Weird Things All Couples Fight About

Cheery strings music play That's not how you fold the towels. It doesn't matter how you fold a towel. It does matter how you fold a towel. If you want it to fit in the closet, you have to roll it. loud crunch Oh my God could you chew any louder louder crunch This goes on here. It takes two seconds. Well.Then the next person who comes in will do it. That's not the point. Hey did you throw away my left overs No. I coulda swo ohh you bitch. What did you call me.

Nothing. The toilet paper goes over. It's printed that way so you could see it. No. The toilet paper goes under so that the cats don't get at it. That makes no sense. What do you want to get for dinner I don't really care. The just pick something. You choose. Told ya! Shut up. I don't see why I have to put the utensils face down Because when they're sticking up like that, if someone trips and falls, they're going to impail themselves and die. That's literally the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

I'm not playing this game where I list every single thing and you shoot it all down. I'm not doing this again. Well then I don't know what to tell you. Oh my gosh watch this! This is the best line. Did you watch this without me You weren't home! mug clanks Seriously! 6 more inches and it's in the sink. Well then put it in 6 more inches. heavy sigh Get it I get it. Anything will be fine. Fine. Fine! Alright! We're gonna get. pizza It's food. Anything but pizza. phone slams on table.

What do you wanna eat That is Bill Paxton! It is Bill Pullman. Bill Paxton was in Aliens.That is Bill Paxton. That is him. Game over, man. That is that man right there. Why am I gonna put them away I'm wearing them tomorrow morning. I don't care if you're wearing them tomorrow morning. I don't want them just sitting by my side of the bed all night. Why do you do this! You squeeze from the bottom. The next person doesn't have to squeeze then. It's toothpaste. It's not like it's hard to squeeze it from a new area on the tube.

Why are we fighting about this Why are we fighting about this Why are we fighting about this!. I'm sorry. I shouldn't have. made you make the decision. With that being said, I think your original call of pizza is fine. Just no pepperoni. cheery strings music What do you want on it then Anything other than pepperoni. Oh my God! I'm going to murder you and when the pizza guy gets here, he's going to help me bury your body and then we're going to get married. No, he won't 'cause he'll probably be like Yeah I feel you, bro..

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Laughter phone dings and vibrates Oh, hold on a second. Mmhmm. Oh, hell no. He did not just text me he working late. That shit is weak. Okay. You know what, working late, my ass. If he don't walk through that door in the next half an hour, he may as well not even come home tonight 'cause I'm not gonna be there waiting for his cheating ass. Okay! All right, girl I ain't playing. You know what I'm saying I mean, I will be there waiting because But he gonna have to put up with a lot of shit from me.

Okay. And if he think he gonna do this shit again, he is sorely mistaken. Okay! Because my man gets one chance. Okay! One. Okay! And then after that, he get one more. Okay. And then after that, he gonna get three strikes. Then you're out. Okay. And if I ever find out that my man was messing around on me, he better get as far away from me as he possibly can because he do not want to get what I'm gonna give to him.

Okay. I got my motherfucking real estate license. Okay! But if and when he does come home, that's fine. Okay. 'Cause he can go out and get all turnt up with these little side hos and whatnot 'cause you know what, bitch He always gonna come home. All right Okay. I'm the queen bee, and he always gonna come home to me. You know what Okay. But you know what, but you know what, but you know what I don't even care. Oh, okay. But I'll tell you what happen if he do come home.

Okay. He ain't gonna be pulling any of that shit in my house. Okay. He can come to the house if he wants to, but he ain't never gonna do that when I'm home. Okay. You know what Even if I'm home, it's fine. Okay. You know what I'm talking about Mm, okay. 'Cause I don't give a good goddamn. Okay. That's what I'm talking about. But he ain't gonna bring that shit into my bedroom. I tell you that much right now, okay Okay. 'Cause there ain't no triflingass nigga.

Gonna wake me up while he's cheating on me in my bed again. Okay. And I told him. I looked him right in the face. I said, This is the fifth and last time that you Okay! exhales I couldn't have said it better myself, girl. You're right. Okay You just been spouting words of wisdom all evening. I ain't listening to a highpitched goddamn thing you saying. quietly Okay. I don't even know what the hell I was thinking, girl. You right. The second that that man walks through that door,.

17 Bisexual Guy Problems

So, you're gay. Nope, I'm bi. BuzzFeed presents Akward Moments When You're a Bisexual Guy Jamie, this is my girlfriend Emily. Hi. It's really nice to meet you. Hi, nice to meet you. Come here. Why are you going back in the closet What I'm not. When I came out to my parents, I told them I was bisexual too. So I feel you. So, are you worried that Kenny's actually gay If you had to choose. It doesn't bother you that he's been with men before.

Why can't you just pick one It's weird. I couldn't be with a guy who's been with men. All I'm saying. But you're, like, actually gay, right So do you guys, like, go and check out guys together But only girls can be bisexual. When guys are bisexual, they're really just gay. No. Hey, Cory, this is my boyfriend James. Hey. Nice to meet ya. So you're gay now! It's like a thing that you're doin', huh You're so greedy.

I mean, leave some for the rest of us. Let me get this straight. He's bi Yeah. I don't know if I can trust that. Boys Girls Who knows I mean, I'd be worried that he'd cheat on me. No. Some floozy from another bar walks in, sees him. He's not going to do anything about it So you've been with both, right Otherwise, how would you know He's never gonna settle down. Oh my God! I love gay guys. I just wanna, like, squeeze you together so hard.

So you like everything. You gotta get a wicked amount of ass, dude. Oh yeah, what is that Kinsey scale So there's a spectrum, right And everyone's on it. No, no. It's one or the other, there's no spectrum. Wanna do that one Yeah, that looks good. You can just tag and bag everything. Him, her, her, her, him, him. Dude, are you hittin' that Nope. Got a boyfriend. It's been the worst day. Are you bi, too I've heard people talking to you all day.

Second Wedding For 9yearold Boy His 61yearold Wife

0003 COMM Babyfaced Saneie Masilela was just eightyearsold when he made headlines around the world after marrying a 61yearold woman. 0014 COMM Now the odd couple have caused further controversy, by marrying again a year later. 0026 COMM The schoolboy first tied the knot with Helen Shabangu in 2013 in a lavish ceremony at his home in Tshwane, in South Africa. And it sparked a huge international outcry. 00' COMM Now 9yearsold Saneie has walked down the aisle once more with his 62yearold bride in nearby Mpumalanga. He wore the same tiny.

How to fix a relationship problems Relationship Advice Marriage Counseling

You know our finances were stressing out her marriage so bad How to fix a relationship problems you know it was like the wrong and wrong job I hated and are weird it just wasn't working before we found this program is needed really find something that was gonna work ass only 12 marriage counselor actually most wanted nothing really works out my husband Paul discord were at the n are certainly give this one last shot yeah it was the most amazing thing up and you know actually found each other again so don't hesitate.

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What is it that made you seek couples counselling Honestly, I don't remember. That's the reason! You won't believe how forgetful he is. And he doesn't just forget his keys or his mother's birthday like normal people he forgets to wear a shirt to work, he forgets where he works and he comes back home hours late not because he's cheating on me but because he's driving around having forgotten where our house is or how to drive! And when he comes home late at night, he goes to sleep on the couch.

Because he's forgotten where our bed is! That's not actually true. I just don't feel like having sex with you. It's all right. The majority of couples come to see me because of intimacy issues. It's not uncommon that sexual desire decreases in l Oh no, that's not it! It's because of what happened last time when we were. intimate. What happened Joe happened! Who Our son! Right. It happened because you forgot the condom! You forgot to take the pill and the morning after pill. And now you keep forgetting Joe in the hardware store, the car wash.

You keep forgetting Susie in the shopping centre! Who Our daughter! Right. So. you have two kids Yeah. And we love them very much. But they were accidents. How old are they Young. By the way, where are they We took them with us, didn't we Yeah. I guess they're still in the car. I'm not sure if I locked the car. So they could've gotten out. Where did we park the car By the lake Nah, I think it was by the water treatment plant. Wait, I remember being impressed that you remembered to lock the car.

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