Key Peele Auction Block

ALL RIGHT, Y'ALL GATHER ROUND. GATHER ROUND. WELCOME, GENTLEMEN. WHAT A BEAUTIFUL AND BLESSED DAY FOR AN AUCTION. ALL RIGHT, Y'ALL, GET ON UP THERE. PUT THAT WHIP DOWN AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS, THOUGH. STRAIGHT UP. I DON'T CARE WHAT PLANTATION I END UP ON. I'M STRAIGHT STAGING A REVOLT IN THIS MOTHERbleep. HELLS YEAH. WE HAVE LOT A, LOT B, AND LOT C. UH, $3 ON LOT A. $4. 5! $5 GOING ONCE, TWICE, THREE TIMES, SOLD. LOT A GOES TO THE MAN IN THE BLACK HAT.

I MEAN, GOOD. YEAH. chuckles I'M GLAD I DIDN'T GET SOLD, 'CAUSE I DON'T WANT TO BE OWNED BY ANOTHER HUMAN BEING. WHOEVER BUYS ME, THEY BETTER KILL ME THE FIRST DAY, OR I'MA GO BUCKWILD ON THE WHOLE OPERATION. OKAAY NEXT ONE, GET UP ON UP THERE, NOW. OH, THISOKAY. both inhale $6 ON LOT A. $7! EIGHT. 9! $9 GOING ONCE, TWICE, THREE TIMES, SOLD! both exhale OKAY, WELL, YOU HAVE TO BUY THAT DUDE. IT'S A NOBRAINER. I MEAN, THAT GUY'S HUGE.

A MASSIVE INDIVIDUAL. THAT'S TWO OF ME. ANYBODY WOULD BUY HIM. I'D BUY THAT DUDE. MY QUESTION IS HOW'D THEY CATCH HIM NEXT! OKAY. OH, YEAH. YEAH. $2 ON LOT A. $2 GOING ONCE, TWICE, THREE TIMES, SOLD. SEE, NOW, THAT SURPRISES ME. THAT IS INTERESTING, TO SAY THE LEAST. I MEAN, WELL, IT JUST SEEMS LIKE AT A CERTAIN POINT, IT'S LIKE, DO THEY EVEN KNOW WHAT THEY'RE LOOKING FOR IT'S LIKE THE WHOLE CRITERIA SEEMS JUST A LITTLE INCONSISTENT.

I MEAN, AT SOME POINT, I WANT TO BE ON LOT A. YEAH, WHICH CAN A BROTHA GET ON LOT A NEXT. OH, HERE WE GO. HERE WE GO. BEEN A PLEASURE. GIVE 'EM HELL. ALL RIGHT. OKAY. $8 ON LOT A. GOING ONCE, TWICE, THREE TIMES, SOLD! HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN NOPE, NOT TRUE. HOW DOES IT HAPPEN WHAT YOU JUST SAID THAT'S GOBBLEDYGOOK. OKAY THAT CAN'T BE TRUE. 'CAUSE WHAT CAN THIS DUDE DO.

LOOK AT HIM. WHAT COULD HE PICK A COTTON PLANT IS, LIKE, THIS TALL. YES. I'M SAY NO OFFENSE, BROTHA, I'M JUST SAYING. OFFENSE TAKEN. WHAgasps AM I WRONG IS HE NOT SHORT HE'S SHORT. BUT YOU ARE ACTUALLY SHORT IN REAL LIFE, IN THE WORLD. YOU'RE GOOD, MAN. ENOUGH. I WILL NOT HAVE MY REPUTATION TAINTED, SELLIN' SUPERFICIAL, BIGOTED SLAVES. SUPERFICIAL DID THAT REALLY JUST COME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH THAT'S IT! THIS AUCTION'S OVER! AUCTION'S OVER WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

NO, IT'SIT AIN'T OVER. IT'S NOT OVER! I'M STRONG, Y'ALL! I'M VERY STR I CAN SLEEP IN A BUCKET. I'M FAST, I GOT STAMINA, AND I KNOW MAGIC. MY WORST QUALITY IS THAT I'M A PERFECTIONIST. LET ME MEN HAVE I MENTIONED THIS DOCILE. I AM AGREEABLE TO A FAULT. YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE DUDE WHO ASKED ME TO GET ON THE BOAT WHEN WE CAME OVER HERE. NOT A VIOLENT BONE IN MY BODY. I JUST WALKED RIGHT ON, NO BIG DEAL. NEVER SEEN A BOAT IN MY LIFE.

Key Peele Office Homophobe

Rhythmic bass beat, sensual moans LATRELL WHAT'S UP, BABY GIRL CAN YOU PLEASE TURN THAT OFF WHY, YOU DON'T LIKE MY MUSIC IS IT MUSIC BECAUSE IT SOUNDS LIKE A BUNCH OF SEX NOISES OVER A BASS LINE. OH. I GET IT. YOU DON'T LIKE MY MUSIC 'CAUSE I'M GAY. YOU CAN'T HANDLE A GAY MAN'S MUSIC. NO, NO, NO. IT'SI'M TRYING TO WORK HERE, AND THAT MUSIC IS WEIRDLY SEXUAL. OH, I SEE. SO MY SEXUALITY IS WEIRD. YOU JUST CAN'T FATHOM A MAN BEING ATTRACTED.

TO ANOTHER MAN. I CAN FATHOM IT. IT'S CAN YOU JUST PLEASE LISTEN TO SOME OTHER GAY MUSIC, LIKE BARBRA STREISAND OR SOMETHING OH, I SEE, I SEE. OKAY. SO LISTENING TO BARBRA STREISAND IS GAY. STEREOTYPE MUCH keys clacking SO YOU SEEING ANYBODY LATELY YEAH, II MEAN, KIND OF. I THINK 'CAUSE I GOT IT GOOD LAST NIGHT. OH, IT WAS LIKE, DAMN! I MEAN, MY MAN WAS LIKE, BLOP! LIKE, HE HAD A BABY ARM HOLDING ON TO A APPLE. AW, DON'T CALL IT A BABY ARM.

AW. I SEE. SO YOU CAN'T HANDLE HEARING ABOUT HOW I'M GAY. I'M SORRY. YOU JUST REFERRED TO YOUR BOYFRIEND'S PENIS AS A BABY'S ARM HOLDING AN APPLE. WELL, THAT'S WHAT IT LOOKED LIKE. AND IT'S NOT MY BOYFRIEND, BY THE WAY. AND ANYWHATS, YOU'RE HOMOPHOBIC. NO, NO, NO. THAT'S NOT HOMOPHOBIC, OKAY YOU'RE EXPLICITLY TALKING ABOUT SEXUAL THINGS IN THE WORKPLACE. FINE. THERE'S PLENTY OF STUFF THAT WE CAN TALK ABOUT. YOU KNOW, UH, MY PENIS CUP, MY SCROTUM COZIES THAT I HAVE BEEN KNITTING RECENTLY.

OH, WITH THESE KNITTING NEEDLES THAT I HAVE JUST NOTICED LOOK LIKE LITTLE, SKINNY, PURPLE PENISES, ET CETERA AND ET CETERA. OH, MY GOD. CAN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE, AND THEN YOU TELL ME IF IT'S GOOD FOR FACEBOOK OKAY, I'M FAIRLY CERTAIN YOU'RE GOING TO SHOW ME SOMETHING OVERTLY SEXUAL. DON'T YOU PREJUDGE ME! HERE IT IS. AGH! bleep! THAT'S A CLOSEUP OF AN ANUS. OH, NO, THAT'S NOTltigt ANltigt ANUS. THAT'S MY ANUS, BABY GIRL. THAT'S DISGUSTING. OH, I SEE.

SO YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE A CLOSEUP PICTURE OF MY ANUS 'CAUSE YOU HATE GUY MEN. NO. I DON'T WANT TO LOOK AT A CLOSEUP PICTURE OF ANYONE'S ANUS. HOMOPHOBE. HOMOPHOBE. THERE'S A HOMOPHOBE RIGHT HERE. HO blows whistle HOMOPHOBE ALERT! highpitched voice HOMOPHOBE! imitating siren wailing HEY. HEY, BABY. HOW'S IT GOING GOOD. READY TO GO TO LUNCH YEAH. UH, LATRELL, THIS IS GAVIN. GAVIN, THIS IS LATRELL. THIS IS MY BOYFRIEND. HOW YOU DOING I'MI'M I'M DOING VERY WELL. HOWHOW ARE YOU DOING, GAVINGAVIN.

ORIGINAL VIDEO Bitchy Resting Face

Hi. Do you know someone with a bitchy face They look like they're kinda thoughtfully sad or angry for no reason. Oh, look. That woman has a bitchy face. I wonder why I can't see a reason why. That's Bitchy Resting Face.. That's Bitchy Resting Face. That's Bitchy Resting Face.. But here's a surprise Those women might be suffering without you even knowing it. They may not even be bitches at all. They might just have faces that, to you, look bitchy. So bitchy. And they are suffering silently.

And we should know. I've got Bitchy Resting Face.. I've got Bitchy Resting Face. I. You know, I'm not a bad boyfriend. Just tell me what I'm doing and I'll stop doing it. This is the first relationship where I'm really trying. Do you get that OK, your receipt is in the bag, and eight dollars is your change. Thanks. Um, okay! Emily, will you marry me Yes! Oh, wait, no! Oh, no, no, no, no! But you don't have to run from this problem. You can think, Hey. That woman might not be a bitch at all..

That just might be her bitch face, and that's okay. Because for every woman suffering from Bitchy Resting Face, There's this Hi. I'm not an asshole. I just have an asshole face. As many men suffer from Resting Asshole Face, if not more than, women who suffer from Bitchy Resting Face. I'm not an asshole. I genuinely want to buy you a drink. I don't want to fight you. I couldn't be happier to earn a living in customer service. Please excuse my asshole face. So if you see someone with a bad look on their face, you don't have to bother them.

Mitt Romney ParodyThe Whitest White Man in the USA

GtgtMITT I'm a Mormon whose ethic is work and no play I've been running for the White House since Truman passed away I'll never see the world in shades of gray I'm the whitest white man in the USA I'd amend the Constitution and end Roe v. Wade I would make refuting Darwin a religious crusade I'd wipe away Iran with a nuclear grenade I'm the whitest white man in the USA gtgtGROUP Obama for sure is a commie gtgt MITT Commie gtgtGROUP His blood isn't blue gtgtMITT There's a rumor he's a Jew.

He doesn't look like me or you Now listen to me Our Secre'try of State is a lesbo gtgtGROUP Lesbo The cabinet all reeks The Country's run by Bolsheviks We're going broke just like the Greeks gtgtMITT Why, because I say so! gtgtGROUP He says so gtgtMITT I have homes in Massachusetts, New Hampshire and LA gtgt GROUP And built a concrete fence to keep the Immigrants away And then he rested it was on the seventh day gtgtMITT I'm the whitest white man in the USA I'm against same sex marriage though Paul Ryan's cute like me.

There are times I have wished that I was born a she gtgtANN So then he'd be able to hit off the ladies tee He's the whitest white man in the galaxy gtgtMITT Bain is the bane of my existence Oh, sure, it made me rich But defending it's a bitch It's like praising Newt Gingrich Who is a fruitcake To help the one percent is why I'm running gtgtGROUP Running gtgtMITT Screw the sick and poor I'll just sweep them out the door long with that climate nut Al Gore.

Why Your Boobs Hurt Before Your Period

Ow. Am I right, ladies Hello everyone! Welcome to another episode of DNews. Amy here with you guys and gals today, and you gals specifically might have experienced sore breasts in the days leading up to your period. Premenstrual breast tenderness, properly called cyclical mastalgia, or cyclical mastodynia, is extremely common with severity varying between women. Some might feel a dull ache while others may experience stabbing or shooting pains. It all comes down to fluctuating hormones. Estrogen levels begin to rise in the first half of a menstrual cycle, causing the breast ducts to enlarge. Once an egg is released.

From the ovary, the body produces progesterone to help thicken the uterine lining in anticipation of that egg being fertilized and implanted pregnancy. Progesterone also causes the milk glands in the breasts to swell. It's the rising level of those two hormones that lead to breast soreness. But sore breasts could also be an indicator of fibrocystic breast disease, a condition that leads to large, noncancerous lumps appearing in the breast tissue before menstruation. They move when pushed but typically disappear once menstruation begins. The exact timing of the hormone levels changing varies for each woman as do specific symptoms,.

Though in most cases symptoms typically peak just before menstruation. And it's more than just tenderness and soreness. Breast tissue at this point in a woman's cycle may become denser and have a bumpy, cobblestonelike feeling, especially in the outer areas of the breast. There may be a general lingering dull pain and an overall sense of fullness leaving the breasts feeling heavy. Premenstrual breast soreness could be worse if you've just started taking hormonal birth control, like the pill. Breast soreness and enlargement is itself a side effect of the.

Pill along with weight gain. And of course, sore breasts is just one of a wide array of premenstrual symptoms women are all too familiar with. Emotional symptoms like mood changes, physical symptoms like abdominal or even full body bloating, and cognitive symptoms like exhaustion. Premenstrual breast soreness affects roughly 70 of women during their lifetime with up to about a third of women experiencing moderate to severe pain. And it's most common for women between the ages of 30 and 50. And unfortunately, there's not much to do about it besides wait. But luckily, breast.

People Give Up Masturbation For A Month

What's wrong Elvis You look a little blue. No, that's just my balls. hip hop music I think it's gonna be difficult to not masturbate for a month. I absolutely masturbate every day. Typically once when I wake up and once after I work out. I think it will be really hard, which is when I usually start. But I like challenging myself. I'm gonna completely like dive into my work. And, it's always interesting to see if you can actually kinda change your habits,.

Like kinda break it. suspenseful music So here we are, night one. So far, so good. No one gonna keep me down. I hate this. Here's my bed, and all my vibrators are right here. Oh my god! The worst part was going to see Magic Mike. We just saw Magic Mike. laughs We had to mop it up. Day three. 27 more to go. Little tensed out because I'm going to a pool party right now. I feel like there's other parts of my life.

Where I feel like I could have a little bit more mental strength, a little bit more resilience. Really stressed out I feel like my mood is a little bit more irritable lately. I do feel better, but I feel like I'm quicker to be uncivilized. Right now it really sucks because I am jonesing to go. Alright, so I don't know how many days it's been. I stopped keeping track. I just felt like I had turned into an animal and I had to like fight these urges.

I work out a lot more, gettin in shape. I'm eating a lot more ice cream and pizza. This is the hardest thing I've ever done. It's finally. over. Well, I feel accomplished. I am master of my domain. If you wanna learn how to master your mind and body, I highly recommend giving up masturbation for a month. So no, I would not do this challenge. There's no reason. I mean if you really wanna learn something about yourself, go live with Monks. You can learn some shit in the mountains.

I don't recommend doing this again. I think you should be able to masturbate whenever you want, unless it's in a public place, because that's just weird. We should be in tune with our sexuality, and whether that's selfpleasure or pleasure to others, that's something that we should be in tune with. I 100 have a greater appreciation for it, just because I didn't realize what a role masturbation played in being a healthier, nicer person to other people. I wanna challenge you, internet. Are you master of your domain.

ROYALS Lorde Taryn Southern Julia Price Cover Music Tutorial Lyrics Below Taryn Southern

I've never seen a diamond in the flesh I cut my teeth on wedding rings in the movies And I'm not proud of my address In the torn up town No post code envy But every song's like gold teeth, grey goose, trippin' in the bathroom Blood stains, ball gowns, trashin' the hotel room We don't care, we're driving Cadillacs in our dreams But everybody's like Cristal, Maybach, diamonds on your time piece Jet planes, islands, tigers on a gold leash We don't care, we aren't caught up in your love affair.

And we'll never be Royals Royals It don't run in our blood That kind of luxe just ain't for us We crave a different kind of buzz Let me be your ruler Ruler You can call me Queen B And baby I'll rule I'll rule I'll rule I'll rule Let me live that fantasy My friends and I we've cracked the code We count our dollars on the train to the party And everyone who knows us knows that we're fine with this We didn't come from money But every song's like gold teeth, grey goose, trippin' in the bathroom.

Blood stains, ball gowns, trashin' the hotel room We don't care, we're driving Cadillacs in our dreams But everybody's like Cristal, Maybach, diamonds on your time piece Jet planes, islands, tigers on a gold leash We don't care, we aren't caught up in your love affair And we'll never be Royals Royals It don't run in our blood That kind of luxe just ain't for us We crave a different kind of buzz Let me be your ruler Ruler You can call me Queen B And baby I'll rule I'll rule I'll rule I'll rule.

Key Peele Dubstep

I HAVE FINISHED MY BEDROOM. I HAVE FINISHED THE OFFICE. AND I'M JUST WRAPPING UP THE LIVING ROOM. OKAY. SO YEAH. I'LL GET PACKALACKIN'. I LOVE IT. I LOVE IT. MIND IF I PUT ON SOME MUSIC I DO NOT. I DO NOT. ALL RIGHT. I GOT THIS NEW DUBSTEP. UH, DUBSTEWHAT IS THAT I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS. OH, DUDE, YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT. OH, COOL. COOL, MAN. stereo beeps peaceful electronic intro OOH, I LIKE THIS. WAIT FOR THE DROP. I'M SORRY, THE DROP.

Thrumming electronic bass line WHAT IS HAPPENING WHAT WHAT IS THIS I CAN'T HEAR YOU! music stops gasping WHAT IS THAT THE MUSIC I'M SORRY, IS THAT MUSIC OH, YEAH. DUDE, THAT'S THE DUBSTEP, MAN. THAT'S MY JAM. WELL, IT'S IT'S A LITTLE, UH, LOUD AND DISORIENTING, AND, YOU KNOW, YOU'RE BEING A LITTLE ROUGH WITH MY THINGS. ROUGH WITH DUDE, YOUR STUFF IS FINE. WHY AM I SWEATING SO MUCH BECAUSE YOU'RE FEELIN' IT. IS THAT A GOOD THING YES!.

COME ON, MAN. JUST GIVE IT ANOTHER SHOT. OKAY. OKAY. I WILL. thrumming bass line, electronic chirps WHOA, DUDE! YOU'RE TOTALLY JACKING MY FLOW UP. DUDE, YOUR NOSE IS BLEEDING, AND SO IS MINE. gasping laughing AWESOME. IT DOESN'T REALLY SEEM LIKE MUSIC TO ME. OKAY. WOW. WALLY GETTING A LITTLE BIT OLD. NO, DON'T DO THAT. ALL RIGHT. COME ON. NO. DIDN'T REALIZE THAT. OKAY. UM, YEAH, WHAT WOULD YOU RATHER LISTEN TO I CAN HOOK YOU UP WITH SOME HOOTIE THE BLOWFISH,.

Knocked Up 810 Movie CLIP You Old, She Pregnant 2007 HD

PEOPLE CHATTERING Hey, what's up Baby girl. Hi. What's up End of the line, please. Really Yeah. Oh, come on. Look, we're at capacity, okay We'll let some people in when it clears out a little. You'll get right in if you go back to the end of the line. We come here all the time. It's not a big deal. lt doesn't really look that crowded in there. Hey, look. l don't make the rules. Please No. Hey, what's up, shorty What's up, pretty girls See y'all when y'all get out.

Watch yourself. What was that What the fuck was that It is what it is, sweetie. Now can you step to the back, please You don't need to call me sweetie. Maybe we should just go. Maybe you should listen to your friend. No, you don't need to call me sweetie. All right, you want to come in, you're gonna have to go to the end of the line and wait like everybody else. l'm not gonna go to the end of the fucking line. Who the fuck are you l have iust as much of a right to be here.

As any of these little skanky girls! What, am l not skanky enough for you You want me to hike up my fucking skirt What the fuck is your problem l'm not going anywhere! You're iust some roided out freak with a fucking clipboard! And your stupid little fucking rope! You know what You may have power now, but you're not God! You're a doorman! Okay You're a doorman, doorman, doorman, doorman, doorman! So, fuck you, you fucking fag with your fucking little faggy gloves. WHISPERING l know. You're right. l'm so sorry.

L fucking hate this job. l don't want to be the one to pass judgment and decide who gets in. This shit makes me sick to my stomach. l get the runs from the stress. lt's not 'cause you're not hot. l would love to tap that ass. l would tear that ass up. l can't let you in 'cause you're old as fuck, for this club, not, you know, for the Earth. What You old. She pregnant. Can't have a bunch of old, pregnant bitches running around. That's crazy. l'm only allowed to let in 5O black people. He said that. 5O.

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