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I've never made any secret of the fact that I am a complete fart because I like salted bream, and I'm almost embarrassed at the cheese that I have anyway it's the business of pleasure if you want to squeeze unconsciously choose to be my guest don't be afraid, just go out there in the weather on the bowling green in a three zip bag until I've incited a crime always a good start, now to employees it's real in his mind the deed flags because it always feels like a tweet.

And he's going to complain about the cement and pastry wafting through the house and coming in a very ready ariola a bit frisky but you have to thrust me, my clamp vest is absolutely efficient how could she not reach over that, because any minute now it's going to be confident prematurely it my swede choices I think I just missed work nancy kimmelman quit it could get misty but I think my little gran smoking is celebrating the cash I'll haven't a thing, by the side of the chalk.

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Louis C.K. Chewed up People SNL I never understood people are judging people for the way they have sex as some people get angry homosexuals just for being gay to get mad at them her an early understood that you know like because they're just having sex with each other the governors in a PP which is running down the street is putting people the ass willy nilly just like a pet stores like without asking you know like you're the Atma what the hot she says 10 minutes so glad you just might be right now yes seriously.

Threatening its important role in my new pants in mall shared another one fact am I gonna put home this is ridiculous in but they generally don't do that so I don't know what the fucking promise people get mad then when we get don't get married we don't have to go to a wedding with the put you to the by many it doesn't matter said something really well then ok I will marry his dog could talk about me blows his daughter who gives a shit it doesn't matter doesn't have any impact.

On your life with the fuck do you care or people to try to think it's not like I think it's a social issue like when you see someone stand up on and on talk show inside how am I supposed to explain to my child the two men are getting married I don't know what your shitty Kate you fuckin tell why is that anyone else's problem two guys are in love with a cake america's you want to talk to your ugly child for work in five minutes picking here's what you're surely he's really a faggot anyway.

In scooping that Aaron up your stupid no the only the only arm thing that a Ponzi have those that you're not you're not supposed to laugh a gay people when they're funny because sometimes they just harder for many like I lived in New York for a lot of my life in my neighborhood everybody was gay and and it you know some guys are just a guy walking on the street but some gay guys or a guy in little shorts and a half shirt and you know combat boots breaking its green.

The the whistle when he's standing on the corner going to go out packinghouse lives in history time business plan exists by the thousands and some when I see them I laugh really loud I just do you really don't have to get these did not apply because he's fuckin weird and silly his larry is in by spose threeact allow over the whole lawyers in seriousness you know in stupid him the only you actually the 1i would blow a baseman based on who he is is Ewan McGregor that if there is this one guy out there I gotta say.

That I have no game inclinations except for ice met this fuckin dude in person I was they work on support show in Near East and write their names like popped like I was just blown away the she's Christ is fuckin beautiful in any live music you know and I was like fuck and shivered like Icarus shivering like of the cookin gracious in like a week later I just it was like staring off into space and when I realize but I'll just daydreaming about you McGregor and like seriously I'm not gain any other week summer I wanna fuck that guy right.

Barack Michelle Obama Fight in Funny Siri Style Tutorial

Siri tell my wife I'm heading out to play hoops with the troops. So I'll be late for dinner. Siri tell my husband he should learn to be on time for a change and maybe bring me some flowers once in a awhile. Like he used to. Mr. president would you like me to find a local flower shop Tell my wife if she showed me some real affection she'd get flowers, kisses and maybe if she's lucky some hard political caucus. Oh Dear. Promises. Promises. Tell my husband flowers and kisses.

Are as hard to find around here as a congress that agrees with him. I don't want to tell that to the President. Tell him. Please don't make me. Do it! Tell my wife you are the reason that i support gay marriage. Message from your husband you inspire me to work hard for my constituents. Bull shit Siri. What did he really say You don't want to know. Call my husband. Siri, ignore that call. Mr. president please don't drag me into this. I'm just a machine. Do not answer that call.

Tell my husband i won't be there for his next erection. Um, do you mean election That too. Tell Michelle that I faked my support for her campaign against child obesity Tell her I just had lunch with a fat kid. In fact I am having a Big Mac. Right now. Please leave me out of this. I'm begging you. Tell the president the latest polls say americans like me more. Siri send this picture to my wife right now. Oh yeah will send the president this picture I can't take this anymore.

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Hi. Do you know someone with a bitchy face They look like they're kinda thoughtfully sad or angry for no reason. Oh, look. That woman has a bitchy face. I wonder why I can't see a reason why. That's Bitchy Resting Face.. That's Bitchy Resting Face. That's Bitchy Resting Face.. But here's a surprise Those women might be suffering without you even knowing it. They may not even be bitches at all. They might just have faces that, to you, look bitchy. So bitchy. And they are suffering silently.

And we should know. I've got Bitchy Resting Face.. I've got Bitchy Resting Face. I. You know, I'm not a bad boyfriend. Just tell me what I'm doing and I'll stop doing it. This is the first relationship where I'm really trying. Do you get that OK, your receipt is in the bag, and eight dollars is your change. Thanks. Um, okay! Emily, will you marry me Yes! Oh, wait, no! Oh, no, no, no, no! But you don't have to run from this problem. You can think, Hey. That woman might not be a bitch at all..

That just might be her bitch face, and that's okay. Because for every woman suffering from Bitchy Resting Face, There's this Hi. I'm not an asshole. I just have an asshole face. As many men suffer from Resting Asshole Face, if not more than, women who suffer from Bitchy Resting Face. I'm not an asshole. I genuinely want to buy you a drink. I don't want to fight you. I couldn't be happier to earn a living in customer service. Please excuse my asshole face. So if you see someone with a bad look on their face, you don't have to bother them.

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