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BEEN TRYING TO REACH OUT TO YOU ALL DAY. ARE WE ON FOR TONIGHT sighs JEEZ. WHAT YOU CAN'T CATCH ME. YOU CAN'T CATCH ME. I'M LANCE MOORE. TOUCHDOWN, BITCH. WHAT PAUSE. phone chimes OH, SHOOT. KEEGAN'S BEEN TEXTING ME. SORRY, DUDE, MISSED YOUR TEXTS. I ASSUMED WE'D MEET AT THE BAR. WHATEVER. I DON'T CARE. phone chimes SORRY, DUDE, MISSED YOUR TEXTS. I ASSUMED WE'D MEET AT THE BAR. WHATEVER. I DON'T CARE. WHATEVER. I DON'T CARE WHAT THE FUCK IS HIS PROBLEM DO YOU EVEN WANT TO HANG OUT.

DO YOU EVEN WANT TO HANG OUT OH, THAT'S CONSIDERATE. LIKE I SAID, WHATEVER. LIKE I SAID, WHATEVER FUCK THIS GUY. JESUS, YOU. ARE FUCKING PRICELESS. AWW. YOU'RE THE. ONE WHO'S FUCKING PRICELESS THIS M THIS MOTHERFUCKER HERE. OH, HE WANTS TO OKAY, MMHMM. MMHMM. OKAY. YOU WANT TO GO. RIGHT NOW HMM. GUESS I COULD DO THAT. clears throat OKAY. OKAY, LET'S GO HE SAID OKA OKAY, LET'S GO ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU KNOW WHAT YOU WANT TO REALLY. DO THIS NOW KEEGAN, YOU NUT.

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Why You Should NEVER Forgive a Cheating Husband

Can you tell me why you should never forgive a cheating husband If he's cheated once, he's far more likely to cheat again. He says he won't. He said he wouldn't cheat when he promised to have and to hold, to love and to obey. Women say they're supposed to obey. For modern guys, it ought to be the other way around. But let's be honest, if you caught him, he may have cheated more than once. I wonder what I'm supposed to do. Get tested for STDs, make him get tested for STDs, and make sure you don't have sex until.

Both of you come back clean. That's going to be an embarrassing O.B.G.Y.N. visit. Not as bad as it would be finding out your husband is cheating because the OBGYN diagnoses you with an STD. He says guys sometimes wander, and that I should accept his apologies. At least he didn't say it was your fault for not being hot enough in bed. But if he's excusing it, you're making a mistake by excusing it. I do not want to get a divorce. Women divorce guys for violating their trust and falling out of love. He violated your.

Trust and made love to someone else. I'm devastated, but I've heard we could heal. You'll always be wondering if he's having a late night meeting at work or with a floozy. You'll always worry if he's travelling for work or for pleasure. Don't all marriages have trust issues Unless it is an arranged marriage, it shouldn't. Financial problems, that's normal. He's quoting Bible verses about how I need to be forgiving. Will you let him escalate to Bible verses on beating his wife Or polygamy No way. Leave him now while you're young enough to find someone else and start over, since.

Why Do We Get Nosebleeds

This episode of DNews is brought to you by Norton Security. you might get a surprise one as a kid or an awful embarrassing ones as an adult. But what the heck causes nosebleeds Hey guys, Julia here for DNews 60 of the population will experience epistaxis EP EH STECK SIS or a nasal hemorrhage sometime in their life. They're embarrassing, messy, and fun fact in Japanese pop culture a sign of sexual arousal. So what happens when Mount Vesuvius erupts on your face Well , your nose is filled with.

Lots of blood vessels with only a thin membrane to protect them. Often this membrane gets torn or irritated. and boom, your face is dripping with blood. there's two kinds of nosebleeds, anterior and posterior. Anterior nosebleeds are in the part of your nose called Kiesselbach's triangle and are triggered by an irritation to the lower nasal septum, the thin membrane that separates your nostrils. Kids most often get this kind. I think they spend too much time digging for gold. More common in adults, posterior nosebleeds originate further back and higher up in the.

Nose, to where arteries are. Sometimes they can be severe enough to warrant medical attention. So how do you get them Well the nose is in a vulnerable place, so a bump or a punch might do some damage. Other than that common irritants include cold, high altitude, dry air. Anything that dries out your nose leaves the lower nasal septum vulnerable. A little scratch from a fingernail can start the blood gushing. Although. spontaneous nosebleeds might be a sign of hypertension or infection disease, or even more rarely Vitamin C deficiency,.

Anemia, or heart failure. Those are common causes, what about more strange ones you ask Recently it was reported that A scottish backpacker who had just come back from South Asia started to have frequent nosebleeds. After a few weeks, she went to see a doctor, who thought it wasn't serious and told her just to go home. Then one night, she felt the blood clot move. Upon closer inspection she saw something with ridges. A leech had lived in her nose for FOUR WEEKS. Another nasty nosebleed comes out of Saudi Arabia. A 22 year old man reportedly kept.

Getting nosebleeds on and off for about three years. When he finally went to the doctor, they discovered a tooth growing in his nasal cavity! So how do you stop a nosebleed Dr. Mary Pickett, an instructor in medicine at Harvard Medical School says a pinch will do the trick and you should treat all nosebleeds like an anterior one. Pinch your nose halfway between the tip of the nose and the bridge. Lean forward so the blood doesn't drip down your throat. Hold tight for five minutes. If that doesn't.

Do the trick, repeat. On rare occasions you might need to go to the hospital. More complicated methods include cauterizing the blood vessel using silver nitrate. Researchers from Detroit Medical Center won an ig nobel prize in 2014 for using an old school approach. The award celebrates silly and surprising but practical research. The researchers couldn't stop a young girl's nose bleed with traditional methods so they tried salt pork. They say that there are some clotting factors in the pork. and the high level of salt will pull in a lot of fluid from the nose. Unfortunately this.

Private Investigator Rates and Fees Whats it going to cost

GtgtMICHAEL Hi again it's Michael with ICS World and you're watching ICS World TV. How much is a private investigation going to cost Well, here at ICS we have a combination of factors that go into the minimum fees that we collect up front to conduct the investigation. And this changes from any one of the ICS offices It's all dependent on region and case type, whether you need an arson investigation, maritime fraud investigation, or maybe it's just a surveillance or something more simple some records research that we will be doing for you.

Either way, you need to speak to a case analyst about your case so we can measure how much it's going to cost Are there flights, expenses, how many hours are going to be involved and this way we can get a total estimate to be able to provide reliability. We want to take the very risky process of actually being in a circumstance where you need a private investigator and we want to diminish that risk as much as possible so you can feel comfortable. I encourage you to complete a free consultation at icsworld.

How Does Circumcision Affect Your Penis

We ALL know the penis is a sensitive organ, and yet there are many who choose cut off a chunk of their kids' manhood but what does this DO to the penis The practice of circumcision dates back thousands of years, popping up in ancient cultures in Asia, Africa, Australia and the Americas independently, before any knew the other existed. It's practiced in Muslim, Christian and Jewish populations. Worldwide rates vary, but in the U.S. from 1980 to 1999, 65 percent of babies were cut, and today, it's closer to 56 percent rates.

Have been falling since 1960. Nationally, three out of four babies getting the procedure in the Midwest, two thirds in the Northeast, a little over half in the south, and only a fifth in the West! Circumcision is the act of slicing the foreskin off the penis. A natural penis has skin covering its head, but a circumcised one does not. A DiscoveryNews article describes the foreskin as an eyelid for the penis, which is a weird analogy but they are similar in that there's a mucous membrane on the inside.

The adult foreskin is about 12 square inches, of skin containing specialized nerve endings. From a sexual standpoint, circumcision removes one third of the erogenous tissue of the male genetalia as the penis and clitoris come from the same fetal tissue, the analogous organ to the foreskin is the clitoral hood! Obviously, there is a TON of debate as to the real benefit of circumcision and it doesn't help that the policies keep shifting. In 1999, the American Academy of Pediatrics issued a statement calling the practice into question, saying the risks didn't outweigh the benefits,.

But now a new compilation study done by the Mayo Clinic claims the benefits outweigh the risks 100 to 1! According to their findings, over their lifetime half of all men will require some kind of foreskinrelated medical attention circumcision reduces risks of urinary tract infection, prostate cancer, sexually transmitted diseases and the risk of cervical cancer is reduced for the female partners of cut men. In fact, the World Health Organization recommend the procedure for any country attempting to battle HIV infection. Now you might be thinking, wait, the United Nation's World Health Organization has a pruned.

Penis policy Yeah, it does. And a 2010 study from Plos ONE explains why See, the foreskin isn't just an extra bit on the bits. Because the foreskin is a protective, mucousmembrane layer, it also attracts bacteria actually, according to the study, the foreskin has it's own microbiome! For the study, researchers from Johns Hopkins Bloomberg School of Public Health looked under the hood of uncircumcised penises, and found anaerobic bacteria, those are bacteria which live without oxygen. Studying Ugandan men before and after circumcision, they discovered, that this previously unknown.

Anaerobic bacteria disappeared in the year they were cut forever altering the individual microbiome of the male penis. It is known from other studies that Langerhans cells normally live under the foreskin as well, and are commonly attacked by HIV, so perhaps that's why HIV transmission is so much lower with circumcised men They're still figuring this out. In the end, the practice is ancient and fascinating, but is it necessary Not at all, and there's still a roaring debate about removing a third of the penile erogenous tissue, issues of.

Everything You Wish You Never Knew About Spring Break Breakdowns Elite Daily

Ah, Spring Break! What's there not to love about this time of year Whether you're out on the beach soaking up the sun and staying out of trouble or you're on a stage being the center of attention at your third wet tshirt contest, the fun is endless. Aside from it being one giant excuse to behave promiscuously, wear skimpy bathing suits and wash all your troubles away with liquor, there's a lot more that goes along with Spring Break. From the best days to travel to the best or worst locations or even alarming stats like.

The fact that approximately 1.5 million students attend spring break festivities annual and collectively spend over a billion dollars. Oh, and did you know that due to the lower legal drinking age in Cancun, over 100,000 spring breakers under the age of 21 travel to Mexico's hotspot for that very reason! Mexico isn't the only hotspot for spring fun though. Daytona Beach is actually the United States' number one Spring Break destination but is given a bad reputation due to the amount of rapes that take place annual during the wetandwildness. To be fair, Daytona Beach isn't the only place to expect an unsafe environment.

There is always at least one Spring Breaker that accidentally falls off of a balcony annually and that can happen anywhere. Speaking of being unsafe, it has been reported from the American Medical Association that more than half of the college students that attend the widespread event know friends who were sexually active with more than one partner throughout their stay. Adding to the unsafeness of that is fact that reportedly 3 out of 5 women know close friends who had unprotected sex during their trip. You'd thing the last thing anyone would want is to get pregnant or be given an STD during one of the most.

Fun times of the year. Beaches aren't the only places to hit up this March, though. Travel agencies also cater to those who wish to party around pine trees, snow and slopes. Many spring breakers would rather plan ski trips and snowboard trips rather than take long walks on the beach. If you're not into American beaches or snow for that matter, you can join Spring Breakers abroad but you're going to want to know your foreign laws like the back of your hand. Over 2,600 Americans are arrested on spring break.

April Fools Tutorial Prank in Math Class

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Gtgt TeacherI said that's embarrassing gtgt Tutorial Oh, I'm embarrassing you Why don't you come over here and say that to my face gtgt Well, wait, you're just a tutorial, how could I come over there gtgt Tutorial Oh yeah! gtgt Teacher Whoa! gtgt Tutorial Now I'm trying to teach these people how to do a math problem. I don't know what you're saying. gtgt Teacher Hey, hey, hey. Stop! Stop! Oops. I broke it. That'll fix him! Stay there! Excuse me, folks, I'm going to have to take care of this.

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