCKWILD ON THE WHOLE OPERATION. OKAAY NEXT ONE, GET UP ON UP THERE, NOW. OH, THISOKAY. both inhale $6 ON LOT A. $7! EIGHT. 9! $9 GOING ONCE, TWICE, THREE TIMES, SOLD! both exhale OKAY, WELL, YOU HAVE TO BUY THAT DUDE. IT'S A NOBRAINER. I MEAN, THAT GUY'S HUGE.
A MASSIVE INDIVIDUAL. THAT'S TWO OF ME. ANYBODY WOULD BUY HIM. I'D BUY THAT DUDE. MY QUESTION IS HOW'D THEY CATCH HIM NEXT! OKAY. OH, YEAH. YEAH. $2 ON LOT A. $2 GOING ONCE, TWICE, THREE TIMES, SOLD. SEE, NOW, THAT SURPRISES ME. THAT IS INTERESTING, TO SAY THE LEAST. I MEAN, WELL, IT JUST SEEMS LIKE AT A CERTAIN POINT, IT'S LIKE, DO THEY EVEN KNOW WHAT THEY'RE LOOKING FOR IT'S LIKE THE WHOLE CRITERIA SEEMS JUST A LITTLE INCONSISTENT.
I MEAN, AT SOME POINT, I WANT TO BE ON LOT A. YEAH, WHICH CAN A BROTHA GET ON LOT A NEXT. OH, HERE WE GO. HERE WE GO. BEEN A PLEASURE. GIVE 'EM HELL. ALL RIGHT. OKAY. $8 ON LOT A. GOING ONCE, TWICE, THREE TIMES, SOLD! HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN NOPE, NOT TRUE. HOW DOES IT HAPPEN WHAT YOU JUST SAID THAT'S GOBBLEDYGOOK. OKAY THAT CAN'T BE TRUE. 'CAUSE WHAT CAN THIS DUDE DO.
LOOK AT HIM. WHAT COULD HE PICK A COTTON PLANT IS, LIKE, THIS TALL. YES. I'M SAY NO OFFENSE, BROTHA, I'M JUST SAYING. OFFENSE TAKEN. WHAgasps AM I WRONG IS HE NOT SHORT HE'S SHORT. BUT YOU ARE ACTUALLY SHORT IN REAL LIFE, IN THE WORLD. YOU'RE GOOD, MAN. ENOUGH. I WILL NOT HAVE MY REPUTATION TAINTED, SELLIN' SUPERFICIAL, BIGOTED SLAVES. SUPERFICIAL DID THAT REALLY JUST COME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH THAT'S IT! THIS AUCTION'S OVER! AUCTION'S OVER WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
NO, IT'SIT AIN'T OVER. IT'S NOT OVER! I'M STRONG, Y'ALL! I'M VERY STR I CAN SLEEP IN A BUCKET. I'M FAST, I GOT STAMINA, AND I KNOW MAGIC. MY WORST QUALITY IS THAT I'M A PERFECTIONIST. LET ME MEN HAVE I MENTIONED THIS DOCILE. I AM AGREEABLE TO A FAULT. YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE DUDE WHO ASKED ME TO GET ON THE BOAT WHEN WE CAME OVER HERE. NOT A VIOLENT BONE IN MY BODY. I JUST WALKED RIGHT ON, NO BIG DEAL. NEVER SEEN A BOAT IN MY LIFE.
Key Peele Yo Mama Has Health Problems
Gtgt MR. LEWIS gtgt THANK YOU FOR COMING IN WITH YOUR ASSOCIATES. I KNOW THIS IS HARD TO HEAR BUT WE NEED TO MAKE SOME SERIOUS DECISIONS ABOUT YOUR MOTHER'S HEALTH. LET'S BE HONEST, SHE IS GETTING ON IN YEARS. gtgt OH, THAT. OKAY, I SEE HOW IT IS. I SEE HOW IT IS. WELL YOUR MAMA SO OLD HER LAST NAME IS OSAURUS. gtgt NO, IT WASN'T AN INSULT. I'M JUST SAYING YOUR MOTHER'S CONDITION IS DETERIORATING. gtgt OKAY, THAT'S A COLD ONE. I SEE HOW IT IS. OKAY, YOUR MAMA SO OLD IN HER.
HISTORY CLASS THEY JUST WROTE DOWN WHAT THEY WERE DOING. LAUGHTER gtgt MR. LEWIS, THIS ISN'T AN INSULT CONTEST. NOT ONLY YOUR MOTHER ELDERLY BUT ALSO HER ABILITY TO WALK IS CURRENTLY BEING AFFECT WILL BY HER WEIGHT. gtgt OH, SEE, OKAY. IT JUST GOT REAL. gtgt NO, I'M NOT INSULTING HER I'M TRYING TO TELL YOU gtgt YOUR MAMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE GO TO THE MOVIE THEATRE THEY MOVE OUT OF HER WAY. LAUGHTER gtgt YOUR MOTHER NEEDS TO MANAGE HER WEIGHT OR THERE CAN BE SOME.
REAL PROBLEMS. gtgt OH, OKAY. ALL RIGHT, YEAH, YEAH. YOUR MA IS SO FAT SHE NEEDS A LOT LATITUDE AND LONGITUDE. gtgt WE ARE TALKING ABOUT A WOMAN WHO TOOK CARE OF HER AT LEAST YOU CAN TAKE OF HER IN HER OLD AGE AND TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY. gtgt I'M SORRY. gtgt I'M SORRY I LOST MY TEMPER. gtgt NO, REALLY, DOCTOR, I GUESS I WAS JUST JOKING AROUND BECAUSE I KNOW HER CONDITION IS REALLY SERIOUS AND I DON'T KNOW I GUESS HUMOR IS THE ONLY WAY I CAN REALLY DEAL WITH IT.
Key Peele Office Homophobe
Rhythmic bass beat, sensual moans LATRELL WHAT'S UP, BABY GIRL CAN YOU PLEASE TURN THAT OFF WHY, YOU DON'T LIKE MY MUSIC IS IT MUSIC BECAUSE IT SOUNDS LIKE A BUNCH OF SEX NOISES OVER A BASS LINE. OH. I GET IT. YOU DON'T LIKE MY MUSIC 'CAUSE I'M GAY. YOU CAN'T HANDLE A GAY MAN'S MUSIC. NO, NO, NO. IT'SI'M TRYING TO WORK HERE, AND THAT MUSIC IS WEIRDLY SEXUAL. OH, I SEE. SO MY SEXUALITY IS WEIRD. YOU JUST CAN'T FATHOM A MAN BEING ATTRACTED.
TO ANOTHER MAN. I CAN FATHOM IT. IT'S CAN YOU JUST PLEASE LISTEN TO SOME OTHER GAY MUSIC, LIKE BARBRA STREISAND OR SOMETHING OH, I SEE, I SEE. OKAY. SO LISTENING TO BARBRA STREISAND IS GAY. STEREOTYPE MUCH keys clacking SO YOU SEEING ANYBODY LATELY YEAH, II MEAN, KIND OF. I THINK 'CAUSE I GOT IT GOOD LAST NIGHT. OH, IT WAS LIKE, DAMN! I MEAN, MY MAN WAS LIKE, BLOP! LIKE, HE HAD A BABY ARM HOLDING ON TO A APPLE. AW, DON'T CALL IT A BABY ARM.
AW. I SEE. SO YOU CAN'T HANDLE HEARING ABOUT HOW I'M GAY. I'M SORRY. YOU JUST REFERRED TO YOUR BOYFRIEND'S PENIS AS A BABY'S ARM HOLDING AN APPLE. WELL, THAT'S WHAT IT LOOKED LIKE. AND IT'S NOT MY BOYFRIEND, BY THE WAY. AND ANYWHATS, YOU'RE HOMOPHOBIC. NO, NO, NO. THAT'S NOT HOMOPHOBIC, OKAY YOU'RE EXPLICITLY TALKING ABOUT SEXUAL THINGS IN THE WORKPLACE. FINE. THERE'S PLENTY OF STUFF THAT WE CAN TALK ABOUT. YOU KNOW, UH, MY PENIS CUP, MY SCROTUM COZIES THAT I HAVE BEEN KNITTING RECENTLY.
OH, WITH THESE KNITTING NEEDLES THAT I HAVE JUST NOTICED LOOK LIKE LITTLE, SKINNY, PURPLE PENISES, ET CETERA AND ET CETERA. OH, MY GOD. CAN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE, AND THEN YOU TELL ME IF IT'S GOOD FOR FACEBOOK OKAY, I'M FAIRLY CERTAIN YOU'RE GOING TO SHOW ME SOMETHING OVERTLY SEXUAL. DON'T YOU PREJUDGE ME! HERE IT IS. AGH! bleep! THAT'S A CLOSEUP OF AN ANUS. OH, NO, THAT'S NOTltigt ANltigt ANUS. THAT'S MY ANUS, BABY GIRL. THAT'S DISGUSTING. OH, I SEE.
SO YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE A CLOSEUP PICTURE OF MY ANUS 'CAUSE YOU HATE GUY MEN. NO. I DON'T WANT TO LOOK AT A CLOSEUP PICTURE OF ANYONE'S ANUS. HOMOPHOBE. HOMOPHOBE. THERE'S A HOMOPHOBE RIGHT HERE. HO blows whistle HOMOPHOBE ALERT! highpitched voice HOMOPHOBE! imitating siren wailing HEY. HEY, BABY. HOW'S IT GOING GOOD. READY TO GO TO LUNCH YEAH. UH, LATRELL, THIS IS GAVIN. GAVIN, THIS IS LATRELL. THIS IS MY BOYFRIEND. HOW YOU DOING I'MI'M I'M DOING VERY WELL. HOWHOW ARE YOU DOING, GAVINGAVIN.
13 Weird Things Former Dancers Do
Rhythmic music cracking sigh Man Oh my god, are you OK Woman Yeah. We should call a doctor. No, I'm fine. My knee's back in place now. rhythmic music Good, this is amazing. Oh. You want to learn this dance No. Learn this dance with me. Why do you always want to learn the dances It's just, it's a cool tutorial. We can totally do that. You, me, together, done. rhythmic music Voiceover Let's go across the floor. Let's go across the floor. Let's go across the floor.
Remarriage after Retirement
Welcome to the Office of Personnel Management's retirement information and service website. This life events tutorial is designed to give you and your family important information about how you can manage your retirement benefits and what you can do when life events occur. Did you know if you marry after you retire you can elect a survivor annuity andor health benefits coverage for your new spouse You may also want to consider updating the amount of federal and state tax you are withholding from your monthly annuity payment. Thanks for visiting the retirement information and.
Services website. Visit us often for important information that will keep you in the know. Be sure to report changes and life events that may affect your annuity. Reporting these events will help ensure your monthly annuity amount is accurate. Notify OPM of these events in a timely manner will help prevent both overpayments and underpayments to your account. Overpayments can result in you owing a debt for which we will have to collect. These things will help us help you enjoy the carefree and problem free retirement that you worked for.
Mother And Son Smoke Weed Together For The First Time
My mind, is like, thinking way more faster than I am. giggling Are you are just talking all kinds of strange shit electronic music Did I think that I would actually be sitting here one day with one of my kids getting ready to get high No! I did. Pot wasn't really something I did a lot. That really wasn't my thing when I was younger. On occasion here and there, and then I got cancer. Started getting treatments that really made me sick to my stomach.
So I started getting it directly from the doctor. And now they have me on cannabis oil so that's kinda fun too. I was kinda surprised when I found out you smoked pot. Thought it wasn't your thing No it wasn't for a long time but then, one day it was. It gives me a lot less, a lot less problems than, like, I dunno, getting hammered. The worst I do when I am high is I'm like, Alright, let's watch something on TV. funk music I gotta say, it is kinda weird to be loading.
A bong for my mom. giggles Are you gonna burn my eyebrows No, I'm not gonna burn your eyebrows. Start inhaling. Illie Wee! Maybe you could do a little bit more. Illie Why Metabolism does come into play here. What do you mean Like slow metabolism, fast metabolism. Mine's slow. Right, so it's gonna take a little bit longer to hit ya. Oh. giggling What are you doing Jesus! I just bounced 20 feet ahead of you. both giggling.
Now I'm gonna be like RoboCop. This is so fucking weird. You're just such a good boy! Just so you know, back in the 90's, he actually created the first flip phone. No, I did not. You did. No, I didn't! You created that first design. It was paper. I know. giggling I know. But you had the vision. both laughing What Oh, hell yeah. As far as I'm concerned, I can sit here for the next few hours and just kick back.
Key Peele Cute Puppies
WHEN SHE DOES TALK, LIKE, YOU'RE LISTENING. , OH, MY GOD. LAST TIME, I WAS LIKE, WHO ARE YOU YOU'RE BRILLIANT. I KNOW. gasps OH, MY GOD! gasps OH, MY GOD. both OH, MY GOD! AMY, LOOK AT THAT ONE! OH, MEGAN! HE IS SO CUTE. THAT IS THE CUTEST FING PUPPY I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. OH, MY GOD, I'M JUST GONNA TAKE HIM, AND I JUST WANNA BITE HIS LITTLE EARS OFF. I JUST WANNA TAKE HIS LITTLE LEGS,.
AND I COULD SNACK ON 'EM LIKE CHICKEN DRUMETTES. YEAH, I JUST WANNA TAKE HIS FUZZY LITTLE PERFECT HEAD. I WANNA PUT IT IN MY MOUTH AND SQUEEZE DOWN ON IT HARD UNTIL I HAVE A PUPPY FACE DIAMOND IN MY MOUTH. MM, I FEEL LIKE I HAVE TO WRAP HIS FACE IN A TOWEL AND THEN BEAT IT WITH A TIRE IRON. I'M GOING TO BUY THAT DOG, I'M GOING DRIVE HIM TO THE VET, AND I'M GOING TO HAVE HIM PUT DOWN IMMEDIATELY. gasps OH, MY GOD.
YOU WHAT I'M GONNA HAVE TO DO WHAT I'M GONNA HAVE TO TAKE THAT SCRUFFY LITTLE NOSE. YES. AND JUST KICK IT. I JUST HAVE TO YES. I WOULD KICK IT UNTIL IT COMES UP ON MY SHOES LIKE LITTLE PUPPY SNOUT SLIPPERS. AND THEN I'M GONNA GO TO A PARTY AND EVERYONE'S LIKE, OH, MY GOD, WHERE'D YOU GET THOSE SLIPPERS I'LL BE LIKE, THESE ARE MY FACE SLIPPERS FROM MY ADORABLE, DUMB LITTLE PUPPY. THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY!.
ESP! OH, MY GOD, I JUST WANNA TAKE HIS HEAD. I WANNA PEEL THE SKIN OFF OF HIS SKULL. I KNOW WHERE YOU'RE GOING. I WANNA JUST START THROWING IT UP LIKE PIZZA DOUGH. UNTIL IT'S LONG, FLAT, AND ROUND. I WANNA TAKE IT TO A PICNIC AND TOSS IT AROUND LIKE A FRISBEE AT A PUPPYFACEFRISBEE PICNIC! LET'S GET HIM! YEAH! SO CUTE. SO CUTE. OH, MY GOD, IS IT ME, OR IS IT LIKE TOTALLY MOSQUITOY OUT HERE OH, MY GOD, REMEMBER THIS ONE.
Key Peele Dueling Hats
IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS ltigtTHE FAMILY CIRCUSltigt BETTER THAN ltigtDILBERTltigt FOR INSTANCEOH. YO, WHAT'S UP, MAN HOW YOU. BEEN OH, YOU KNOW, CUZ. KEEPIN' IT STRAIGHT. suspenseful percussive music YOU KNOW. ALL RIGHT, COOL. WELL, I GUESS I'LL CHECK YOU LATER. ALL RIGHT, DOG. WHAT YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN WAS ltigtRAIN PEOPLE,ltigt WITH JAMES CAAN AND SHIRLEY KNIGHT. YO. UH, WHAT'S UP, MAN laughs suspenseful percussive music YOU GOT SOMETHING TO SAY YEAH, MAN, UM. HOW'S DENISE OH, YEAH, DENISE. SHE GOOD, SHE GOOD, SHE GOOD.
ANYWAY, GUESS I'LL CATCH YOU ON THE FLIP. YEAH, DOG, YEAH. AIN'T NO THING. COME ON, STICK IT. I'M IN THERE, DOG. COME ON. NO, I'M IN THERE, DOG. I'M IN THERE. TUCK IT. I'M IN THERE. TUCK IT. I'M TUCKIN' IT IN, BROTHER. I'M IN THERE, DOG. I'M IN THERE, DOG. I'M IN THERE, DOG. YOU KNOW. ALL RIGHT. suspenseful percussive music OH. HUH, ANYWAY, YOU KNOW, YOU GOTTA COME REAL, COME CORRECT, WHEN YOU COMING AT ALL, YOU KNOW.
CM Punk Im never Ever Going Back To WWE
CM Punk Im never Ever Going Back To WWE,.twitterChrisVanVliet CM Punk chats with Chris Van Vliet from CBS19 on the red carpet at the AP Music Awards at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in..
How To Avoid Divorce After Retirement? - Save Your Marriage After Retirement!.retirementtransformationblog presents simple tips on how to save your marriage after retirement or how to avoid divorce after retirement. Get the tips..
How Will Our Marriage Change After Retirement?.Linda Miles explores the impact of retirement on your marriage..
Sachin Tendulkar To NDTV On Life After Retirement.Sachin Tendulkar, who retired from cricket after playing his 200th and final Test on Saturday, speaks exclusively to NDTV about life after cricket. Read more..
What Really Matters At The End Of Life | BJ Miller | TED Talks.At the end of our lives, what do we most wish for For many, its simply comfort, respect, love. BJ Miller is a palliative care physician who thinks deeply about how..
Love And Marriage At The Retirement Home: A Valentine's Story.Seniors Mary Ann and Don Ainesworth werent looking to be married again, but after bonding in their retirement community over departed spouses, their..
More Than 7.5 Million Unmarried Couples Living Together In Retirement
More Than 7.5 Million Unmarried Couples Living Together In Retirement,.shahriar By Sharon Epperson and Karina Frayter, CNBC More than 7.5 million couples live together without..
Pornstars Without Makeup! 'Updated-2014'' (Must See).Lol! i always thought that Pornstars are the most beautiful women in the world but after i saw them without makeup..
Key &Peele - Auction Block.Everyone bids on the slaves for sale at Lot A, much to the chagrin of the guys on Lot B and Lot C. Season 5 Premieres July 8. The Comedy Central app has full..
Problems Marrying Japanese Women.Problems Marrying Japanese Women KINDLE BOOK .successwithwomenwanttomeetasianwomen Problems Marrying Japanese..
Dolph Ziggler Admits He Still Has Feelings For Nikki Bella: Total Divas, September 29, 2015.Dolph Ziggler tells Nikki Bella he could fulfill her dreams of marriage and children. More ACTION on WWE NETWORK MobQRl..
Jon Stewart &Stephen Colbert Crash Conan NYC.Watch CONAN teamcocotutorial Nice to see these guys in the audience, but dont they have shows to do.
IRS Tax Problem Service - Orlando Help Center - Retired IRS Agent.Website.TaxProblemService Call us for a free consultation, Hablamos Espanol. 8664191040 Our team of retired IRS Agents and Enrolled..