Key Peele Text Message Confusion Uncensored
BEEN TRYING TO REACH OUT TO YOU ALL DAY. ARE WE ON FOR TONIGHT sighs JEEZ. WHAT YOU CAN'T CATCH ME. YOU CAN'T CATCH ME. I'M LANCE MOORE. TOUCHDOWN, BITCH. WHAT PAUSE. phone chimes OH, SHOOT. KEEGAN'S BEEN TEXTING ME. SORRY, DUDE, MISSED YOUR TEXTS. I ASSUMED WE'D MEET AT THE BAR. WHATEVER. I DON'T CARE. phone chimes SORRY, DUDE, MISSED YOUR TEXTS. I ASSUMED WE'D MEET AT THE BAR. WHATEVER. I DON'T CARE. WHATEVER. I DON'T CARE WHAT THE FUCK IS HIS PROBLEM DO YOU EVEN WANT TO HANG OUT.
DO YOU EVEN WANT TO HANG OUT OH, THAT'S CONSIDERATE. LIKE I SAID, WHATEVER. LIKE I SAID, WHATEVER FUCK THIS GUY. JESUS, YOU. ARE FUCKING PRICELESS. AWW. YOU'RE THE. ONE WHO'S FUCKING PRICELESS THIS M THIS MOTHERFUCKER HERE. OH, HE WANTS TO OKAY, MMHMM. MMHMM. OKAY. YOU WANT TO GO. RIGHT NOW HMM. GUESS I COULD DO THAT. clears throat OKAY. OKAY, LET'S GO HE SAID OKA OKAY, LET'S GO ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU KNOW WHAT YOU WANT TO REALLY. DO THIS NOW KEEGAN, YOU NUT.
YOU'RE NOT PUTTING ME OUT. FUCK YEAH, LET'S DO IT OH, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE! FIRST ROUND'S MINE. OH, NO! OH, NO! THERE AIN'T GONNA BE NO ROUNDS, ASSHOLE! IT'S GONNA BE A FUCKING STREET FIGHT! THIS SON OF A 'CAUSE TONIGHT WE GONNA PARTY AND THE PARTY DON'T STOP YOU! BUDDY! LIKE I SAID, FIRST ROUND'S MINE. A BEER AND A GIMLET FOR MY PARTNER RIGHT WHAT'S THAT UH, II GOT YOU A BASEBALL BAT WITH NAILS IN IT. FOR MY POSTAPOCALYPTIC JACKIE ROBINSON COSTUME.
Ask A Polyamorous Person
So, is every sexual experience an orgy laughing Yes, I'm so exhausted. No, do you know how hard it is to plan an orgy And orgies are not that common. I've been to one, and most of the time I spent there was in the corner eating Oreos. Why isn't one person enough By that logic, you should only have to have one friend. I have friends who I'm just Facebook friends with, and friends who I would pick up from jail. It's not that one person isn't enough,.
It's that lots of people fascinate me. What's the difference between poly and cheating The difference between poly and cheating is that cheating is a violation of the relationship. Polyamory is all about consensual discussion, being on the same page. You make out with somebody else, that's part of the deal. It's not about betrayal. It couldn't be any different. Is it due to your religion You're thinking of polygamy. Does it bother you that some people don't know the difference between polyamory and polygamy.
Most definitely that bothers me. Polygamy for the most part, one, is more of a legal term, two, is more linked to religion. It's more about the man and some subservient women. Polyamory is egalitarian, everyone has a voice. What's the biggest tool to help polyamory work Communication. Being honest. You have to talk about what you think, how you feel. Love and compassion comes first. Is nonmonogamy normal I think maybe the question really is, is monogamy normal We can choose to be monogamous, just like we can choose to be vegetarian,.
But as Dr. Ryan says, that doesn't mean the bacon won't still smell good. It's okay to be nonmonogamous as you long as you do it in an ethical way that doesn't betray anyone. Oh, how do you deal with jealousy In seriousness, jealousy is something we all deal with. We're jealous of people in our industries, sometimes we're jealous of people in our family, but for some reason we consider sexual jealousy to be this insurmountable problem, and it's not. Another thing that can help with jealousy is.
Meeting any of your partner's potential partners. We blow up in our mind what they're like. We think that they're a supermodel, or they're somebody that's out to get us. I want great experiences for my partner, and if that includes a different lover, then I'm okay with that. Does it bother you that people just don't understand I am a bisexual, plussized, nightclub entertainer who grew up with two moms in Texas. I find it's best not to worry what other people think. Do you have any advice for young polyamorous people.
Relationship problems, marriage therapy with hypnotherapist at Marlborough House Therapy Centre
The subject as relationships causes people a great deal of pain now human beings are social creatures and relationships are important to them whether this is real personal relationship work relationships family relationships it all matters. Yes to some extent some people will find their happy home coordinating, getting right but many people do suffer so at divorce with the divorce rate near about 40 percent and in surveys of financially successful couples showing that the equally unhappy if not more so. Anything you read in the press saying that happy relationships are based on finance are.
Utter nonsense. Happy relationships are based on treating each other in the right way and yet, why is it that intelligent people in the relationship will have an utterly miserable time. I'd put forward that a lot of people are utterly clueless about what a relationship means and this is not due to the rational components of the mind but the fact is that we operate from the emotional level and we are very often quite unconscious of our bejeweled behaviors so over the years we found rather than the regular marriage counseling type.
Approach which has limited success we've used hypnotherapy an coaching to help people get a better understanding of themselves and what they want in a relationship. Its a fact that some relationships do need to end there's no doubt about that, but people are just not suited and not willing but what has puzzled many many people is why do people who are perfectly capable of learning and excel in many areas of their life why do they carry on repeating the same mistakes in relationship simple question worth asking because very often couples will leave the situation get worse and worse.
Knowing that it isn't working, but they sit there hope that it gets better, that's not how a relationship improves, it takes understanding and it does take effort and we have the expertise to help you in that process and we offer a free initial assessment so please consider coming in to talk to us before you leave it and then too much resentment too much pain ends up finishing your relationship. We're here to help We're a team of experts we understand how you feel and we are very ethical in our approach, thank you.
Weird Things All Couples Fight About
Cheery strings music play That's not how you fold the towels. It doesn't matter how you fold a towel. It does matter how you fold a towel. If you want it to fit in the closet, you have to roll it. loud crunch Oh my God could you chew any louder louder crunch This goes on here. It takes two seconds. Well.Then the next person who comes in will do it. That's not the point. Hey did you throw away my left overs No. I coulda swo ohh you bitch. What did you call me.
Nothing. The toilet paper goes over. It's printed that way so you could see it. No. The toilet paper goes under so that the cats don't get at it. That makes no sense. What do you want to get for dinner I don't really care. The just pick something. You choose. Told ya! Shut up. I don't see why I have to put the utensils face down Because when they're sticking up like that, if someone trips and falls, they're going to impail themselves and die. That's literally the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
I'm not playing this game where I list every single thing and you shoot it all down. I'm not doing this again. Well then I don't know what to tell you. Oh my gosh watch this! This is the best line. Did you watch this without me You weren't home! mug clanks Seriously! 6 more inches and it's in the sink. Well then put it in 6 more inches. heavy sigh Get it I get it. Anything will be fine. Fine. Fine! Alright! We're gonna get. pizza It's food. Anything but pizza. phone slams on table.
What do you wanna eat That is Bill Paxton! It is Bill Pullman. Bill Paxton was in Aliens.That is Bill Paxton. That is him. Game over, man. That is that man right there. Why am I gonna put them away I'm wearing them tomorrow morning. I don't care if you're wearing them tomorrow morning. I don't want them just sitting by my side of the bed all night. Why do you do this! You squeeze from the bottom. The next person doesn't have to squeeze then. It's toothpaste. It's not like it's hard to squeeze it from a new area on the tube.
Why are we fighting about this Why are we fighting about this Why are we fighting about this!. I'm sorry. I shouldn't have. made you make the decision. With that being said, I think your original call of pizza is fine. Just no pepperoni. cheery strings music What do you want on it then Anything other than pepperoni. Oh my God! I'm going to murder you and when the pizza guy gets here, he's going to help me bury your body and then we're going to get married. No, he won't 'cause he'll probably be like Yeah I feel you, bro..
The Struggle is Real Fit People Problems Mind Over Munch Kickstart 2016
My munchies! We are about to the end of the month here tomorrow we will have our compilation tutorial sharing some of your amazing responses about what being healthy means to you. I thought today it would be nice to just chat. We talk so much about health and all these things we need to do to be healthy and we don't spend enough time talking about how hard it is. So that's what I want to do today, Share 50 things that suck about being healthy aka fit people problems.
Thumbs up if you agree with any of these. Going out to eat too much. Sometimes you'll wanna make the right choice but the struggle is real. The time commitment. Meal prepping. When you run out of meal prep midweek. The fact that donuts aren't healthy. Leg day not lining up with treat meal day. Sitting on the toilet after leg day. Waddling around after leg day. When someone tries to talk to you at the gym and you're in the middle of working out. When your bananas aren't ripe enough. When.
Your bananas have gone too far. Pullups. Cutting onions. Not being able to fit all your gym clothes into a drawer. Having too many gym shoes. When you can't eat mac and cheese. Your hands are always calloused. When a callous rips. Peeling clementines. When you have to actually make food when you're feeling lazy instead of ordering pizza. When you run outta quest bars. When your headphones break. When you forget your headphones at home. Having to defend your lifestyle to family or friends. Excessive laundry from workout clothes. When you can find the one pair of.
Workout pants you'll want to wear. When you can't find matching socks. When your gym shoes get wet. Doing the dishes. When you run out of cinnamon. When you run out out of salt. When you cook a crockpot meal and you have to wait all day long smelling it and you can't eat it. Cutting cauliflower. I actually don't mind this one but my sister hates it. When you have too many storage containers. When you can't find any storage containers. When you lose the tops to the storage containers and you've already put the food.
In the container. Waiting for a squat rack. Choosing the gym over social life. Doesn't suck so much really. Having to always carry a water bottle around. Not having access to water to fill up your bottle. Having to pee all the time from drinking so much water. When your food goes bad in the fridge because you forgot about it. Cleaning a waffle iron. When you run out of peanut butter. NooooOoooOooOooOoooOooOOooOOooooo!!!! Except it isn't really that bad because then you have a jar for overnight oats. Having to make overnight.
Oats. When you forget to put deodorant on before the gym. When you forgot to shave your pits and you're wearing a tank top. Ladies. Wanting to work out after you've showered. When you live with someone who doesn't live the same healthy lifestyle. When you Hangry! Feel free to share additional things that suck about being healthy in the comments. We don't have to act like being healthy is so glamorous. It isn't. It takes work. Sometimes it sucks but the benefits are worth it. I know I'm healthier and happier because of my efforts and I know that overall I.
Its Not About The Nail
It's just There's all this pressure. You know And sometimes it feels like it's right up on me. And. I can just feel it like literally feel it in my head. And it's relentless, and. I don't know if it's gonna stop. I mean, that's the thing that scares me the most, is that I don't know if it's ever gonna stop. Yeah. Well. you do have a nail. in your head. It is not about the nail. Are you sure, because, I mean, I'll bet, if we got that out of there.
Stop trying to fix it! No, I'm not trying to fix it! I'm just pointing out, that maybe the nail is causing You always do this! You always try to fix things when I really need is for you just listen! See, I don't think that is what you need. I think what you need is to get the nail out See, you're not even listening now! OK, fine. I will listen. Fine. It's just sometimes, it's like, there's this achy. I don't know what it is. And I'm not sleeping very well at all.
Toxic relationships How do we know when we are in them katijournaltopic
Hey everybody! Happy Saturday, and since it's Saturday here, I have a journal topic for you. And if any of you are new to my channel, welcome! And why I do journal topics is because, back in the day, any of my older subscribers who've been around for a while, know that I used to, at the end of FAQ tutorials, 4 days a week I believe. I would do a journal topic at the very end. And I do journal topics because I talk about the importance of journalling, I have a tutorial I'll link here.
About journalling and why I have my clients do it, why I think it's important for everyone to do it. It helps give us a little. time to go inside and figure out what's going on with us, and how we feel about certain situations and it can really help us see how far we've come. We can look back in our journals and then see how far we've come. And so, per everyone's request, I continued to do the journal topics but I decided to do them on their own so that you don't have to try.
To find them in old tutorials, you can watch just my journal topic playlist if you're having trouble gettin' started and that can help you start writing in your own journal. Ok, so the journal topic today comes from my husband Sean. Thanks Sean, hey! And he sent this a while ago and I actually forgot and I was cleaning out my email and I found it. So, the journal topic is something that he liked from the former coach of Notre Dame, Lou Holts. If anybody doesn't know who he is you can.
Look him up. And, he is talking about when Lou Holts said this, he is talking about the importance of having healthy relationships and ways to check in to make sure that those relationships are healthy. And I've talked a lot in the past about toxic friends, and so I think this is really important. And he says, Everyone needs to ask the other person, 'Can I trust you Are you committed Do you care about me as a person' Now, I know these seem like really simple questions, but you have to really think.
About it. And then he said, If any 3 of these are answered in the negative, the relationship is doomed to fail. And I don't mean this to be like a downer, but I want you all to consider the closest people in your lives, the people that you spend the most time with, the people that you rely on most, for support and understanding, your outlets, They might be part of your, um distraction plan, or your coping skills is to text or call these people. And I think it's important for all of us,.
Myself included, to check in on who our closest friendships, uh, partners, uh, loved ones, all of that stuff, who they are, what role they play in our lives, and how we answer these questions. Because, a lot of times, Do they care about me as a person You have to really think about that and the best way I can do that for myself is looking at actions that they've done. Are they there when you need 'em Are they someone that you can count on to either pick you up from the airport,.
Help you move, call in the middle of the night 'cuz you're having a really hard time any of those things are they someone that you can really count on because they care about you as a person And not everyone can be accessible all the time, that's not what I'm saying. I'm just saying that we know they're there for us and I think that's really important So I would encourage all of you to take stock of those people in your lives because it's important that you can answer.
The Talk The Talk Hosts Open Up About Relationship Challenges
WHAT HAS BEEN THE BIGGEST CHALLENGE YOU'VE HAD TO OVERCOME IN YOUR RELATIONSHIP SHARON I THINK EVERYTHING'S A HUGE CHALLENGE IN A RELATIONSHIP AFTER A CERTAIN NUMBER OF YEARS. IT IS. I MEAN, YOU CAN'T JUST PINPOINT ONE THING BECAUSE JUST EVERY DAY, DEALING WITH THE SAME PERSON, DAY IN, DAY OUT, TRYING TO KEEP LOVE AND ROMANCE AND UNDERSTANDING IN A MARRIAGE. IT'S A BATTLE FOR EVERYONE, I THINK. APPLAUSE SARA I THINK THE PERSONALITY DIFFERENCES ARE SO HARD OVER TIME, JUST NEGOTIATING THOSE. I WOULD SAY FOR US, IT WAS.
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